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just to get some perspective on life
herees what I say to those who think im having a goof on here (presses button on wristwatch & tiny pair of shades launches onto face) im Not
#ThingsGirlsLike Moonlit Sega Rants
i think "mario and sonic at the munich massacre" could work if they did it respectfully & didn;t fuck with the formulas from the retro games
all gags and assorted banter aside though I will in fact be shooting the thanksgiving turkey with a gun instead of eating it this year .
every year, a figure dressed in black leaves three crispy strips & a bottle of mtn dew at the kfc man's grave then disappears into the night
sylvestetr the cat: sufferin succotash! Terry Schiavo was murdered
cant wait to get back to iraq and blast some ragheads-- itll be just like halo but with less lag #tcot #nowTHATSghetto #nowplaying #bun
corn should grow from sprouts, like beans do. none of this cob bullshit
im startingmy own version of bill maher's "new rules" called "Good rules". It's going to fucking suck
cancelling my livetweet of the pa flower show becaus of the SHIT you people have said to me, tthis is the bed you laid in, this is your hell
Asthmatic Blogger Expo Ruiend By Very Dusty Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivLtCs-F46I
checking my computer chiar for GPS Trackers, left by ex-wife or cops
proposed mural of Dr. martin luther king breastfeeding a pitbull wrapped in us flag REJECTED by town "Fucking" hall #DeathEarth #EarthDeath
even if you only know the basic techniques there is over 100,000 different combos you can do. the government is hard at work naming them all
i've been blacklisted from hollywood simply because I refuse to compromise my unwavering support of Microsoft brand and product. cowardice
Im the guy who asked them to remove Sex from only fans!!! I thought It would be nice!!! I didnt know it woiuld make people mad!!! Im sorry!!
"________ favorited a photo you were tagged in " SDONT YOU FUCKING DARE
my repulsive cohorts and I are searching the woods for tree sap so we can rub it all over our hands and improve our golf grip
"We will wipe out Twitter. I don't care what the international community says." "They will see the Turkish republic's strength," he added,
dismal reception f or Little Fockers raises 1 important question: What can you and I do to keep The "Fockers" Brand sizzling into 2011??
i ask everyone to watch my recital but before i can begin i immediately slip and fall into the yellowstone supervolcano and my dick explodes
i have it on good authority that kim jong il jacked off shortly before dying. this devastating fact makes the pain of losing him even worse
clicking onto the reddit comment section of a picture of a clowns penis and upvoting 400 different opinions about whether its satire or not
people please, all i ask for is one town hall meeting which doesnt reference The Matrix
since 2003 to this day, me and KitsuneHorace are the only verified winners of the "convert your step dad to islam challenge"
youre all a Dog of the Coward's order. ill take you across my knee and slap yopur Ass., i will "GIVE UM HELL" as ordred by the great general
i don't have time ot actually read you peoples posts, but ive been evaluating your engagement metric's and they look like Shit...
wow i just dropped a bowling ball & out of all the billions of places it could have landed it hit me straight in the dick #GlitchInTheMatrix
pleased to announce, on the april of 9th, that i have signed a Truce with DigimonOtis, ending a feud that has persisted over several years .
its a joke you nit wits. Fuck all of you
LOVER UNBUTTONS MY PANTS AND SEES THE ANKH LOOPED AROUND MY COCK. SHE LOOKS UP AT ME, BUT ITS TOO LATE. IM ALREADY HOLLERIN ABOUT THE ANUBIS
apparently shirtless people are interacting with me on this site. please put on a tasteful button-down top if you want to fav or retweet me.
The Saturday morning ramble is Work Safe. Children are also allowed to enjoy it. The Thursday nite rant is vulgar and unleashed
i am a Gentleman's Son and i deserve the big gravy boat
how did they do the ace ventura butt talk. i know that shit wasnt real. was it 3d or robots
if the mask from "the mask" was real it would be on the news.
one man stands, bravely defiant, against the impending fury of my massive, raw ass. a Troll snaps a picture and puts it in some history book
hope to make this somehwat of a tradition: the "Show Us Your Turkey" event. i'd like to see your beautiful birds, on this thanksgiving day
astrally projecting my brain into antifa head quarters and memorizing their combat patterns is the easiest shit i have ever done in my life
eating a single Dorito on a bed of Jasmine Rice
taking 3.5 million foot and mouth disease infected pigs and burying them alive in a massive landfill in sotuh korea. Good or bad
sick and tired of people assuming im taking a shit whenever i go to the bathroom,; while im actually just running my diaper under the sink
HOT NEW VID -- CYBERDUNCE EVISCERATED BY ERROR PROMPT ON LAPTOP -- #TOPFAILS -- #TOPAWKWARD - FUCKING IDIOT - WATCH HIM CLICK "OK"
someone has smeared shit all over my "please don't run me off the road" bumper sticker andi need help getting DNA out of the shit
well if photocopying each page of a big book entitled "Piss Quotes" using company time and resources upsets u, then i guess youre a bad boss
switch handle to "Gamer Wonk"
wearing my lab coat and analyzing an array of my own nudes in order to determine which one most effectively highlights my fatigued genitals
need $1000 to tstart a Dog Gym . support local busness. i want to start a Dog Gym
