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I should not have read that. Now I can't get the Seuss rythm out of my head as I try to read other articles!
I tried to stop reading after a couple verses, but couldn't stop :(
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No, and never will. I hate guns, and I have a child in the house. If someone can explain how I can protect my house with a gun that is locked away to protect my child, I would love to hear it.
there are some gun locks that are easy to open very quickly, if you know how. On the other hand, you could teach your child how to handle a gun responsibly. That's probably more effective at preventing accidents than gun locks. I've been around guns since I was born and there has never been potential for an accident- because my dad taught me that they are not toys, they can kill you. Do you hate knives too?
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I don't know if this is really crazy but I locked my mom out of the apt. one time for an hour so I could smash. It was my first time and it was a small one bedroom apartment. As soon as she took the dog down for a walk, the door was locked. She was surprisingly understanding.
smash = fap?
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I dont live in America, never have I lived the frat life...But it doesnt take a "frat-boy" to realize why there is so much hate for him.
yeah...chinos-and-raybans-based mob mentality.
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I actually find it better than the Ubuntu-esque "Shitstain Brown".
Hey, I liked the shitstain brown theme in Ubuntu.
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I doubt it, 999 is the emergency services here, 112 is Thunderbirds. ----- Edit: I know 112 works. It was a joke. I also know the Thunderbirds don't exist. ----- Edit 2: thanks for the upvotes
[112 in UK](http://www.sos112.info/uk.htm)
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Okay, almost everything else has already been covered, so I'm going to go with... *Pitch Black* Yeah, the one with Vin Diesel. Yeah, I know *The Chronicles of Riddick* is really average, but *Pitch Black* is a fantastic Sci-Fi movie. It has imagination, it has grit, it has a great gimmick and a pretty good script. I'd recommend it to anybody.
Pitch Black ? I personnally didn't watch it completely because i was BORED.
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Rule 34, you say...
well...that's how the **[ELD](http://www.nar.org/pinkbook/34_ELD.html )** website defines *"Rule 34"*. ...who am **i** to argue with the ELD?
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Buy physical gold. It'll always have value, even if everything falls apart.
The value is still only worth what another person will pay/trade for it.
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Event Horizon - Paul W. S. Anderson
I wouldn't have mentioned the director either. Good movie, though.
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To be fair though, dogs don't really have the same concept of "risking one's life" that humans do. A dog, being incapable of understanding the concept of its own mortality, is unable to think (in its own, doggy way), "This could kill me, but I'm going to do it anyway." Dogs certainly have a concept of danger-avoidance, and can choose to override their fears for someone that they share a strong bond with. But even the strongest danger avoidance mechanism is "That might hurt" or "that's scary", and never "I might die", because the latter is something that they're simply not able to even comprehend. Sorry dog lovers, but you do dogs a disservice by anthropomorphizing them too much. Interact with them for what they actually are (an organism with a long evolutionary history alongside man, that can form strong bonds with people), not for what Disney has conditioned you to think of them as (little furry humans). *EDIT:* To the people downmodding me, I'm not trying to demean dogs. I just think it's important to realize that they don't have the same types of mental states as humans, because *they're not humans*. Their understanding of the world around them and the motivations for their actions are not the same as *our* understanding and *our* motivations, even though there **is** some overlap.
You could also say dogs, being slaves to their instincts, feel fear more intensely and urgently than humans do. And while humans can use thought to override these instincts and fight-flight responses, animals just go with instincts and whatever they have been conditioned to learn in their lifetime. So now we have this dog, crossing a highway to get to the other dog. I'm pretty sure it's about to crap it's pants in fear, (Sorry to anthropomorphize.) but something made it run out there, while enormous, loud, scary cars are zooming by. No, it probably didn't run to that dog because it knew what it was doing and wanted to "save" it. Dogs are pack animals with pack instincts (live with their pack, hunt with their pack, protect their pack etc.) so it's probably just these hardwired instincts kicking in to protect a packmember.
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Far from the truth! I am not defending Christianity in any way/form. I think it's all silly. I am putting myself in their shoes, in assuming that all of this exists in the first place. I thought that was where you were going with all of this.
You you are putting yourself in shoes, both know that the you putting forth are not held by any Christian.
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$539,791,368,000 ([current cost of Iraq war](http://www.nationalpriorities.org/costofwar_home)) / $9,257,250,000,000 = We could pay for the war in Iraq 17 times.
