crumb/onebench · Datasets at Hugging Face

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my setup: 35 monitors arranged around my swivel chair in a circular fashion, imprisoning me forever in a 3d world of sex pics & sports radio
reminder to all of my female cop followers that i worship female cops daily
having $100 is Millionaire shit
i have been secretly collecting my roommate's piss for 7 years. i dont know what to do with all of these jars of piss. i am extremely scared
i;m now getting surgery to completely become a Brand. all bothersome human elements (ability to get mad, go to toilet, etc) will be, removed
ive decided A. every white colored food is vanilla flavored. especially popcorn. especially mayo B. this opinion will be shown on The News
on March 14th 2011, user "AIDS_Wanter" maliciously paraphrased my alt-luit witticism regarding birdseed which turns into birds, when planted
We used to think the hamsterdance .com was good, Now it sucks so much to us
utterly romanced by the gum that my favorite marketing teen is just strategically shilling to mint dejection #DeathArt
do u, sir, take this cardboard cutout of 90s era David Spade to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and 2 hold, in sickness and in health,
Adorn Your Front Door With A Tasteful Welcome Mat Or Shut Dah Fuck Up
typical to see every one making jokes here after a 99 year old man of proud and honorable distinction killed him self with a blow torch
i had my jeans bronzed as an infant. and they still fit mother fucker
This Fucking Sucks http://t.co/fqnRcJGH
the ye.ar is 2009 AD. world government has passed the G.R.E.E.D ACt, banning ownership of CD-ROM. hyperlinks have repleaced the dollar .
Jsut arranged an 8-count box of pop tarts to be sent to a girls house. Looking forward to explaining to her how to prepare them
i've been publicly unfollowed by "lawyer ron" because of you fucking people
shiting into a tube while earning $4 an hour from home
bouncing my large mean ass on top of a shitload of stolen mannequin legs (girl)
petrified 800 nubile women with mucus and the so-called great state of wyoming wont allow me to build a palace out of their bodies -- fuck u
cant wait to dip a paint roller in my preferred brand of beer and suck it like a big yeti dick
on this day in history, alan turing invented the Gay Computer. one day later, preisdnet bill clinton fucked it. #demandaljazeera #hell
im told that wearing my Denim kimono to the oscars will probably destroy racism and sjw in one feel swoop
dont know why everyones up my ass over this. i didnt say she smells like urine, i said she has the energy of someone who smells like urine
you gotta respect iot, even though it sucks. You just gotta respect it even if you fucking hate it . You gotta respect this shit
---------------- COP ZONE ----------------
"Kermit the Racist" by AdultCartoonFTW (182,727 views)
waking up from a month long k2-induced coma and immediately apologizing to every POC for liking the Tasmanian Devil cartoons for some reason
jack`s off to the super bowl for business, jack`s off to the bitter beer face commercials for pleasure
seeking a fellow High-Functioning Brony to crawl underneath the tarp i live in and help me de-wax my ears. suit and tie required.
your post is so good man. it .must have cost $1000 to make it
my work day consists of my bosses trying to goad me into my cubicle so that i'll just sit in there & jack off isntead of ruining the company
to stand nude before a group of middle aged italian mob bosses and have them obnoxiously berate your dick while smoking cigars
SOME ONE REPLACED MY INCEST FAQS WITH PICTURES OF TURKISH FLAGS AND GUNS
friendly reminder that if you do not heed enough of the friendly reminders on your timeline, you may sever 1 finger as penance
learning how to say "1 2 3" and "hut hut hut" at army
i just need to say, to anyone reading this.. You are Important, You are loved, and You belong in this world, if you have over 5000 followers
patreon up by $4000/month since i got removed from out back steakhouse for calling all the waiters homos and became a Freedom of Speech guru
my new bullshit is getting really mad everytime theres a new ios update and they still haven't added hobo code emojis
yeah im thinking its muleller time.
for a 2nd time, a user has threatened to go to the bathroom on me. ill tell u this. only way thatll happen is if ur leaving in the body bag.
#E32021 Actual T-Shirt Seen At e3 2021 - "Next Gen Sucked Me Off " . - Why? How?
stealing valor by purchasing fraudulent military gear from etsy,. parading my insane loadouts in front of our vets as they hurl abuse at me,
judge dredd kicks the doors of the wtc mosque wide open and says "Well this looks like a big bunch of crap to me "
(crawling out of rocks in dystopian future where all the good posts have already been made) uehh.. im the big.. denim.. sock loop(??).. man
the most classic form of capital punishment is being restrained in the stocks and having tomatoes thrown at you just for being a dumb ass
micropenised galoot bleeds out in a 7-11 after smashing glass hot dog case with bare hands and shows his ass on the news by mistake
your just a dog from the zoo
just thoguht of a tiny man standing inside of a toilet. waving a turd in with batons like the airport guys. shopping the idea to buzz feed
look at the calender. I'm not explaining this further
i may not know "jack shit" , but i know my friend "Jack fists" and he would like to come to knock the shit out of your teeth,
