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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'common blackbirds'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Sweden's national bird would supply, Back in days long ago (don't know why), A strange filling. Confused? Common blackbirds were used For a joke (I guess) "baked" in a pie. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wise'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Is that wisdom or prudence we see? It's a matter, I'd say, of degree: You'd be wise to employ A career you enjoy. You'd be prudent to keep a spare key. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coprophiliacs welcome'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Coprophiliacs, welcome! It's true That the Invite appreciates poo. And because you're well-versed, You may find yourself first, But we know you'd prefer number two. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agglutination'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Agglutination, in blood, can ensue When an antibody acts like a glue, Causing red cells to stick In a clump that is thick. It's a sign that this blood's not for you. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bergamot orange'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The bergamot orange's tree Grows a fruit that's as tart as can be, But its peel smells divine, So for perfumes it's fine. It adds flavor to famed Earl Grey tea. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'love bees'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I love bees, both the honey and bumble, But the honeybee's best. I feel humble 'Cause I take all their honey And don't pay them money, And they buzz—but they don't ever grumble. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'plane'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> When you jump from a plane with a chute And an oversized bag filled with loot, There's a really great trick: Land in brush that is thick, And then stick to a well-hidden route. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'offhandedly dumped'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> How could she? It seems I've been dissed. So offhandedly dumped and dismissed! This discardure, so rude, Has quite dampened my mood. I am striking her name from my list. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'autobiopic'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Autobiopic: I am the topic. Perhaps it's a little myopic, But veracity's key So I've cast me as me In this pic that I've set somewhere tropic. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fly pie'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> "Thigh-high Ty," sly ally by the Y, Can rely on the Thai shoo-fly pie I supply in July To my FBI spy. Can't deny that fly guy, so why try? <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'witch'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> When I talk of my troubles, I bitch. In my character this is a glitch. When I constantly kvetch, Folks feel sick, and they retch, And they think they've been cursed by a witch. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'captain komet'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Captain Komet's immense efficaciousness— Ability matched with tenaciousness, Combined as if planned— Allowed him to land His ship in the crater's capaciousness. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shortstop'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A shortstop who vied for the spot, Stopped short when his aglet tip caught. While his shoe was relaced, He was also replaced, And a second-string's just what he got. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'plot fluoridation'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> It's a communist plot, fluoridation, Causing impotence! Death! Subjugation! Tinfoil hat on my head, I'll drink soda instead Till I think up a means of filtration. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'reels cyclogyros'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> It's an aircraft with wing-equipped wheels, Like some big combine harvester reels. Cyclogyros can hover; You may one day discover Them on drones, flying packets and meals. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jenny nodded'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> "Captain's table," I asked, "you and me?" Jenny nodded and read the decree: "Dine with me—your reward For remaining aboard Through the storm (now it's only us three)." <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'golden handcuffs'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The boss grabbed me, not quite by the sleeve; Said, "You know we don't want you to leave." In his voice, loud and posh, He discussed deferred dosh: Golden handcuffs. I'm not that naive. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dozenalist'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Nine, ten, bip, and then twelve would be great!" So the dozenalist claims. To base-12 this guy aims To convert the U.S. (I can't wait!) <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cantankerous critter'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A cantankerous critter, the bear — Captious, cranky, a beast to beware. Here's the news: best to choose Just to view them in zoos, And by no means try plaiting their hair. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'round hat'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I wouldn't give half of a Pez For the silly round hat called a fez, But my brother's a Shriner And thinks nothing finer. (The doof is the local Shrine prez.) <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pot cretan'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The pot's Cretan, though found near Beirut: Basic biscuit with barbotine fruit. Sadly, baked-on clay slip Can too easily chip, But on this piece, the flaking's minute. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arabs'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> When the Arabs of old went to fight And conquered a land with their might, Their enemies' speech Often changed from this breach. They Arabicized, easing their plight. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dress shirt'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> "Where's my dress shirt? I want to get dressed." "See the dry wash piled up on the chest? It is terribly wrinkled. Find your shirt, get it sprinkled, Then see that it's properly pressed." <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'peasants attacked'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> When the peasants attacked in revolt, I loosed, from my crossbow, a bolt, Took their chief in the throat, But had no time to gloat As I tried to escape on my colt. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'howie drowse'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> At the altar, while making our vows, I was shocked when I saw Howie drowse. Yes, he seemed to doze off, So I made a loud cough— Just enough so that lout would arouse. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'avalon'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> To Avalon we travel for fun, But San Nicolas Island we shun. San Clemente and Nic, Navy-owned, ain't my pick 'Cause I haven't a missile or gun. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stays bright'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Each atom absorbs unique light, Leaving lines that are black as the night. This absorption occurs At the bits it prefers, So the rest of the spectrum stays bright. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'braids'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> If thousands of strands of your hair, Interwoven and plaited with care, Subdivide into rows Tied with bands, beads, or bows, Then braids is your 'do. Proudly wear. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arthropods'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Every bivalve possesses a hinge Called a cardo, but arthropods cringe At that usage, because It's a joint on their maws, And they hate it when mollusks infringe. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blundering'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> If you blunder then that means you make A horrible, dreadful mistake; But blundering through Despite all that you do, Means success after all. What a break! <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'birthday'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I've been asked how it feels to arrive At my birthday (I'm seventy-five). I don't dwell on what's gone; Life is swell—I move on, Keep my drive—what the hell, I survive. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sobbed'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Then he sobbed and collapsed—he went limp. "Grandpa Jim, so they said, was a shrimp, And my dad was a mobster Who married a lobster. I wish he had married a chimp." <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ellen'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> When Ellen was going with Anne, The tabloids said, "Stick with a man!" Degenerously, they Had base words for the gay Living style in the stories they ran. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ascender'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Look at b, d, f, h, k, l, t— Seven lowercase letters, you see. Each one's an ascender; They seem taller, more slender Than c, m, n, o, r, or v. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cloud chambers'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Our lab had a series of troubles; Seems that cloud chambers can't be the doubles Of ion detectors That measure their vectors. They're chambers that work using bubbles. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'slow election'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Slow election results are the fount Of conspiracy. Feel tensions mount. Each political side Will find ways to deride What they'll label as lies. Let's recount! <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cousin rita'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Cousin Rita's new pup, an akita, Has a doghouse—a lovely casita— But the house rests on chalk. Now the dog seems to balk And refuses to walk on the creta. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pigments'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Red shapes, fast removed, would reveal A faint afterglow, cyan or teal, And these figments enthrall. Though these pigments I'd call Accidental, the colors are real. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ban shellfish'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Every year, while preparing shrimp bisque, Twenty chefs will be killed by a whisk. Do we ban shellfish soup? No, we say, as a group, This is just an acceptable risk. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'elvis presley'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Elvis Presley, a singer I rate As a rock and roll legend, was great. When his song "That's All Right" Set the venues alight, To go places he'd not long to wait. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'patient nutrition'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> It's unseemly for you, head physician, To disparage our patient nutrition Arrangements that way. And allow me to say, Doctor, furthermore (yes, in addition)… <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'forgettery'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> So forgettery's what makes you you? How convenient for you… if it's true! What you've just been assigned Pretty soon's slipped your mind. Though you've not yet begun, you're all through. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nirvana peace'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Nirvana's a peace that's serene, An enlightened, composed state of bein'. For some, meditation Promotes this sensation, While some hit the local canteen. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deceptivity'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> John and Marsha have such a proclivity To wander from true exclusivity, They stopped counting lies And averting their eyes; They've agreed to allow deceptivity. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'foster brooks'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Foster Brooks garnered fame fairly late In his life. As a drunk, he was great! His hiccups, slurred talk, And his staggering walk Were his gimmick: a very stewed state. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'things expand'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> "To make greater in size or extent"— That is just what it means to augment. But as some things expand, They get way out of hand. That's why lies seldom end as you meant. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dame rocket'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Dame's rocket grows three feet in height, And its flowers are scented at night. With masses of seed, It can spread like a weed, And from garden to meadow take flight. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dirtbag'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> For years, for revenge I had bided My time, till today I decided I had to let go Of the secrets I know. Now that dirtbag's disdained and derided. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cosset little'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A cosset's a little pet lamb That has recently come from its dam. You should cosset yours while It is small. What a trial When you pamper a fully grown ram! <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sally boyfriend'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Sally's boyfriend speaks nonsense—a driveler. When a babe passes by, he's a swiveler, And when Sal bawls him out, His response is a pout; Then he cries and complains like a sniveler. