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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'assimilation absorption'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Assimilation's absorption of food
By the body, when what has been chewed
And digested is turned
Into cells or gets burned
By our muscles (the rest being pooed). <LIMERICK_END> | 16,023 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'greta'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I can get around Greta with ease.
Using flattery, man, it's a breeze:
"You look great!" "You're not fat."
"You're so hot!" things like that,
And she lets me do just as I please. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,263 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bounce rate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All those web hits, how quickly they go.
Soon departed, so what does that show?
A high bounce rate's a gauge
That they viewed just one page.
Were they stymied or glad? Hard to know. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,131 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cigarette smoke'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was wont to want cigarette smoke
Warming deep in my chest. Now I choke
On the thought. I have quit!
I diswont Me from It!
Breathing untainted air is no joke. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,194 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'inheritance woes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you need a solution, and quick,
To inheritance woes you can't lick;
If your half-brother's grown
Far too fond of your throne,
A bastard sword might do the trick. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,265 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'toned'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My body's not toned, somewhat plump.
I don't jog and no iron I pump.
Still, this dadbod of mine
All the gals say is fine.
(Doesn't hurt that I'm richer than Trump.) <LIMERICK_END> | 54,886 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'derivative words'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The derivative words we create
From constituent parts can elate.
We agglutinate, which
Is the way we enrich
The poor language we all love to hate. <LIMERICK_END> | 860 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'big box'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A Wal-Mart's been built up the street,
And my customers tell me, "That's neat!"
But a big-box—a store
Boasting bargains galore—
Means my little box faces defeat. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,795 |