do not ever come to my gym with crayons and draw smiley faces all over the walls. i will put your ass in the gutter. i will knock you over
thinking that every time elon musk trends on here it's because he invented cold fusion, not because he publicly called someone an "Ass Hat"
Disrespected. on my own feed!! Of all places, my own feed! Please send me pictures of Cash, dollars bills, etc to calm me down
Buffalo wild wing gets $0 tip for serving "Bones" to me in chicken, if i had wanted to eat bones i would take my Ass to the grave yard
dont forget to write in candidate "Seagrams Ginger Ale" to get "Pointz‚Ñ¢" and score some"Geer‚Ñ¢". #lynndebate #horsesandbayonets #deathcamps
seeking a pisswife. i will do anythoing for a pisswife.
satan has his filthy little hand in my google serach priority and now when people look up my username they get pictures of dead camels
#MyDreamCarWouldHave a big ass i could fuck
ive completed the first hour of my 2 day #NoPiss challenge. i am searching for media outlets who would like to document my struggle
replacing my ass cheeks with both hemispheres of my useless brain was a decision i made for MYSELF. i didnt do it to fucking impress twitter
what anm i gonna do with this warehouse full of osama bin laden toilet paper. nobody wants to wipe their ass with a dead guy
each 'Ridge' in your crinkle-cut potato chip costs 4 gallons of precious slave blood to create and adds a satisfying "Cruntch" to every bite
#MentionSomeoneCuteAndBeautiful raynn the hedgehog. akira the hedgehog. mydnyght the hedgehog. venus the polaer bear. gomez the hedgehog.
changing my display name to "Follower killer", my bio to "Fucked", and my avatar to a set of cross hairs with the word "Me" in the center
zero of my so-called twitter pals gave me a phone call or offered me any aid during my harrowing ordeal iwth the hacker. may god punish you.
fingers ranked by how good it is to show them to people: 1. thumb 2. pinky 3. ring 4. index 5. middle steal this listicle,u corrupted fucks
the dress Color? (grins Intelligently at the hell about to be unleashed upon naive content consumers) its brown, because i wipe my ass of it
whoever wrote "I Exist To Be Hollered At" onto the back of my Official Nascar Cape nneeds to crawl over to my address for some rebel justice
im redoing the funeral for my ass because nobody took the first one seriously enoguh. too many attendees yapping off & refusing to be seated
click this post to worship Everlasting Slime until your cold, lonesome death, the uncleansable taste of Shit ruining your throat and tongue
my velcro jeans burst open, scattering my secret stash of 2 liter canada dry bottles as I stumble backwards off the roof of the 9/11 buildig
*makes a loud inhuman noise and attempts to crack wacom tablet over knee
mmy monitor flashed before me in dazzling light. for 1 brief moment, I saw every Celeb at once, the good 1s, the bad 1s, crying, jsut crying
have sex with rag doll instead of humen #ADVANCEDlifehacks
Im Sucking Myself Off Right Now And I Hate It #Dateline
pushing one of those home depot mobile staircases onto its side., getting that shit wedged between the aisles, because they dont sell Geodes
Unamused by the portmanteau of "Groupon"
Fuck #TheThursdayNiteRant and the bruise it has left upon my legacy. Fuck contracts and being tricked into signing them. Fuck Ruby Tuesdays.
i have never condoned "rumpus"
A tag has been placed on Utz Quality Foods, Inc. requesting that it be speedily deleted from Wikipedia.
just fired 300 Journalists . And it feels so good
changing 500 tiny diapers on 500 disgusting rats #TheLifeIChose
oscars for exrtraordinarily subversive, insightful, online textual Musings?? unsoiled by MOneymen?? Thats what my shit particularly would be
although im the foremost Blue Jeans Virtuoso i consider it disrespectful to wear them. i simply kiss each pair 5 times a day; facing mecca.
youll know whehn it happens
if a 4 year old child treid to accidentally shoot me i would simply disarm it by using a Complete arm latch into tactical 100% body roll
GIRLS SHOUD BE MADE TO WEAR A SPECIAL BADGE ON THEIR PRO-FILES SO I CAN FUCK THEM EASYER
"posting" is "first responding"
my attitude is generally over all an "I dont give a fuck" attitue
i have decided to forgo material pleasure so i can write about the experience and sell it to http://t.co/pAeRi93lur for Two Hundred Dolalrs
every one should donate their pets to the zoo or the dog kennel, get the animals out of the house until all this covid mess is figured out
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion coats are just big shirts
us governmnet kidnaps swazi rape orphans and forces them to watch the sad dog episode of futurama while monitoring their vital signs for $
people on here treat me like dirt , thats fine, meanwhile hundreds of teens are allowed to go to prom racistly every day
tthis asshole brought home a tekken lanyard with "Phil" written on it in magic marker and wants to use it with the keys to his new buick .
i feel a good balance of nice energy & rude energy cioming through the monitor at me, and i think i will stay online for about 3 more hours.
Utility Belt Contains (At All Times) Raw Vegan Oxygen Pills, Raw Vegan Skin Bronzer, Boomerang And Bic Lighter (Fire Boomerang) , Four Guns
alright. so we narrowed the name of our band down to either Traces of Mondo or Pepsigasm. and i already printed out 90,000 Pepsigasm tshirts
WHy isnt there a crosswalk where 50 year old women can explore their femininity without getting hooted at
i challenge anyone who would bring shit to me to a one on one hockey match. goalie vs goalie in the frozen arena. three pucks