Isn't that per year for Iraq? Not to mention the standard defense budget is 700 billion a year.
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can you point to another place in nature where this desired behavior is observed? If so, how far does the generosity extend? Does environment matter? Scarcity of resource? The thought from one individual thinking to himself "I should treat everyone with respect " is good. Fine, anyway, by me. I dont particularly care what you do... But when people start talking about "everyone" and "fairness" in the same sentence... I get nervous. How fairly do you think we can determine what is fair?
I'm not really sure why I put "fairness" in there to be honest. I think I meant that we should try to treat each other honestly. I certainly wasn't talking about distribution of wealth or anything. Charity is great, but it is a private matter.
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In year one of my counseling training, my professor told me a story about a guy with a similar question. The solution in that situation - much safer than just "going out and having an encounter" is to go out, discreetly rent/buy a gay adult film, then watch it in the privacy of your own home. Then, if it works for you, you'll have a better understanding of your sexual orientation.
I've done this via the net, and its a hit or miss. Sometimes, theres no attraction at all, but other times, I want it so bad. Rawr, confusion :O Thanks for the advice.
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No, because ideas, concerns, and questions vetted as substantive by the social voting mechanism have a stamp of legitimacy far greater than any number of personal emails from relative unknowns. The fact that the online community can reach and recognize a state of democratic consensus while simultaneously exhibiting a strong willingness to evangelize their efforts and act in ways that demand response to their consensus is a new social good and a potentially powerful countervailing force to the profit-centric political and media structures currently in place. Think of it as a unionization of sorts, only for the internet. While Anonymous has elements of this, it fundamentally lacks in ability to either prioritize initiatives or to maintain the moral high ground. A system based on reddit's voting or something like it is fundamentally stronger because it maintains the property that virtue is rewarded with exposure.
When do we start?
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I shudder to think how that tail might be attached...
http://www.mr-s-leather.com/D27A.html Wonder no longer
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Why couldn't I have thought of that the other day when dealing with one of the trolls here?
I agree with jemfinch that "not everything true is provable". This is a limitation of our own abilities. However, this is poor logic to prove God or Faith. "not everything true is provable" does not lead to "what is not provable must be true". This violates the logical fallacy of Negative Proof. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negative_proof
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I want the model with the 1000' long hose.
Water weighs 8lbs a gallon. If the hose were 3" in diameter, a 1000' hose would contain about 3100lbs of water. No.
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Here's the challenge: Imagine that you have enough money to buy all things you will need to survive on your own in a manner as comfortable as possible. But once you've spent the initial money, there won't be any cash coming in, other than what you can generate on your own, selling whatever it is that you sell (even your own labor, assuming that there is enough time in the day for that). You can spend any reasonable (or even unreasonable) amount of money on land, buildings, farm equipment, seed and plant stock, livestock, vehicles, wind turbines, anything at all.. you name it. And the challenge part is this: after you have done so, you are as self-reliant as is possible. As much food as you think you'd need, and of the types you'd need, you'll grow it (and process it) yourself. Any fuel that you use, if you can manage it, should be self-produced. If you drive into town, it should be out of necessity as little as possible. Any of your other needs that you can think of, if you can meet them yourself, you'll do so. Describe what you'd initially buy, how much you think it would cost, who you'd take with you, where you'd do this, what things you'd still need to purchase and how often, and in total how much cash you'd still need each year to survive (don't forget property tax!).
I'd probably buy a bike or two, and live somewheres in the mid-atlantic/north east near good water and a small town. I'd learn to farm, can and hunt, have plenty of ammo and guns (USA!) and I don't know, maybe sell my hot body to middle aged windower women.
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The customer didn't stand to gain any added value from having Prof. Donald Knuth answer his ad to edit some HTML for him. If there were two boxes, and one box had coins from 90 grams to 92 grams but the other box had coins from 90 - 100 grams, but the problem was that the seller would shave off any extra gold over 90 grams before selling the coin to you, which one would you pick? Personally, it wouldn't matter to me.
Folgers? No...
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tapped it
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Not necessarily. I used an older relative's computer recently and found they were still using IE6. I offered to put Firefox on their computer, and told them it was basically the same as what they were using but safer. They asked "Can I still get Google on that?"
You should have answered, "No.".