What if the guy who jumped over the white house fence thought it was the gamer gate.
in want of a glass of cold one ... http://t.co/Bzqa4zbkH9
they should put slot machines in the mc donalds. i want to win baby
shutterstock has hit hte concept of "A young atheist" out of the damn park with this one. bravo http://t.co/YXstO2Snho
see that dumpster labelled "SLAVE PISS"? bet ya dollars to donuts it's not actually full of slave piss. someone probably wrote it as a joke
In culture, today, where they have cellphones, it seems, as, though, the most forgotton words in the English language are, "I give a Damn."
h m. wikipedia still appears to be working to me http://t.co/xNQJRq0e i dont see what the problem is. #factswithoutwikipedia
i.. im gonna lose it!! im absolutely ready to crap all my damn cum out !!!
gettting radicalized by bull shit metacritic review scores and making voodoo dolls of twitch girls for showing their ankles on stream
cornering a janitor for 50 minutes to tell him how i was once involved in a polyamourious relationship w/ the guy who said "lee roy jenkins"
a bunch of cops knock my colostomy bag on the floor and begin stepping on it with high heeled shoes while i jack off and ask them to stop it
geetting absolutely goated off that pig leaf like a Cartoon
the year is 2041 and im still using an older version of twitter that won't be around for much longer
i look very handmsome in my bow tie and suspenders, holding a big red balloon
i draw my psycho-blade and stab the shit out of a plastic tub with "waldenbooks" written on the side in magic marker
every one with the word "meme" in their bio has put at least one hole in their bedroom wall with the butt of a rifle
gamers are stupid assholes huh? well guess what. the final fantasy titles taught me roman numerals. check this shit out: XVCXCXCVIIIVX
there should be ICU beds only for geniusses and if your iq is less than 120 they eject you from the window at fucking 200mph
arbys refuses to honor special bulletin offering a free "Roastbeef Snack" to all divorced men... lots of upset divorced men at this arbys,..
man encased in lethal amounts of body oil and skin bronzer preserved for thousands of year.s.. beautiful
put pictures of fat 1920s babies up next to the muscle builders of modern day & you will ssee that their skill levels are considerably equal
if u follow me. ..and ur display name is "bazinga man".. you had better FUCking be the real bazinga man before I unscrew youre head & SHIT D
listeing to the updated version of the "baby its cold outside" song where the guy's trying to convince the woman to leave so he can jack off
social distancing? I've been social distancing my whole life Lol . no ventilators? Ive been breathing without a ventilator my whole life Lol
the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying
the road is a battle field, all the other cars are your enemies, and not using turn signals gives you an Advantage against then
attn: fucked up t-shirts incorporated-- get me a tweety bird with devil horns saying "I refuse to pay for a car wash"
every room in every home must have a Host
after careful consideration, ive decided to fuck the green m&m because they made it look like a girl. i would not fuck the red or yellow m&m
i must rotate in my seat eternally to avoid having my muscles damaged by wi-fi energy
i will annihilate all spoofs of me . i will take anyone who does spoofs of me or my beloved content to the court of criminal law.
if youre that guy who emailed me last month asking to be my "intern" come forward so me & my rich friends can smack tennis balls at your ass
grandmma, i would like to file a complaint against the soda you keep in the back of your fridge. it is flat and expired, like my dick .
lets mix the jail and the zoo togehter and have whistles going off constantly so nothing can sleep and spray piss and glue around as a bonus
PROSECUTION: Is it true, that on the evening of Sept 3rd, 2006, you posted the word "Jeams" ME: (swallowing cyanide pill) I dont recall .
ohhh anOTHER solar eclipse, you say ?? gee i cant wait.. does the Jerk Off motion until the sun supernovas itself out of shame
i wont let nasa sent me to mars [does the dx cross chop with guns] fuckin alright
http://t.co/s8KMF9tlXy you will pry it from my cold muscular hands, fucker
the latest from rex freeway http://t.co/wQTK4Kj3zO
unfollow , unsubscribe, block and mute all Gambler's
started smoking at the advice of the "Making friends in your 50's" reddit post, quit after reading the "How to make your cum taste good" one
the most bewildering euphemism for penis i ever heard : "My puck"
to the punk who spray painted "Fat Angel" on my 1996 chevy suburban: post your nintendo friend code so i can send you the Medal Of Honor
and the award for best banksy tweet goes to.. "egg_dad_ebooks" seven grown men rise from their seats and push their way towards the podium
everytime i click on the skull, a random dweeb's computer chair spins around at a million miles per hour and collapses underneath his ass
Eiating a $26 Wagyu peanut butter and jelly sandwich while pushing some buttons on my watch
sequester THIS !! i show my ass. a dick flops out of my ass. a tiny ass comes out of the hole of the dick coming out of my ass Fuck obam
each follower on here is like a gun pointed at your head 24/7 . Thats what only a mere fraction of my Fucking pain is
i shsould be allowed to beat off in the back of a police car. im already going to jail so whats the difference