just to get some perspective on life

herees what I say to those who think im having a goof on here (presses button on wristwatch & tiny pair of shades launches onto face) im Not

#ThingsGirlsLike Moonlit Sega Rants

i think "mario and sonic at the munich massacre" could work if they did it respectfully & didn;t fuck with the formulas from the retro games

all gags and assorted banter aside though I will in fact be shooting the thanksgiving turkey with a gun instead of eating it this year .

every year, a figure dressed in black leaves three crispy strips & a bottle of mtn dew at the kfc man's grave then disappears into the night

sylvestetr the cat: sufferin succotash! Terry Schiavo was murdered

cant wait to get back to iraq and blast some ragheads-- itll be just like halo but with less lag #tcot #nowTHATSghetto #nowplaying #bun

corn should grow from sprouts, like beans do. none of this cob bullshit

im startingmy own version of bill maher's "new rules" called "Good rules". It's going to fucking suck

cancelling my livetweet of the pa flower show becaus of the SHIT you people have said to me, tthis is the bed you laid in, this is your hell

Asthmatic Blogger Expo Ruiend By Very Dusty Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivLtCs-F46I

checking my computer chiar for GPS Trackers, left by ex-wife or cops

proposed mural of Dr. martin luther king breastfeeding a pitbull wrapped in us flag REJECTED by town "Fucking" hall #DeathEarth #EarthDeath

even if you only know the basic techniques there is over 100,000 different combos you can do. the government is hard at work naming them all

i've been blacklisted from hollywood simply because I refuse to compromise my unwavering support of Microsoft brand and product. cowardice

Im the guy who asked them to remove Sex from only fans!!! I thought It would be nice!!! I didnt know it woiuld make people mad!!! Im sorry!!