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Haha that sounds pretty amusing. Now I know, thanks.
It's a really crazy thing. When I was 8, I was at a children's church lock-in and I was "baptized" with the holy spirit. The lady praying for me wouldn't let go of me until I spoke in tongues, and she just kept repeating gibberish over and over again. I didn't know what was supposed to happen. Finally, I let out this little blurb of nothing-speak and she started praising god and told the leaders that I had just received the baptism. Crazy huh?
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How many white slaves were there and how many escaped or were released?
"Up to one-half of all the arrivals in the American colonies were White slaves and they were America’s first slaves. " http://torontonews.wordpress.com/2007/01/15/white-slaves/
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With the traffic during rush hours, particularly at the entry points, there's no reason to drive into Manhattan unless you're too haughty to take public transit or you're hauling something. On workdays the subway's just less hassle.
Living in get get rid of rid of Manhattan eliminates the conundrum of how to get into Manhattan - I recommend it:)
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From the number of repetitive purchases of similar items, I would hazard that she's OCD and not just a hoarder. And from the number of abandoned projects possibly bipolar and manic.
I wonder what will happen once the dwelling reaches 'critical mass' and nothing can be fit in any more. Would the person be forced to face their neuroses?
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Decentralized localized power would bring freedom to this world like we've never seen. Plug in cars powered by solar panels. Selling back to the grid. Living off the grid. This is so exciting and I hope people can imagine the potential awesomeness of this possible reality.
I have an alternate hypothesis. I think it will create an incentive for landgrabbing. That isn't to say I oppose decentralized localized power, but I think it will return us to the most land = most influence (literally power in the case).
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And Bethesda while you're at it
Are you talking about Fallout 3? I'm not sure it's buggier than most other RPGs. My experience is that the radio bugs out on occasion and Walter seems to have disappeared into another dimension (in a literal sense as teleporting to his location shows). It's also all but confirmed that a patch (probably several) is coming.
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It's amazing what happens when you essentially have infinite amounts of money.
I know I am not the only one that doesn't care about "windfall profits" from Blizzard. I want them to make more money, they are the Square / Enix of the PC world. Thanks for taking my money Blizzard.
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Not to sweat the small stuff but I think it may have been better to italicize the word "is" instead of "his job."
I disagree. If you stress the 'is', it sounds more like you're submissively trying to get a concession of the point, whereas stressing 'his job' comes across as more aggressively insisting on the point.
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I'm shocked that those two fucked up the launch procedures!
HAHA, I thought he meant the guy wasn't hard when he came until I watched it again.
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http://www.stereopsis.com/flux/
sounds like a great idea. just installed it on my netbook.
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Yea but they usually have water pumps. The house I grew up in had a water pump. It was because we lived way out in the country, and there was no city around to run water lines. The problem with this area is that the water from the ground was polluted, so they couldn't even do that.
Where I live (just outside of Baltimore) anyone with more than a single acre of land has to provide their own water via a well or some other means. I'm pretty sure this is true in most places so It would be my guess that the majority of homes in America are not connected to municipal water supplies.
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holy shit, the world isnt fully controlled by idiots?! People know what a joke is?!!! good lord.
Not Tis
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First as Chancellor and now as PM? Well, the fact that people are very fed up with the England he helped to create, maybe? Just a wild guess...
You do understand the difference between England and the United Kingdom, don't you?
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Explain to me :( I'm the first one among my friends to get jokes, but this one is hard.
It is a joke based on the notion that one may have a sexual fetish concerning children wearing beards made from bubbles. The humour comes from the application and tone of the post, which is one of someone who is considering getting off to this image, while attempting to conceal that intent. Some may read it as far more blatant in that it is humorous because one is applying "Rule 34" of the Internet (see Google for more details on that one), with a total disregard for concealing the intent of the question. This dichotomy of interpretations is based on the reader's internal "voice", as it were. The other portion of humour derived is that regardless as to which interpretation from above, the question is completely tasteless.
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Someone excels at something even if it's only Reddit. other people are jealous and look to tear him down.
nice effort, but that's not it at all. i'm quite happy with my general level of success at reddit. i just don't like how qg moderates submissions that shouldn't be.
