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not sure if im hearing all the lyrics, but it seems like the guy in the song "Bad to the bone" is bad because he has a lot of consensual sex
the Ten click challenge, invented by buddihst monks to enhance Discipline , asks that we limit ourselves to click on only ten things per day
WORLDS BIGGEST TIRE CHANGE FUCK UP, THATS ME IN THE GUINNESS BOOK, THATS ME IN THE PICTURE, CHASING THE OUT OF CONTROL VEHICLE INTO THE ZOO
KLEBOLD: Wtf is this shit HARRIS: "Wii Sports Resort"? U call urself a gamer? LANZA: ... KLEBOLD: Get these fuckin trashbags off the windows
meat loaf just ordered the venue to keep the lights on the audience so he can see if any trolls have infiltrated his show
sorry boys.. im goin A.W.O.L.. !!! Another Weekend On-Line
ATLANTIC CITY - 9:02am - A second oversized globe has hit the Ripley's Believe it or Not Museum .
the hell genie cured my crippling fear of Smoking,. but forced me to incur the curse of having perfect skin and legs #InHighSchool #Allah
what if instead of oil-- the warhawks were all after the enemys piss. like "we gotta take baghdad. we gotta get their piss." just having fun
i would like to become somebodys Uncle so i can start posting shit like "not all dips are marinades , but all marinades, are dips"
THE LAST UNBANNED ALCHEMIST ON EBAY
just grabbed my ankles and rolled backwards ontop of my neck and took an enormous shit in my bed while my dogs barked at me #introvertWin
id love to do some posts on here
imma newmedia grassroots teen marketing consultant prick fucek. ah a new tcot friend.! ill just ignore his goatman avatrar
MY SHIT IS IN SHAMBLES, MY DICK IS IN DISARRAY, MY ASS IS ASUNDER, MY BALLS ARE BALLISTIC, MY CUM IS CONFOUNDED, MY PISS IS PITIFUL
i couldnt help but notcie you besmirching my nephews Banksy Valhalla, Jordian Computer, Holstein Paypal, and last but not lease, paper mario
every 100 years ,the world votes for a new Bible, to replace the old one. i honourably submit: The Joe Dirt Novel, writen by Spade, as bibl.
just wasted an entire afternoon at the court house trying to copyright th e phrase "Trump look like a uncle"
my doctor needs me to keep a log of how many times i wiped my ass but i dont have a pen & paper so i have to do it hgere. sorry 9/13/17: 310
and now to tackle celebrity tom cruise's claims that I look like "an eggplant with progeria". *crracks knluckles that's uh, a fallacy
I CRY INTO THE TOILET BECAUSE ITS WHERE MY WORTHLESS TEARS BELONG #LIFEHACK
a blank one
remember back in the early 00s you were allowed to shoot ropes on a mans face if you caught him wearing a fedora hat or posting on REDDIT...
ouh yes!! THe boys have spoken, and they want more! More jokes about the ape! My one man show , entitled "Not-So-Great Ape" will explore th
hoo boy... these guinea pigd love to shit. shouldn't have ordered the full dozen
Leut me make this clear: gloves are Next-Gen mittens , mittens are trash, i will never wear a mitten, i will take down anyone whos mad at me
phew. just served 4 years in afghanistan and not a single person saw my dick while I was over there. not one. hope they got a medal for that
i was spending my PTO from the fake raybans factory getting Stabbed in washington dc while you were all busy looking at dicks in cyber punk.
stop it Teens. stop grabbing onto my jeans and SKitching me as i try to run away. im a teen too. im one of you
guy who once posted "Service dogs love having their ears grabbed" given permanent seat in wolf blitzers situation room #Redemption
all girls on this website... im here to protect u from online swearing... pleae... please understand..
when i cant decide whether to throw up into the trash can or the toilet i throw up in the trash cadn & pour about half of it into the toilet
should i learn Letters first? or choose the path of Numbers? a queston every baby must ask it self
my ass has become too powerful for even me to contorl. tonight , i will sit on the hibachi grill at benihana and put an end to this hell
$5 poison vs $100,000 poison.. which kills more Rats
SENSING THAT I AM GLUING SEASHELLS TO MY TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR ALLIGATOR SHOES, AN AWARE UNIVERSE TRAVELS BACK IN TIME AND CREATES ITSELF
might delete all my posts once i hit 10000. Thats enough
Tracks: 1.Let me take my gallon bottle of pepto on planes 2.The Catholic Church is on some Mike Jackson shit 3.There is too many restaurants
"elvis" is the filthiest musician alive
"kendo is so much better than normal swords" nope fuck yourself
downloading an app developed by Asia that tells me how much diarrhea is hould have everyday
Id like to sincerely apologize for being a beady eyed little fuck-freak. Im hell's shit. Im dog shit's ass. Brand me with a hot iron. Sorry
a particularly rude comment i received today has caused me to fill my pants wih shit. i will not glorify the perpetrator by identifying him.
thank you, http://t.co/XmuLGcjapP
the coolest thing the police ever did was invent their own flag thats just a desecrated version of the american flag
EVERY POINT VALID AND INDISPUTABLE, perfect diction and posture, my flawless TED talk about snake vore silences thte trolls once and for all
LISTEN UP NERD, THE WEIGHTS WITH HIEROGLYPHS ON THEM ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO LIFT UNLESS YOU POSSESS THE CORRESPONDING RUNESTONE, THIS IS HELL GYM