my setup: 35 monitors arranged around my swivel chair in a circular fashion, imprisoning me forever in a 3d world of sex pics & sports radio

reminder to all of my female cop followers that i worship female cops daily

having $100 is Millionaire shit

i have been secretly collecting my roommate's piss for 7 years. i dont know what to do with all of these jars of piss. i am extremely scared

i;m now getting surgery to completely become a Brand. all bothersome human elements (ability to get mad, go to toilet, etc) will be, removed

ive decided A. every white colored food is vanilla flavored. especially popcorn. especially mayo B. this opinion will be shown on The News

on March 14th 2011, user "AIDS_Wanter" maliciously paraphrased my alt-luit witticism regarding birdseed which turns into birds, when planted

We used to think the hamsterdance .com was good, Now it sucks so much to us

utterly romanced by the gum that my favorite marketing teen is just strategically shilling to mint dejection #DeathArt

do u, sir, take this cardboard cutout of 90s era David Spade to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and 2 hold, in sickness and in health,

Adorn Your Front Door With A Tasteful Welcome Mat Or Shut Dah Fuck Up

typical to see every one making jokes here after a 99 year old man of proud and honorable distinction killed him self with a blow torch

i had my jeans bronzed as an infant. and they still fit mother fucker

This Fucking Sucks http://t.co/fqnRcJGH

the ye.ar is 2009 AD. world government has passed the G.R.E.E.D ACt, banning ownership of CD-ROM. hyperlinks have repleaced the dollar .