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Well I can't talk to the boyfriend as he is still on his mission. We used to be best friends before he became so extreme. I've thought that maybe it would be good to join her same ward and act fundie myself. Maybe go further than her and let her see what she's becoming?
since he is not around, expose her to different preachers and perspectives and church cultures to balance out the influence
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the main page has been up for at least four years. I should know... I used it as a reference for TLAP day in '04. Besides that... your claim of >the Wikipedia page provides better context and history is seriously flawed since the "Background" section of the article on the Wikipedia page sites the official TLAP website several times. The only information in the background section that doesn't come from the TLAP website isn't about TLAP day, it's about Long John Silver. Being that the wikipedia page is essentially an annotated version of talklikeapirate.com, your argument is flaccid. Yarr.
to Lamer? Amazing.
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Actually having free will isn't just thinking you have free will. The example I use in my class is this: If I was a jedi master and I used the force on one of my students and made him say "I really enjoy this class and I have made this decision freely". He clearly wouldn't actually have free will. 'Actual' free will enters the equation if you posit something like an immaterial soul *or* if you change the definition of freedom like the compatibilists do. I don't like either of these options, hence I am a determinism.
I dunno, there's a difference between being a slave to a jedi's will and being a slave to your own will. You are a slave to your own will, but that, to me, is the same as being free; doing what you want to do. If you're a slave to someone else, then it kinda transitions into actual slavery right?
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What? It'd look great on... her ;)
Am I the only person who doesn't think the Pyro is a girl?
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I red those comments until this one.
Looks like they were going over your head at relativistic speeds.
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If you assume that the conflict of a plot is limited to an area of weakness, and the only weaknesses are willpower, focus, and running out of energy, it does limit plots a bit, though. I understand the interest someone has in making the most dangerous/powerful/whatever character, but I think that it's a lot easier to write decent stories when there are more options for those stories. Superman just isn't a good character to write stories about.
Yeah. I never, ever liked Superman. He's kind of the anti-Batman. Where Batman has all sorts of super powered enemies, and he only has his wits, his training, and his money to fight them with, superman has all these powers, and who is his opponent? A guy with only his intelligence and money! Lex Luthor is much more interesting than Supes.
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Aside from the individuals affected, how is a reduction in headcount (with a corresponding increase in efficiency) bad news? Freeing up labour is a *good* thing, isn't it?
Not for the NDP reddit. Viva la revolution!
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Unless it's with [al-Arabiya](http://news.google.com/news?oe=utf-8&q=obama+al-Arabiya+interview&btnG=Search+News).
I would argue that interview counts as fixing the country.
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http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gullible
I wonder if this is their most clicked on page.
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Then why use the home defense argument? (not you specifically) Are people really concerned about protecting their home or do they just want to own guns?
I like to shoot my gun more than have it for self defense. That's why I get so much crap because my favorite pistol is a 9mm. People criticize me that it has no stopping power and that I should get a .45 or .40. But I am actually much better with my 9mm because I can afford to shoot twice as many rounds, not that I even use it for self-defense.
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The links just stop working after a while (voting buttons, permalink, parent, reply, "load more comments" etc.). I have to refresh the page to get it to work again but it only temporarily solves the problem.
I don't know who downvoted you, I've been having the same issues. However, I am apparently more hardcore than you are, as I have fought through the pain and stuck with Opera anyway.
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Most banks -- mine in specific -- let you go up to 12 digits. Enumerate that.
echo {1..999999999999} Edit: doesn't work if leading zeros are allowed and significant, eg. 012345 is different than 12345. I'll leave that problem to the brains of reddit.
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**Spy sappin' mah water cooler!**
Eeeerectin' a stapler!
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I did the same, to make an example of your example.
Just wait 'till we add another level of meta to this meme and *your* post gets downmodded.
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What surprises me most about this clip is that apparently none of the pundits know enough history to recognize the quote or the implied meaning of the man's sign. I thought they'd be shrieking over that.
I was thinking the same thing. If only they knew what the rest of the quote was, they would be really freaking out with what it implies.
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Build another plant or two then. Five billion dollars for a plant that can produce a dozen components needed for several billion dollar nuclear power plants every year is peanuts. We managed to produce over 100 Nuclear power plants in America, almost all between 1960, and 1980. Saying we couldn't do two or three times that rate within five years is just silly. A ten Billion dollar investment for the ability to produce 24 Nuclear power plants a year is hardly rate limiting. And once up and running, 24 Nuclear power plants a year would be more than enough to replace coal within two or three decades. Remember, we produce 20% of our Nuclear power with our 104 plants. With 300 of them, we wouldn't need coal(ignoring growth in electricity, which would probably make it 400-500ish, or 17 years from the two hypothetical five billion dollar plants I mention).