my main issue with "master chief fucks cortana" is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief off
Where_Gogurt_Failed.txt
[transfer of pug_dog_Spectacularly_gored_by_bull.flv completed] oops. sorry. that's the wrong one. here [transferring lime.jpg]
i rip off my groundhog handler disguise on stage. "surprise bitchs. groundhog day is fake." i drop kick the fuckin groundhog back to the zoo
inner dipaer absorbing the brunt of it, mid-diaper locking down any and all "Stragglers", outer diaper "The courtesy diaper" for the fans...
i have posted severla high-res images of my teeth & gums for the inspection of the trolls. they will find that they look like a normal man's
The most fucked up possible thing has happened. Porno has returned to cyberspace.
Man said he could see into the future and told a Japanese tourist she would die if they did not have sex on a "sacred site",a court was told
with. a genuine content creator
mate...ya got a hole in your head
Oh looj at them having a go about things. A fine day for foot (Soccer) ball‚Äî wahey lads? Me mum's tits , Piss up! Ohh the noncers Wanked it
"the best part of U runned down the crack of ya mammas Ass when she-" ugh i fucked that up. wait "best part of yopu run down the ass w-"Shit
im a bush-league yokel who should be put on the floor
there's currently an image of an unidentified nude man making the rounds on several online circuits. please beware
"oh its so easy to og after david Koch now that hes dead" "its so Edgy & Brave to get his ass now that he cnat send his assassins after you"
we all know the famous "Five Second Rule"... if you dont throw dropped food in the trash within five seconds it unleashes toxic spores
Boys are showing to much DICK on the time line... I come here to research Ethics and i am bombareded with 10000 human penis images daily
New Wet Ass
if you odn't subscribe to every last one of my vague, yet cocksure beliefs regarding the Portuguese , i will never make eye contact with you
dairrhea
suckng off a wadded up bra in honour of national bra day or what ever. i dont know. who gives a shit
priest plugs my coffin in at the end of the funeral. "MILLERTIME" lights up in neon on the side, desecrating my corspe & sending me to hell
there are mother fuckers in this life that will "Take the L" but Most refuse to "Take the pLedge of alligeance"
im near certain there is a hotly contested tug-of-war between fox executives upon the issue of whether or not homer simpson can show his ass
imagine a guy whose desktop computer is an integral part of his drum set and he posts by tapping the keyboard with his sticks and it's me
please check out my piece in TIME magazine "Why i sold my dog at a carnival for $30 and Why it matters" the worst article ever written
pissed off by the idea of my ass becoming grass
just found out my favorite author is ugly #KillingMySelf
wearing electric bra in defiance of #NoBraDay my filthy bean bags getting absolutely smoked by radio sound attacksat the cuban embassy
Coach Klein: Nice suit! #WaterboyWednesday
gonna fill up on milk shakes and do some open carry off the grid
(looking at wtc memorial) this is mood ass
http://t.co/rsNjhZxJ philosopher Gottfried Leibniz theorized that ours is the best of all possible worlds. and im inclined to agre
ok mr honda dealer lets get down to brassed tacks. U dont wanna waste my time, i dont wanna waste yours. now; CAN i jack off in your toilet,
who cares who the next james bond is. theyre all Lucifer
just saw another Uncensored Ass in the audience. im finished with this horse shit. #oscars #AssInTheAudience #Oscars2012AITA
sometimes i wonder if i could slice EpicWayne in half with one swing of the blade. but its probably really hard to
EVERYONE ON EARTH PLEASE SHOVE YOUR HANDS INTO YOUR POCKETS AND LAY FLAT FACING THE GROUND UNTIL MY LOST "PUSSYMAN" APRON TURNS UP
http://t.co/jy7xRuxE
another fucked up thing. why tdont people in tv & film ever actually shit when they sit on the toilet. why arent we allowed to see the piss.
if you 'accidentally' spill an entire 7-11 big gulp on a sears mannequin they will throw it out and you can go have sex with it in the trasg
Welcom to MpregCraig's Mpreg Dolphin Cove 3D... if u are a shark fanboi, please leave. 2d likers? no dice. Fpreg? get the F outa here
i love shit that isnt "For" me
rip to this guy http://t.co/JZL3q80llC
the moment you realize that every piece of furniture you own is just a man in a zentai suit stuck in a rigid pose and they all flee at once
we need less mayors and more sayers (of truth )
MOST HATED FOODS., 50) PAPA JOHNS ORIGINAL FAMOUS CHEMTRAIL PANZEROTTI 49) THE DEMERITORIOUS DOLLAR NINETY NINE McDIAPER....... MORE TO COME
while you were busy poisoning your soul with spectator sports i was in my house jacking off face down in my bed
who spit on my rats. ill find him
unbelievable. i have been sent 4 different cum tributes of my "Doggo's". i will never cleanse the time line with wholesome eye bleach again
consumeralert: at least one butterball turkey has been stuffed with the shrunken head of an assassinated african dictator. be care full.
I consider making my posts good a Moral Imperative . I owe it to my follower's to deliver them a product completely devoid of Nude imagery .
i mostly just need help getting the teeth. i can handle pouring them into my ass by myself #ParksPremiere