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'conceive'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The man's on paternity leave, But he has other tricks up his sleeve. He has had the brass neck To head off on a trek On his own. Yes, it's hard to conceive! <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barefisted fight'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A barefisted fight is the kind Leaving knuckles and hands in a bind. At the finish they're bruised, Black-and-blue, and contused, So the prizefighter's check can't be signed. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grandma knitted'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Grandma knitted a sweater, in which She included a nice cable stitch. For this lovely design Where two lines intertwine She used purple-hued yarn that looks rich. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lars'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Driving cars is where Lars gets his kicks, Locking bumpers with good-looking chicks. But now bumpers and Lars Are both behind bars, Because bumper guards foiled his tricks. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'desktop'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> It's an entry-level desktop design. Never used one? No sweat, you'll be fine. Plug it in, you're connected, And virus-protected. As a start-up, it's top of the line. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'durabolin drug'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Durabolin: drug that I'm hoping You won't think of using for coping. I've read some reports That in several sports Some competitors use it for doping. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'candidate haughty'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The candidate, haughty and proud, Bowed, then plowed through the dirty-faced crowd When he sought re-election. "I was risking infection, But I shook every hand!" he avowed. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cardinal hat'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Invited to dinner, I sat With the crème de la crème of the Vat- ican who, as one man, Wiped their mouths on a fan That resembled a cardinal's hat. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gentleness'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> When I fell and I bruised my behind On the street, a young stranger was kind. Thus through sheer accidentalness, I discovered her gentleness; Now I can't get her out of my mind. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gray issues'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Gray issues hang right at the fray And, like fringe at a hem, tend to splay: Is it wrong? Is it right? Aye or nay? Black or white? All things dubitable sway either way. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sarah palin'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Sarah Palin was criticized, hurt. "You reporters," she said, "sure sling dirt! I'm not running away; Not deserting, I'd say. I'm just seeking my due—just desert." <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acra star'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> If you're wanting to hire a car, Then a member of ACRA's a star— Since this lobbying group Can put you in the loop For your travel both near and afar. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baklava tastes'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> As a'a, it's limericked well, But as block lava, this I will tell— They are one and the same, Only difference—the name. (And this baklava tastes really swell.) <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dentate means'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> "The word dentate means toothed, ain't that right?" Jed was checking a leaf. I said, "Quite." And then, for my sins, He looks up, and he grins, "If that's true, then how come it don't bite?" <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'duckling'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The duckling that lives in the hollow At the edge of the pond likes to wallow; But with sister and brother, He tails after mother. Where the mommy duck goes, youngsters follow. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'investors'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Clientele are investors, in fact. Some seek income; some, growth will attract. Change your policy? Well, The effect is: they sell — And that means that your share price gets whacked. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'europeans call'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Europeans call Europe their base, But their forebears engaged in a race To displace many others. Colonial brothers At times brought the label disgrace. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mamie life'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Mamie's life seems to lack any aim, As she seeks neither fame nor acclaim. Teachers say that she's driftless, Directionless, shiftless. Mom explains: "She's a lame, dizzy dame!" <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'opium alkaloid'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> "What's a cryptopine, Lee? Secret tree?" "No, an opium alkaloid, see?" "Would I get a nice high If I gave it a try?" "Nah, it's toxic; you'd best leave it be." <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mueller'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Now that Trump's long-time bro has been burned, Will this pal be embraced or be spurned? Is slick Roger's pledge real? Will this guy cut a deal, And will Mueller leave no Stone unturned? <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bush beat'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Bush beat Kerry and, earlier, Gore. In '08, Bush is running no more. Dems, we know you're incensed — You're still running against Him. To win, though, you'll say what you're for. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poison blaasop'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> My friend, a South African duffer, Went fishing; returned with a puffer. He ate it; I shivered. Its liver delivered Some poison: blaasop made him suffer. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scottish friend'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> My Scottish friend wasn't prepared When he started his life as a caird. As a traveling tinker, He soon was a drinker; I was scared 'cause I cared how he fared. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ligament tear'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I've a ligament tear, I can tell, And a rib separation, as well. My collarbone's cracked, And there's cartilage wracked: I'm in costoclavicular hell! <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'radio woke'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> My clock radio woke me at four With the news that we'd just declared war! The alarm and the guilt Made me pull up my quilt; It's a broadcast I'd rather ignore. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'meeting'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> We're keeping things brief at our meeting. The agenda is short—time is fleeting. Our chair will be mute, And his hurry acute. To urge speed there'll be limited seating. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'angel girls'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Backswept hair and red one-piece recall The poster on every boy's wall, An angel girls wanted To copy, who flaunted Blonde tresses, her nipples, and all. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cocoa butter'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> It's a chocolate. A third of this sweet? Cocoa butter, in order to meet The demands for the label Of couverture—able To satisfy fans of that treat. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'avoid convertible'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Here's my principle, clearly assertable: In a car crash, each passenger's hurtable. If a drophead should roll, It would take a grim toll, So I always avoid a convertible. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'exposes'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The woman is not fully dressed; Her bodice exposes her breast. My friend Jess is obsessed, But I wouldn't suggest That he press for a citizen's arrest! <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baker cysts'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Bread and cakes don't come into it, no — Baker's cysts inflame legs, bringing woe. Swollen bulges one sees Behind fluid-filled knees. And so painful, they come as a blow. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seeing'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> In my window folks glanced, seeing through; And the problem? That room was my loo. Now I've churchly stained glass, So that all those who pass Might see someone, but cannot tell who. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wild witch'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Wild witch-brood, begot on the isle — Crooked Caliban, savage and vile. Although whipped towards grace, He stayed lustful and base, Twisting words just to curse and defile. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tariffs'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> "Nix on tariffs and quotas!" I shout. "No restrictions! Goods flow in and out!" For free traders like me, This is how it must be. Worldwide commerce is what it's about. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nightclubbing knockout'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A nightclubbing knockout named Gwen Is deflective again and again. Her favored perfume, Eau de Autopsy Room, Serves to scatter the beelining men. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'autoresponder'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I've been emailing you as you wander, But getting your autoresponder. As your boss, I insist That you write me. I'm pissed! In your absence, I'm growing no fonder. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dc comics'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> DC Comics, for all of their worth, Are ofttimes the subjects of mirth: "How few heroes will do For replacing bulbs? Two— One for holding, one turning the Earth!" <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'recruits'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Our recruits here are all warmly greeted, Then screenings are fairly completed. Once positions are filled, All the rest will be killed. Until then, you'll be equitably treated. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bottom fisher'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Bottom fisher is sometimes a term For an angler low-dangling a worm. But it also can mean An investor who's seen Buying under-priced stocks in a firm. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bachelor'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A bachelor hasn't a wife, Avoiding all trouble and strife. He cooks his own dinner And thinks he's a winner On the sunniest side of his life. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'death match'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> HELP WANTED: Two men with a cage For a death match we're planning to stage. It's the fight of your lives: One succumbs, one survives. (We're prepared to pay minimum wage.) <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apocryphal tales'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Though apocryphal tales may be lawful, Statements false, under oath, are just awful. Unequivocal proof Of the value of spoof — What we all need today's a guffawful. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gauge freight'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> As our railroads are broad-gauge, we would Find your narrow-gauge freight cars no good. We use all broad-gauged track, And there's no turning back. (Wouldn't buy your old junk if I could!) <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crystal knickknacks'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I declared, "Crystal knickknacks are trash!" As I broke them to pieces—ker-SMASH! Now they're shattered, I find I was out of my mind: They were worth several thousand in cash. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cisalpine'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Cisalpine (the name shows no change Over centuries): part of the range Called the Alps; it's the section Faced south. Its direction Is pointing to Rome. That's not strange. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agrimonia'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Agrimonia: some act like lice. Herbs are lousy? That's not very nice. The seeds of these plants Will stick tight to your pants, So "Avoid them!" is dandy advice. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'campgrounds mosquito'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Our patience, this summer, was tested: First the campgrounds—mosquito infested, So we fled for the ocean. (Was that everyone's notion?) All roads to the shore were congested. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'animals'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The mouse and the hippo and pig Are animals little and big. Some live in the zoo, Some can howl or moo, And the meerkat Timon loves to dig. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'men shave'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> If men shave in the morning, by late Afternoon some slight stubble's their fate. They've a shadow at five, And it could well deprive Them of winning a TV debate. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'say bye'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Say "bye-bye" to that pie in the sky That you never could buy—let it die. Say hello to what's real; By and by you will feel That your life isn't passing you by. <LIMERICK_END>