Jsut arranged an 8-count box of pop tarts to be sent to a girls house. Looking forward to explaining to her how to prepare them

i've been publicly unfollowed by "lawyer ron" because of you fucking people

shiting into a tube while earning $4 an hour from home

bouncing my large mean ass on top of a shitload of stolen mannequin legs (girl)

petrified 800 nubile women with mucus and the so-called great state of wyoming wont allow me to build a palace out of their bodies -- fuck u

cant wait to dip a paint roller in my preferred brand of beer and suck it like a big yeti dick

on this day in history, alan turing invented the Gay Computer. one day later, preisdnet bill clinton fucked it. #demandaljazeera #hell

im told that wearing my Denim kimono to the oscars will probably destroy racism and sjw in one feel swoop

dont know why everyones up my ass over this. i didnt say she smells like urine, i said she has the energy of someone who smells like urine

you gotta respect iot, even though it sucks. You just gotta respect it even if you fucking hate it . You gotta respect this shit

---------------- COP ZONE ----------------

"Kermit the Racist" by AdultCartoonFTW (182,727 views)

waking up from a month long k2-induced coma and immediately apologizing to every POC for liking the Tasmanian Devil cartoons for some reason

jack`s off to the super bowl for business, jack`s off to the bitter beer face commercials for pleasure

seeking a fellow High-Functioning Brony to crawl underneath the tarp i live in and help me de-wax my ears. suit and tie required.

your post is so good man. it .must have cost $1000 to make it

my work day consists of my bosses trying to goad me into my cubicle so that i'll just sit in there & jack off isntead of ruining the company

to stand nude before a group of middle aged italian mob bosses and have them obnoxiously berate your dick while smoking cigars

SOME ONE REPLACED MY INCEST FAQS WITH PICTURES OF TURKISH FLAGS AND GUNS

friendly reminder that if you do not heed enough of the friendly reminders on your timeline, you may sever 1 finger as penance

learning how to say "1 2 3" and "hut hut hut" at army

i just need to say, to anyone reading this.. You are Important, You are loved, and You belong in this world, if you have over 5000 followers

patreon up by $4000/month since i got removed from out back steakhouse for calling all the waiters homos and became a Freedom of Speech guru

my new bullshit is getting really mad everytime theres a new ios update and they still haven't added hobo code emojis

yeah im thinking its muleller time.

for a 2nd time, a user has threatened to go to the bathroom on me. ill tell u this. only way thatll happen is if ur leaving in the body bag.

#E32021 Actual T-Shirt Seen At e3 2021 - "Next Gen Sucked Me Off " . - Why? How?

stealing valor by purchasing fraudulent military gear from etsy,. parading my insane loadouts in front of our vets as they hurl abuse at me,

judge dredd kicks the doors of the wtc mosque wide open and says "Well this looks like a big bunch of crap to me "

(crawling out of rocks in dystopian future where all the good posts have already been made) uehh.. im the big.. denim.. sock loop(??).. man

the most classic form of capital punishment is being restrained in the stocks and having tomatoes thrown at you just for being a dumb ass

micropenised galoot bleeds out in a 7-11 after smashing glass hot dog case with bare hands and shows his ass on the news by mistake

your just a dog from the zoo

just thoguht of a tiny man standing inside of a toilet. waving a turd in with batons like the airport guys. shopping the idea to buzz feed

look at the calender. I'm not explaining this further

i may not know "jack shit" , but i know my friend "Jack fists" and he would like to come to knock the shit out of your teeth,

What if the guy who jumped over the white house fence thought it was the gamer gate.

in want of a glass of cold one ... http://t.co/Bzqa4zbkH9

they should put slot machines in the mc donalds. i want to win baby

shutterstock has hit hte concept of "A young atheist" out of the damn park with this one. bravo http://t.co/YXstO2Snho

see that dumpster labelled "SLAVE PISS"? bet ya dollars to donuts it's not actually full of slave piss. someone probably wrote it as a joke

In culture, today, where they have cellphones, it seems, as, though, the most forgotton words in the English language are, "I give a Damn."

h m. wikipedia still appears to be working to me http://t.co/xNQJRq0e i dont see what the problem is. #factswithoutwikipedia

i.. im gonna lose it!! im absolutely ready to crap all my damn cum out !!!