"________ favorited a photo you were tagged in " SDONT YOU FUCKING DARE

my repulsive cohorts and I are searching the woods for tree sap so we can rub it all over our hands and improve our golf grip

"We will wipe out Twitter. I don't care what the international community says." "They will see the Turkish republic's strength," he added,

dismal reception f or Little Fockers raises 1 important question: What can you and I do to keep The "Fockers" Brand sizzling into 2011??

i ask everyone to watch my recital but before i can begin i immediately slip and fall into the yellowstone supervolcano and my dick explodes

i have it on good authority that kim jong il jacked off shortly before dying. this devastating fact makes the pain of losing him even worse

clicking onto the reddit comment section of a picture of a clowns penis and upvoting 400 different opinions about whether its satire or not

people please, all i ask for is one town hall meeting which doesnt reference The Matrix

since 2003 to this day, me and KitsuneHorace are the only verified winners of the "convert your step dad to islam challenge"

youre all a Dog of the Coward's order. ill take you across my knee and slap yopur Ass., i will "GIVE UM HELL" as ordred by the great general

i don't have time ot actually read you peoples posts, but ive been evaluating your engagement metric's and they look like Shit...

wow i just dropped a bowling ball & out of all the billions of places it could have landed it hit me straight in the dick #GlitchInTheMatrix

pleased to announce, on the april of 9th, that i have signed a Truce with DigimonOtis, ending a feud that has persisted over several years .

its a joke you nit wits. Fuck all of you

LOVER UNBUTTONS MY PANTS AND SEES THE ANKH LOOPED AROUND MY COCK. SHE LOOKS UP AT ME, BUT ITS TOO LATE. IM ALREADY HOLLERIN ABOUT THE ANUBIS

apparently shirtless people are interacting with me on this site. please put on a tasteful button-down top if you want to fav or retweet me.

The Saturday morning ramble is Work Safe. Children are also allowed to enjoy it. The Thursday nite rant is vulgar and unleashed

i am a Gentleman's Son and i deserve the big gravy boat

how did they do the ace ventura butt talk. i know that shit wasnt real. was it 3d or robots

if the mask from "the mask" was real it would be on the news.

one man stands, bravely defiant, against the impending fury of my massive, raw ass. a Troll snaps a picture and puts it in some history book

hope to make this somehwat of a tradition: the "Show Us Your Turkey" event. i'd like to see your beautiful birds, on this thanksgiving day

astrally projecting my brain into antifa head quarters and memorizing their combat patterns is the easiest shit i have ever done in my life

eating a single Dorito on a bed of Jasmine Rice

taking 3.5 million foot and mouth disease infected pigs and burying them alive in a massive landfill in sotuh korea. Good or bad

sick and tired of people assuming im taking a shit whenever i go to the bathroom,; while im actually just running my diaper under the sink

HOT NEW VID -- CYBERDUNCE EVISCERATED BY ERROR PROMPT ON LAPTOP -- #TOPFAILS -- #TOPAWKWARD - FUCKING IDIOT - WATCH HIM CLICK "OK"

someone has smeared shit all over my "please don't run me off the road" bumper sticker andi need help getting DNA out of the shit

well if photocopying each page of a big book entitled "Piss Quotes" using company time and resources upsets u, then i guess youre a bad boss

switch handle to "Gamer Wonk"

wearing my lab coat and analyzing an array of my own nudes in order to determine which one most effectively highlights my fatigued genitals

need $1000 to tstart a Dog Gym . support local busness. i want to start a Dog Gym

do not ever come to my gym with crayons and draw smiley faces all over the walls. i will put your ass in the gutter. i will knock you over

thinking that every time elon musk trends on here it's because he invented cold fusion, not because he publicly called someone an "Ass Hat"

Disrespected. on my own feed!! Of all places, my own feed! Please send me pictures of Cash, dollars bills, etc to calm me down

Buffalo wild wing gets $0 tip for serving "Bones" to me in chicken, if i had wanted to eat bones i would take my Ass to the grave yard

dont forget to write in candidate "Seagrams Ginger Ale" to get "Pointz‚Ñ¢" and score some"Geer‚Ñ¢". #lynndebate #horsesandbayonets #deathcamps

seeking a pisswife. i will do anythoing for a pisswife.

satan has his filthy little hand in my google serach priority and now when people look up my username they get pictures of dead camels

#MyDreamCarWouldHave a big ass i could fuck

ive completed the first hour of my 2 day #NoPiss challenge. i am searching for media outlets who would like to document my struggle

replacing my ass cheeks with both hemispheres of my useless brain was a decision i made for MYSELF. i didnt do it to fucking impress twitter

what anm i gonna do with this warehouse full of osama bin laden toilet paper. nobody wants to wipe their ass with a dead guy

each 'Ridge' in your crinkle-cut potato chip costs 4 gallons of precious slave blood to create and adds a satisfying "Cruntch" to every bite