MIT's Future of Nuclear Power study (http://web.mit.edu/nuclearpower/) stated that we need to build between 1000 and 1500 reactors worldwide over the next half-century to make even a small dent in global carbon emissions. We'll get maybe half that if we continue with the one forging plant in Japan. Even if we build another plant, it's still a lot of effort for a relatively smaller impact on carbon emissions considering the gains we could make by advancing renewable energy. We have 10 years to really make change, and while the intentions may be good, I just think nuclear is a bit too involved for us to completely bank our energy future on it.
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What's wrong with this argument that it is modded down? It tackles the main question: does the world have to be a "white" world? The Chinese even try so hard and exchange the singing child to live up to expectations.
Ha.
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Hm. Forgive me for asking the same question again then. I'm from Germany and we say "24ter März 2009". Do you know why you guys pronounce it like that?
I'm not one of those guys unfortunately, I'm South African. Its just the explanation I've heard.
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Meh, I think that the current items all maintain balance perfectly well, they're all not upgrades but alternatives(with the exception of the razorback, which is just a straight upgrade) as long as they keep that up it should stay balanced.
Razorback is horrible.
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Well no not exactly. Different people are willing to pay different amounts, so it's a function of the price. They have to maximize: (price - unit cost) * willing payers So unit cost does come into play. In this case unit cost happens to be near zero.
Wrong. Price and Cost have no relation. Don't even try to argue, take any Econ 101 in any school. If you don't understand this either you have never taken a business course and are talking out your butt or you slept through 99% of the class. The belief that price and cost are related is a comsumers vision that they are not getting ripped off. Yes, different people are willing to pay different amounts. It is the challenge of business people to find the price per unit that brings in the most revenue. That price is unrelated to cost, period.
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Actually, ultracapacitors are anything but. They may not be mainstream yet, but they're far from the usual vaporware we see on reddit. They exist, and it's a viable technology. The only question is whether they mature and catch on before something else does. Read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_double-layer_capacitor
No, the question is whether they cost little enough for this car to be cheaper than the Tesla.
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I'm not an expert, but I think you need to get rid of the male before it pollinates the females.
Hopefully they're too young to actually start dating just yet. They're only about 4-6 inches high. Once I get some pots I'll separate them and see what's what...in my butt.
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When one side is right and the other is moronically wrong this tends to happen. The morons don't know they are morons and the intelligent people KNOW that the morons over there are wrong. Same thing but not as romantic as you make it.
Like I said ...
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Ross Perot
Geoge Wallace *shudder*
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No one suggested [Good Eats](http://www.foodnetwork.com/good-eats/index.html) yet? The show and Alton Brown's books taught me a lot about cooking when I was getting started. He has a way of explaining things to people that will appeal particularly to a geek. Nothing he does on the show is too complicated or above your head. I suggest starting with season 1 and slowly working your way through it; try and cook at least one thing from the show a week. You'll be surprised at how quickly it comes together (or, like my case, how wrong you were doing something and how much better it tastes when you do it the right way).
I'm Just Here for the Food was the most intelligently written cookbook I've ever read. I've loaned mine to many friends who ask this very question.
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All highs, no lows; must be BOSE.
I don't understand. I thought that the mystique and hype was that they supposedly had surprise surprising quality for their **size**, not for their cost. purportedly surprise Comments on that angle?
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[I'm looking through their lineup and the only two I can't believe are the jets and the giants... they beat both of them. The rest of their schedule are lined with easy teams.](http://www.neworleanssaints.com/Game%20Day/Seasons/2009%20Schedule.aspx)
The Falcons are a respectable team.
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It's unfortunately false. You absolutely CAN be arrested for saying things the government doesn't like. The guy getting a prison sentence for lolicon stuff is a perfect example.
True, but the areas where such things can happen are quite small; you can't lie about someone else, you can't be "obscene" (whatever that means) - beyond that, I can't think of anything else that will get you arrested. Oops - well, there's the whole copyright issue, too.