gettting radicalized by bull shit metacritic review scores and making voodoo dolls of twitch girls for showing their ankles on stream

cornering a janitor for 50 minutes to tell him how i was once involved in a polyamourious relationship w/ the guy who said "lee roy jenkins"

a bunch of cops knock my colostomy bag on the floor and begin stepping on it with high heeled shoes while i jack off and ask them to stop it

geetting absolutely goated off that pig leaf like a Cartoon

the year is 2041 and im still using an older version of twitter that won't be around for much longer

i look very handmsome in my bow tie and suspenders, holding a big red balloon

i draw my psycho-blade and stab the shit out of a plastic tub with "waldenbooks" written on the side in magic marker

every one with the word "meme" in their bio has put at least one hole in their bedroom wall with the butt of a rifle

gamers are stupid assholes huh? well guess what. the final fantasy titles taught me roman numerals. check this shit out: XVCXCXCVIIIVX

there should be ICU beds only for geniusses and if your iq is less than 120 they eject you from the window at fucking 200mph

arbys refuses to honor special bulletin offering a free "Roastbeef Snack" to all divorced men... lots of upset divorced men at this arbys,..

man encased in lethal amounts of body oil and skin bronzer preserved for thousands of year.s.. beautiful

put pictures of fat 1920s babies up next to the muscle builders of modern day & you will ssee that their skill levels are considerably equal

if u follow me. ..and ur display name is "bazinga man".. you had better FUCking be the real bazinga man before I unscrew youre head & SHIT D

listeing to the updated version of the "baby its cold outside" song where the guy's trying to convince the woman to leave so he can jack off

social distancing? I've been social distancing my whole life Lol . no ventilators? Ive been breathing without a ventilator my whole life Lol

the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying

the road is a battle field, all the other cars are your enemies, and not using turn signals gives you an Advantage against then

attn: fucked up t-shirts incorporated-- get me a tweety bird with devil horns saying "I refuse to pay for a car wash"

every room in every home must have a Host

after careful consideration, ive decided to fuck the green m&m because they made it look like a girl. i would not fuck the red or yellow m&m

i must rotate in my seat eternally to avoid having my muscles damaged by wi-fi energy

i will annihilate all spoofs of me . i will take anyone who does spoofs of me or my beloved content to the court of criminal law.

if youre that guy who emailed me last month asking to be my "intern" come forward so me & my rich friends can smack tennis balls at your ass

grandmma, i would like to file a complaint against the soda you keep in the back of your fridge. it is flat and expired, like my dick .

lets mix the jail and the zoo togehter and have whistles going off constantly so nothing can sleep and spray piss and glue around as a bonus

PROSECUTION: Is it true, that on the evening of Sept 3rd, 2006, you posted the word "Jeams" ME: (swallowing cyanide pill) I dont recall .

ohhh anOTHER solar eclipse, you say ?? gee i cant wait.. *does the Jerk Off motion until the sun supernovas itself out of shame*

i wont let nasa sent me to mars [does the dx cross chop with guns] fuckin alright

http://t.co/s8KMF9tlXy you will pry it from my cold muscular hands, fucker

the latest from rex freeway http://t.co/wQTK4Kj3zO

unfollow , unsubscribe, block and mute all Gambler's

started smoking at the advice of the "Making friends in your 50's" reddit post, quit after reading the "How to make your cum taste good" one

the most bewildering euphemism for penis i ever heard : "My puck"

to the punk who spray painted "Fat Angel" on my 1996 chevy suburban: post your nintendo friend code so i can send you the Medal Of Honor

and the award for best banksy tweet goes to.. "egg_dad_ebooks" *seven grown men rise from their seats and push their way towards the podium*

everytime i click on the skull, a random dweeb's computer chair spins around at a million miles per hour and collapses underneath his ass

Eiating a $26 Wagyu peanut butter and jelly sandwich while pushing some buttons on my watch

sequester THIS !! *i show my ass. a dick flops out of my ass. a tiny ass comes out of the hole of the dick coming out of my ass* Fuck obam

each follower on here is like a gun pointed at your head 24/7 . Thats what only a mere fraction of my Fucking pain is

i shsould be allowed to beat off in the back of a police car. im already going to jail so whats the difference