#MentionSomeoneCuteAndBeautiful raynn the hedgehog. akira the hedgehog. mydnyght the hedgehog. venus the polaer bear. gomez the hedgehog.

changing my display name to "Follower killer", my bio to "Fucked", and my avatar to a set of cross hairs with the word "Me" in the center

zero of my so-called twitter pals gave me a phone call or offered me any aid during my harrowing ordeal iwth the hacker. may god punish you.

fingers ranked by how good it is to show them to people: 1. thumb 2. pinky 3. ring 4. index 5. middle steal this listicle,u corrupted fucks

the dress Color? (grins Intelligently at the hell about to be unleashed upon naive content consumers) its brown, because i wipe my ass of it

whoever wrote "I Exist To Be Hollered At" onto the back of my Official Nascar Cape nneeds to crawl over to my address for some rebel justice

im redoing the funeral for my ass because nobody took the first one seriously enoguh. too many attendees yapping off & refusing to be seated

click this post to worship Everlasting Slime until your cold, lonesome death, the uncleansable taste of Shit ruining your throat and tongue

my velcro jeans burst open, scattering my secret stash of 2 liter canada dry bottles as I stumble backwards off the roof of the 9/11 buildig

**makes a loud inhuman noise and attempts to crack wacom tablet over knee*

mmy monitor flashed before me in dazzling light. for 1 brief moment, I saw every Celeb at once, the good 1s, the bad 1s, crying, jsut crying

have sex with rag doll instead of humen #ADVANCEDlifehacks

Im Sucking Myself Off Right Now And I Hate It #Dateline

pushing one of those home depot mobile staircases onto its side., getting that shit wedged between the aisles, because they dont sell Geodes

Unamused by the portmanteau of "Groupon"

Fuck #TheThursdayNiteRant and the bruise it has left upon my legacy. Fuck contracts and being tricked into signing them. Fuck Ruby Tuesdays.

i have never condoned "rumpus"

A tag has been placed on Utz Quality Foods, Inc. requesting that it be speedily deleted from Wikipedia.

just fired 300 Journalists . And it feels so good

changing 500 tiny diapers on 500 disgusting rats #TheLifeIChose

oscars for exrtraordinarily subversive, insightful, online textual Musings?? unsoiled by MOneymen?? Thats what my shit particularly would be

although im the foremost Blue Jeans Virtuoso i consider it disrespectful to wear them. i simply kiss each pair 5 times a day; facing mecca.

youll know whehn it happens

if a 4 year old child treid to accidentally shoot me i would simply disarm it by using a Complete arm latch into tactical 100% body roll

GIRLS SHOUD BE MADE TO WEAR A SPECIAL BADGE ON THEIR PRO-FILES SO I CAN FUCK THEM EASYER

"posting" is "first responding"

my attitude is generally over all an "I dont give a fuck" attitue

i have decided to forgo material pleasure so i can write about the experience and sell it to http://t.co/pAeRi93lur for Two Hundred Dolalrs

every one should donate their pets to the zoo or the dog kennel, get the animals out of the house until all this covid mess is figured out

#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion coats are just big shirts

us governmnet kidnaps swazi rape orphans and forces them to watch the sad dog episode of futurama while monitoring their vital signs for $

people on here treat me like dirt , thats fine, meanwhile hundreds of teens are allowed to go to prom racistly every day

tthis asshole brought home a tekken lanyard with "Phil" written on it in magic marker and wants to use it with the keys to his new buick .

i feel a good balance of nice energy & rude energy cioming through the monitor at me, and i think i will stay online for about 3 more hours.

Utility Belt Contains (At All Times) Raw Vegan Oxygen Pills, Raw Vegan Skin Bronzer, Boomerang And Bic Lighter (Fire Boomerang) , Four Guns

alright. so we narrowed the name of our band down to either Traces of Mondo or Pepsigasm. and i already printed out 90,000 Pepsigasm tshirts

WHy isnt there a crosswalk where 50 year old women can explore their femininity without getting hooted at

i challenge anyone who would bring shit to me to a one on one hockey match. goalie vs goalie in the frozen arena. three pucks