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shelvac2

j8j4fw7

<|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The next request: hey, I heard this thing about blockchain, could you just add that to the website, oh and just through in an AI too, something like that new chatGPT thing Thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>> oh and just through in an AI too, something like that new chatGPT thing EASY if ( input == "hello" || input == "Hello" || input == "hEllo" || input == "heLlo" || input == "helLo" || input == "hellO" || input == "HEllo" || input == "HELlo" || input == "HElLo" || input == "HEllO" || input == "HELlo" || input == "HELLo" || input == "HELlO" || input == "HELLo" || input == "HELLO" ) { respond("hi"); }<|eor|><|sor|>heLLO<|eor|><|sor|>Welcome to the QA team<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

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obvious_bot

j8isejx

<|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>On that note what is the polite business speak wording to ask if a client if fucking high?<|eor|><|sor|>I think we have a disconnect here.<|eor|><|sor|>let's circle back and discuss options<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

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ode26

g9j8c6

<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

magicbjorn

fotq2zi

<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

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Alfaphantom

fott7yx

<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst part is that after you've automated it, it is no longer necessary to do that specific job again. So you wasted 6 hours doing a one-time only 6 min work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

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megaminddefender

fotu3va

<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst part is that after you've automated it, it is no longer necessary to do that specific job again. So you wasted 6 hours doing a one-time only 6 min work.<|eor|><|sor|>But at least you had fun doing it.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe the real automation is the fun we have along the way<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

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TwoAndHalfRetard

fottusj

<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst part is that after you've automated it, it is no longer necessary to do that specific job again. So you wasted 6 hours doing a one-time only 6 min work.<|eor|><|sor|>But at least you had fun doing it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

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benchninja

fotutoe

<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst part is that after you've automated it, it is no longer necessary to do that specific job again. So you wasted 6 hours doing a one-time only 6 min work.<|eor|><|sor|>But at least you had fun doing it.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe the real automation is the fun we have along the way<|eor|><|sor|>That and closing the stack overflow tabs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

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Sassbjorn

fotsdry

<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>More like 5:50<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

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jdl_uk

fottzf4

<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/1205/ https://xkcd.com/1319/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

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aer71

fotvjtj

<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/1205/ https://xkcd.com/1319/<|eor|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/974/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

greenkiweez

fottj47

<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You succeed automating it and even include numerous variable inputs to make it more useful. Then a coworker needs a functionality that's so out of the scope of your script that you have to rewrite the entire thing. edit: typo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

AppleToasterr

fotw5oz

<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst part is that after you've automated it, it is no longer necessary to do that specific job again. So you wasted 6 hours doing a one-time only 6 min work.<|eor|><|sor|>But at least you had fun doing it.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe the real automation is the fun we have along the way<|eor|><|sor|>That and closing the stack overflow tabs<|eor|><|sor|>This... It speaks to me spiritually..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

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clawjelly

fotu00y

<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You succeed automating it and even include numerous variable inputs to make it more useful. Then a coworker needs a functionality that's so out of the scope of your script that you have to rewrite the entire thing. edit: typo<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, i'll just hack it in, because it's just a simple change and i don't think there will be much else and also i'm pretty certain with this i sorta made it future-proof and OMG WTF IS THIS MONSTER I CREATED?! KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS...!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

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Haus42

fots9t8

<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The sexy bit is when you're choosing your tools... "Ah yes, I think I'll tool this little monstrosity in jq wrapped in a bed of python and topped off with a | sort -n | uniq -c | sort -nr...."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

OskieWoskie

fotz2u6

<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst part is that after you've automated it, it is no longer necessary to do that specific job again. So you wasted 6 hours doing a one-time only 6 min work.<|eor|><|sor|>But at least you had fun doing it.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe the real automation is the fun we have along the way<|eor|><|sor|>That and closing the stack overflow tabs<|eor|><|sor|>This... It speaks to me spiritually..<|eor|><|sor|>Usually a moment of quiet defeat for me Where are my 'restore previous session' people at?<|eor|><|sor|>Also shoutout to the 'Ctrl + Shift + T' connoisseurs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

Covid-Romney2020

foty0er

<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst part is that after you've automated it, it is no longer necessary to do that specific job again. So you wasted 6 hours doing a one-time only 6 min work.<|eor|><|sor|>But at least you had fun doing it.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe the real automation is the fun we have along the way<|eor|><|sor|>That and closing the stack overflow tabs<|eor|><|sor|>This... It speaks to me spiritually..<|eor|><|sor|>Usually a moment of quiet defeat for me Where are my 'restore previous session' people at?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

Finklemaier

fottfet

<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The sexy bit is when you're choosing your tools... "Ah yes, I think I'll tool this little monstrosity in jq wrapped in a bed of python and topped off with a | sort -n | uniq -c | sort -nr...."<|eor|><|sor|>Hot damn, I love it when you talk dirty!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

clawjelly

fottrza

<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>And give up on it all together and start a new project the next day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

GermanAf

fotv539

<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst part is that after you've automated it, it is no longer necessary to do that specific job again. So you wasted 6 hours doing a one-time only 6 min work.<|eor|><|sor|>But then when you need to automate something again you already have bits and pieces ready to use, except you never commented anything because you're stupid so you look it up on the internet anyways, again wasting several hours of your workday...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

UndeadMarine55

z8qfrd

<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

HP_10bII

iycwm4j

<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it not possible to disable the lid sensor on a mac?<|eor|><|sor|>Just remove the lid alltogether for a headless server... Edit: thanks for the silver folks! Might just use for a raspberry pi!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