not sure if im hearing all the lyrics, but it seems like the guy in the song "Bad to the bone" is bad because he has a lot of consensual sex

the Ten click challenge, invented by buddihst monks to enhance Discipline , asks that we limit ourselves to click on only ten things per day

WORLDS BIGGEST TIRE CHANGE FUCK UP, THATS ME IN THE GUINNESS BOOK, THATS ME IN THE PICTURE, CHASING THE OUT OF CONTROL VEHICLE INTO THE ZOO

KLEBOLD: Wtf is this shit HARRIS: "Wii Sports Resort"? U call urself a gamer? LANZA: ... KLEBOLD: Get these fuckin trashbags off the windows

meat loaf just ordered the venue to keep the lights on the audience so he can see if any trolls have infiltrated his show

sorry boys.. im goin A.W.O.L.. !!! Another Weekend On-Line

ATLANTIC CITY - 9:02am - A second oversized globe has hit the Ripley's Believe it or Not Museum .

the hell genie cured my crippling fear of Smoking,. but forced me to incur the curse of having perfect skin and legs #InHighSchool #Allah

what if instead of oil-- the warhawks were all after the enemys piss. like "we gotta take baghdad. we gotta get their piss." just having fun

i would like to become somebodys Uncle so i can start posting shit like "not all dips are marinades , but all marinades, are dips"

THE LAST UNBANNED ALCHEMIST ON EBAY

just grabbed my ankles and rolled backwards ontop of my neck and took an enormous shit in my bed while my dogs barked at me #introvertWin

id love to do some posts on here

imma newmedia grassroots teen marketing consultant prick fucek. ah a new tcot friend.! ill just ignore his goatman avatrar

MY SHIT IS IN SHAMBLES, MY DICK IS IN DISARRAY, MY ASS IS ASUNDER, MY BALLS ARE BALLISTIC, MY CUM IS CONFOUNDED, MY PISS IS PITIFUL

i couldnt help but notcie you besmirching my nephews Banksy Valhalla, Jordian Computer, Holstein Paypal, and last but not lease, paper mario

every 100 years ,the world votes for a new Bible, to replace the old one. i honourably submit: The Joe Dirt Novel, writen by Spade, as bibl.