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I disagree. Compared with just about any other mainstream rock act, this album is actually pretty good. Songs like Better, Shackler's Revenge, Madagascar, Sorry and There Was A Time are as good as anything put out by, say, Coldplay. No?
with you on it being just good as any other act. People to innovate and he Motorhead's new album innovative. did the thing. They released an that like were earlier efforts. think it is very hard for an artist that ties themselves to stay Axl has shown he isn't great of an artist. AC/DC shown that can release the 20 times STILL sell well.
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He couldn't afford the gun before.
Or attract the ho's.
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Who is the moron moderator who decided this?
About the only subreddit where I don't consider it moronic is /r/gonewild
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I think the real problem is trigger happy admins. Instead of just wiping their record clean, they should put them on some sort of investigatory probation.
I think the real problem is that some people care about gaming 'achievements'.
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Yeah, since this does not sounds like a hole good experiance
Still trying to figure out if "hole" was a pun attempt... Your spelling of experience is throwing me off...
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I've never understood you Americans, with your tipping. I mean, we *do* sort of tip in Australia too. We have tip-jars in bars...but only in bars. Tell me, are the waiting jobs there just like hugely underpaid? Is it a reward for extra good service, or something withheld for bad service? Is it some sort of uber-libertarian thing, where you as the customer are expressing your desire to forego the middle man whose paying these waiting people, as it is **you** whom they're waiting on, and so in an ideal libertarian world, **you** also who should be paying directly for that individuals said service?
Waiters / waitresses make around $2 or $3 / hour. The rest of their earnings comes from tips.
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There are a few sites that keep track of [really odd auctions](http://www.bizarrebids.com/).
Interesting that the child's face rock and the fish pancake have the same picture. What an eerie coincidence.
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No worries, thanks for taking the time to reply. I know Lodge makes some great cast iron products, but I am surprised how much that pan is on Amazon. Unfortunately I can't seem to find a cast iron pizza pan in any stores, so looks like I'll be buying blind. Oh well. Just out of curiosity, what pizza dough recipe or recipes are you using? I've had good, but not great results using the base recipe for Jim Lahey's no knead dough (haven't tried his pizza dough recipe, which is largely the same). Any recipes or just general ingredients that you absolutely love you might be willing to share? My recent favorite is a garlic pie, but you have to be a real garlic fan. Just a quick home made garlic olive oil, mix of cheeses and whole garlic cloves. Awesome.
I cheat most of the time and get dough from Trader Joe's or Fresh and Easy. I hope /r/food doesn't ban me...
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King of the Hill is one of those shows that kinda grows on you. The first couple of times you watch it it sucks. Then its kinda ok, followed by amusing, followed by good, followed by fucking awesome.
very true.
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Are there really no suitable alternatives to using BPA without an overhaul of the industry? I find it hard to believe that they can not just switch to a slightly more expensive but safer chemical.
Will we be able to know if that chemical is safer or not? Most likely it will be something new and untested. If no one seems to die immediately, as was the case with BPA, it will be deemed "safe," won't it? Also, a chemical that works the same way as BPA industrially might work the same way physiologically as well. So I can see any switch being more complicated if they make any effort to do it right.
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btw, if a moderator [sets it to "viewers must be over eighteen years old"](http://www.reddit.com/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu/about/edit/), it will move out of the default set for the vast majority of users, who haven't set an "I'm over 18" preference
I vote for this.
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He's not like a whistleblower. Whistleblowers are announcing illegal activity to the world. What's illegal about meeting up for sex?
Hi, I'm Chris Hansen.
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If you die in real life, you die ON THE INTERNET.
Whatever, that's just a myth.
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I completely disagree with the author. I own a videography firm, and we film in HD. On HD monitors in the studio, the film looks fabulous. On HD TV's (either through Blu-Ray or cables), the picture is great. Transcode it down to a DVD, though, and it looks like shit. People with large TVs will notice a huge difference in quality.
I agree. Since I got a HD TV I seek out HD programming, and if there isn't any, well then "there is nothing on." HD makes a stunning difference that makes it hard to go back.
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Cuff him to a chair and shart on him.
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Why are you glib about the impending end of civilisation?
Because it's not going to happen.
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God, I hope that's a real screencap.
God i hope, if it's a real screencap, that his dick doesn't look coolface.
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cactus up the asshole
UPVOTE UPVOTE! :P
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My Macbook Pro has a DVI port right on the side. Even better.
But he still has the thousand dollars.
