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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'assimilation absorption'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Assimilation's absorption of food By the body, when what has been chewed And digested is turned Into cells or gets burned By our muscles (the rest being pooed). <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'greta'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I can get around Greta with ease. Using flattery, man, it's a breeze: "You look great!" "You're not fat." "You're so hot!" things like that, And she lets me do just as I please. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bounce rate'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> All those web hits, how quickly they go. Soon departed, so what does that show? A high bounce rate's a gauge That they viewed just one page. Were they stymied or glad? Hard to know. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cigarette smoke'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I was wont to want cigarette smoke Warming deep in my chest. Now I choke On the thought. I have quit! I diswont Me from It! Breathing untainted air is no joke. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'inheritance woes'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> If you need a solution, and quick, To inheritance woes you can't lick; If your half-brother's grown Far too fond of your throne, A bastard sword might do the trick. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'toned'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> My body's not toned, somewhat plump. I don't jog and no iron I pump. Still, this dadbod of mine All the gals say is fine. (Doesn't hurt that I'm richer than Trump.) <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'derivative words'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The derivative words we create From constituent parts can elate. We agglutinate, which Is the way we enrich The poor language we all love to hate. <LIMERICK_END>
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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'big box'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A Wal-Mart's been built up the street, And my customers tell me, "That's neat!" But a big-box—a store Boasting bargains galore— Means my little box faces defeat. <LIMERICK_END>
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