just wasted an entire afternoon at the court house trying to copyright th e phrase "Trump look like a uncle"

my doctor needs me to keep a log of how many times i wiped my ass but i dont have a pen & paper so i have to do it hgere. sorry 9/13/17: 310

and now to tackle celebrity tom cruise's claims that I look like "an eggplant with progeria". **crracks knluckles* that's uh, a fallacy

I CRY INTO THE TOILET BECAUSE ITS WHERE MY WORTHLESS TEARS BELONG #LIFEHACK

a blank one

remember back in the early 00s you were allowed to shoot ropes on a mans face if you caught him wearing a fedora hat or posting on REDDIT...

ouh yes!! THe boys have spoken, and they want more! More jokes about the ape! My one man show , entitled "Not-So-Great Ape" will explore th

hoo boy... these guinea pigd love to shit. shouldn't have ordered the full dozen

Leut me make this clear: gloves are Next-Gen mittens , mittens are trash, i will never wear a mitten, i will take down anyone whos mad at me

phew. just served 4 years in afghanistan and not a single person saw my dick while I was over there. not one. hope they got a medal for that

i was spending my PTO from the fake raybans factory getting Stabbed in washington dc while you were all busy looking at dicks in cyber punk.

stop it Teens. stop grabbing onto my jeans and SKitching me as i try to run away. im a teen too. im one of you

guy who once posted "Service dogs love having their ears grabbed" given permanent seat in wolf blitzers situation room #Redemption

all girls on this website... im here to protect u from online swearing... pleae... please understand..

when i cant decide whether to throw up into the trash can or the toilet i throw up in the trash cadn & pour about half of it into the toilet

should i learn Letters first? or choose the path of Numbers? a queston every baby must ask it self

my ass has become too powerful for even me to contorl. tonight , i will sit on the hibachi grill at benihana and put an end to this hell

$5 poison vs $100,000 poison.. which kills more Rats

SENSING THAT I AM GLUING SEASHELLS TO MY TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR ALLIGATOR SHOES, AN AWARE UNIVERSE TRAVELS BACK IN TIME AND CREATES ITSELF

might delete all my posts once i hit 10000. Thats enough

Tracks: 1.Let me take my gallon bottle of pepto on planes 2.The Catholic Church is on some Mike Jackson shit 3.There is too many restaurants

"elvis" is the filthiest musician alive

"kendo is so much better than normal swords" nope fuck yourself

downloading an app developed by Asia that tells me how much diarrhea is hould have everyday

Id like to sincerely apologize for being a beady eyed little fuck-freak. Im hell's shit. Im dog shit's ass. Brand me with a hot iron. Sorry

a particularly rude comment i received today has caused me to fill my pants wih shit. i will not glorify the perpetrator by identifying him.

thank you, http://t.co/XmuLGcjapP

the coolest thing the police ever did was invent their own flag thats just a desecrated version of the american flag

EVERY POINT VALID AND INDISPUTABLE, perfect diction and posture, my flawless TED talk about snake vore silences thte trolls once and for all

LISTEN UP NERD, THE WEIGHTS WITH HIEROGLYPHS ON THEM ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO LIFT UNLESS YOU POSSESS THE CORRESPONDING RUNESTONE, THIS IS HELL GYM

my main issue with "master chief fucks cortana" is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief off

Where_Gogurt_Failed.txt

[transfer of pug_dog_Spectacularly_gored_by_bull.flv completed] oops. sorry. that's the wrong one. here [transferring lime.jpg]

i rip off my groundhog handler disguise on stage. "surprise bitchs. groundhog day is fake." i drop kick the fuckin groundhog back to the zoo

inner dipaer absorbing the brunt of it, mid-diaper locking down any and all "Stragglers", outer diaper "The courtesy diaper" for the fans...

i have posted severla high-res images of my teeth & gums for the inspection of the trolls. they will find that they look like a normal man's

The most fucked up possible thing has happened. Porno has returned to cyberspace.