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jump off a building with a bungee cord that reaches almost to the ground, but before you do tie a noose around your head out of strong fishing wire. make the noose about forty feet long, to give you time enough to build up speed, and then before you jump superglue your hands to your face. the end result is that you jump off the building, the noose pulls taut, cuts off your head, the bungee cord tightens and you end up hanging ten metres above rush hour traffic with your head in your hands unattached to your body. bonus points if you can make the face like Edvard Munch's The Scream.
The sad thing is that actually I was serious.
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[Starfruit.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carambola) EDIT: lol, who goes through a thread about fruit suggestions and downvotes everyone?
[Starfruit.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carambola) EDIT: lol, who goes through a thread about fruit suggestions and downvotes everyone?
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Yet another non-story from Consumerist. Read the article, they also told him that he could simply go to a store with a photo ID. I had to do this with Comcast after I refused to give them my SSN. They don't NEED your SSN but they can also refuse to give you any services too.
And so your account is linked to your drivers license?
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I am not saying you are lying, but starting to "fade" to damage components and getting 1800 more printouts from tricking out the printer are two different things. Also, why do I give a rat's ass about replacing the drum when I can get another printer for $150? Printers are scam game anyway. No printer company makes money on the printers. It is always the cartridges!!! Same thing with the inkjets as well. Recently printer companies have been configuring their printers not to use refills because the refill kiosks are costing them money.
voip was talking about laser printers. For $150 you can only get ink jet printers. Yeah, those are disposable now.
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Who is Randall?
I'd assume that he is referring to Randall Munroe, of xkcd fame, although I have no idea if this is correct or not as I fear that I am unable to identify the context of that statement. Without having a larger peripheral zone of knowledge, I am unable to judge with any real confidence what his point is, or even what the trigger for such a statement would be. EDIT: After further analysis, it appears to be merely a random troll. Move along; nothing to see here. EDIT 2: ...and it's not a troll. My bad.
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DUDE. 5 hours? It's not cool to post something like this and not check in... I'm just sayin' is all... Also, check your private messages. I'm sure you've received a few.
Is it too cynical of me to be suspicious about this post?
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Just the other day my girlfriend referred to him as Hans Solo. When I said his name was just Han she didn't believe me. So I bet Hamill just read the name quickly and associated it with Hans, a name he had heard before.
No, his name originally was Hans
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What the FUCK. I nearly piss myself when I have to kill a bird dropping-sized spider, never mind the one that ATE the damn bird.
I tell you which book you shouldn't read: John Wyndham's [Web](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_(Novel\)). It's about spiders that have evolved to become social and collaborative creatures. Think - all the co-operative achievements of an ant colony and the sheer dark malevolence of large brooding spiders. Sleep well.
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Oh hmm, that's nice... Do you know if I can do that with bash?
I know, you cannot. Switch is really good. The reason why seems to be to bash, that authors strangely disabled features default. You can try use something pgup, pgdown works very nice (it's far more comfortable than ctrl+r), autocompletion for commands (though got that some time the tcshrc some function keys, for example while typing and f1 you can see for that command, when you exit man you're back editing command. a spellchecker (e.g. if you command try correct it and ask if it was what you personally also set it up I don't have changing directory, I can simply just the other features: http://tcshrc.sourceforge.net/docs/c128.html
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The text in the three last frames was unnecessary and probably made it less funny.
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Why all the downvotes?
This video is positively ANCIENT
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If your mum was a very beautiful woman - pick your fave model/actress/porn star - would you fancy her?
Unlikely. Evolution usually makes close relatives seem sexually unattractive - no matter how good they actually look.
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I would have liked the ending a little better if it wasn't so stupid. It wasn't the actions, it was the time frame. I think at LEAST a few hours should have passed after the car stopped. It was like, "WTF is your hurry?" There was no immediate threat, it didn't make sense.
**GIANT SPOILERS:** I disagree 100%. It was clear the world had changed and that they (and man in general) no longer had a place in it. Everything they saw reinforced that. Gruesome death was simply opening the car door. So they opted for the civilized way out.
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Start making one. Valve might hire ya.
I have absolutely no talent in game design or storywriting, nor do I have the slightest knack for visual arts. Otherwise perhaps I would.
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Popcorn burns well too, you can make fuses with it.
Fuses? What kind of fuses? I don't get it... Please explain...
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