Man said he could see into the future and told a Japanese tourist she would die if they did not have sex on a "sacred site",a court was told

with. a genuine content creator

mate...ya got a hole in your head

Oh looj at them having a go about things. A fine day for foot (Soccer) ball‚Äî wahey lads? Me mum's tits , Piss up! Ohh the noncers Wanked it

"the best part of U runned down the crack of ya mammas Ass when she-" ugh i fucked that up. wait "best part of yopu run down the ass w-"Shit

im a bush-league yokel who should be put on the floor

there's currently an image of an unidentified nude man making the rounds on several online circuits. please beware

"oh its so easy to og after david Koch now that hes dead" "its so Edgy & Brave to get his ass now that he cnat send his assassins after you"

we all know the famous "Five Second Rule"... if you dont throw dropped food in the trash within five seconds it unleashes toxic spores

Boys are showing to much DICK on the time line... I come here to research Ethics and i am bombareded with 10000 human penis images daily

New Wet Ass

if you odn't subscribe to every last one of my vague, yet cocksure beliefs regarding the Portuguese , i will never make eye contact with you

dairrhea

suckng off a wadded up bra in honour of national bra day or what ever. i dont know. who gives a shit

priest plugs my coffin in at the end of the funeral. "MILLERTIME" lights up in neon on the side, desecrating my corspe & sending me to hell

there are mother fuckers in this life that will "Take the L" but Most refuse to "Take the pLedge of alligeance"

im near certain there is a hotly contested tug-of-war between fox executives upon the issue of whether or not homer simpson can show his ass

imagine a guy whose desktop computer is an integral part of his drum set and he posts by tapping the keyboard with his sticks and it's me

please check out my piece in TIME magazine "Why i sold my dog at a carnival for $30 and Why it matters" the worst article ever written

pissed off by the idea of my ass becoming grass

just found out my favorite author is ugly #KillingMySelf

wearing electric bra in defiance of #NoBraDay my filthy bean bags getting absolutely smoked by radio sound attacksat the cuban embassy

Coach Klein: Nice suit! #WaterboyWednesday

gonna fill up on milk shakes and do some open carry off the grid

(looking at wtc memorial) this is mood ass

http://t.co/rsNjhZxJ philosopher Gottfried Leibniz theorized that ours is the best of all possible worlds. and im inclined to agre

ok mr honda dealer lets get down to brassed tacks. U dont wanna waste my time, i dont wanna waste yours. now; CAN i jack off in your toilet,

who cares who the next james bond is. theyre all Lucifer

just saw another Uncensored Ass in the audience. im finished with this horse shit. #oscars #AssInTheAudience #Oscars2012AITA

sometimes i wonder if i could slice EpicWayne in half with one swing of the blade. but its probably really hard to

EVERYONE ON EARTH PLEASE SHOVE YOUR HANDS INTO YOUR POCKETS AND LAY FLAT FACING THE GROUND UNTIL MY LOST "PUSSYMAN" APRON TURNS UP

http://t.co/jy7xRuxE

another fucked up thing. why tdont people in tv & film ever actually shit when they sit on the toilet. why arent we allowed to see the piss.

if you 'accidentally' spill an entire 7-11 big gulp on a sears mannequin they will throw it out and you can go have sex with it in the trasg

Welcom to MpregCraig's Mpreg Dolphin Cove 3D... if u are a shark fanboi, please leave. 2d likers? no dice. Fpreg? get the F outa here

i love shit that isnt "For" me

rip to this guy http://t.co/JZL3q80llC

the moment you realize that every piece of furniture you own is just a man in a zentai suit stuck in a rigid pose and they all flee at once

we need less mayors and more sayers (of truth )

MOST HATED FOODS., 50) PAPA JOHNS ORIGINAL FAMOUS CHEMTRAIL PANZEROTTI 49) THE DEMERITORIOUS DOLLAR NINETY NINE McDIAPER....... MORE TO COME

while you were busy poisoning your soul with spectator sports i was in my house jacking off face down in my bed

who spit on my rats. ill find him

unbelievable. i have been sent 4 different cum tributes of my "Doggo's". i will never cleanse the time line with wholesome eye bleach again

consumeralert: at least one butterball turkey has been stuffed with the shrunken head of an assassinated african dictator. be care full.

I consider making my posts good a Moral Imperative . I owe it to my follower's to deliver them a product completely devoid of Nude imagery .

i mostly just need help getting the teeth. i can handle pouring them into my ass by myself #ParksPremiere