Burgov

iyd3yuq

<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It works on my machine... \- Back up your files, your machine is going to production!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

jakubhuber

iycsokn

<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it not possible to disable the lid sensor on a mac?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

PepperUsual

iycw7pd

<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[closes lid]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

Sam-Gunn

iyctn0k

<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea.... "startups".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

jd3marco

iycwzjf

<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it not possible to disable the lid sensor on a mac?<|eor|><|sor|>Just remove the lid alltogether for a headless server... Edit: thanks for the silver folks! Might just use for a raspberry pi!<|eor|><|sor|>Decappletation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

mr_claw

iycuniq

<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea.... "startups".<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, we started up only 12 years ago, we're still a startup okay?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

kaerfkeerg

iydke8q

<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It works on my machine... \- Back up your files, your machine is going to production!<|eor|><|sor|>your machine is ~~going to~~ the production Edit: ~~apparently I'm having a seizure and I can't remember how to strikethrough. Brb~~ Got it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

spiderMechanic

iyczuis

<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[closes lid]<|eor|><|sor|>so you chose violence<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

thrSedec44070maksup

iydfw9z

<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ran a Oracle 9i database on a Linux desktop with a A4 sheet taped to monitor that said DO NOT TOUCH. DO NOT CLEAN. DO NOT TURN OFF. THIS IS NOT A JOKE This was the Dev server for a critical project in a multi million dollar company<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

Sam-Gunn

iycvv0o

<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea.... "startups".<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, we started up only 12 years ago, we're still a startup okay?<|eor|><|sor|>The company I work for is a 30+ year old multinational, and the amount of times in my career I've had to fight with an engineer to move a system or database from a sketchy old laptop (that can't even run without being plugged in) to a VM (that has support from IT, backups, and stability) is ridiculous. Never thought I'd utter the words "You can't run a production database with client information on a 10 year old laptop!". While working at a company with a 1.5+ Bil cap.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

eross200

iycwxv7

<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Cut a tennis ball in half, glue the halves down on either side of the trackpad. Problem solved.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

StoryAndAHalf

iyd0371

<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

plentyOplatypodes

iydvlyn

<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It works on my machine... \- Back up your files, your machine is going to production!<|eor|><|sor|>I downloaded a really long black screen YouTube video and let it play overnight so the computer wouldn't stop collecting data.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

etch_a_stretch

iycz4sd

<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Cut a tennis ball in half, glue the halves down on either side of the trackpad. Problem solved.<|eor|><|sor|>The juxtaposition between this solution and the software one says something about something, I'm just not sure exactly what.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

kevin9er

iyebka0

<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It works on my machine... \- Back up your files, your machine is going to production!<|eor|><|sor|>I downloaded a really long black screen YouTube video and let it play overnight so the computer wouldn't stop collecting data.<|eor|><|sor|>I never thought I'd see an engineering decision more resource wasteful than Electron, but here we are.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

bartontees

iyd2iw2

<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why would you keep the screen at such a precarious angle if you didn't want it to be closed?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

PepperUsual

iyd1atw

<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[closes lid]<|eor|><|sor|>so you chose violence<|eor|><|sor|>It was bound to happen sooner or later anyway.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

linegel

iycxzv9

<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it not possible to disable the lid sensor on a mac?<|eor|><|sor|>It is very simple to prevent laptop from sleeping `sudo pmset -a disablesleep 1` and that's it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

AngryTownspeople

iyec71w

<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ran a Oracle 9i database on a Linux desktop with a A4 sheet taped to monitor that said DO NOT TOUCH. DO NOT CLEAN. DO NOT TURN OFF. THIS IS NOT A JOKE This was the Dev server for a critical project in a multi million dollar company<|eor|><|sor|>As we can see, this design is very human.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

ore-aba

soi384

<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

TheFlyingAvocado

hw8v05d

<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Missing semicolons? Since when?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

samarthrawat1

hw8umm1

<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But when did we start using semi-colon in python?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

anythingMuchShorter

hw9eska

<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Missing semicolons? Since when?<|eor|><|sor|>Since a guy wanted to make a programming joke but only knew of one language and one common error type<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

TheLiberalOgre

hw96xj5

<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But when did we start using semi-colon in python?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>My 8 year old asked me why we can't embed an object in a function in python and I was amazed because I didn't know golden retrievers could talk let alone program.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

the_badsectors

hw8wgyj

<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Missing semicolons? Since when?<|eor|><|sor|>I don't do python and even I know it expects whitespace, not punctuation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

Ambitious_Ad8841

hw8zldv

<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Missing semicolons? Since when?<|eor|><|sor|>I don't do python and even I know it expects whitespace, not punctuation.<|eor|><|sor|>"White Space Matters" -Python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

marsrover15

hw99589

<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But when did we start using semi-colon in python?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>My 8 year old asked me why we can't embed an object in a function in python and I was amazed because I didn't know golden retrievers could talk let alone program.<|eor|><|sor|>What the dog doin?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

Ixaire

hwae7sc

<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Missing semicolons? Since when?<|eor|><|sor|>Since a guy wanted to make a programming joke but only knew of one language and one common error type<|eor|><|sor|>One HR guy at my previous company used to go behind you and say "you're missing a semicolon here". He didn't know anything about programming, he just knew that was a rookie error. That is literally exactly what you explain. Anyone else would have made this very boring but he had a way of delivering it when you looked desperate and that kinda lightened up the mood.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

dmullaney

hw8tpf1

<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because if I keep fixing it for you, youll never learn will you - my mother (1991-present)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

PhrygianZero

hw8ye7e

<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine the 99 times it adds one when you meant to have one. Now imagine that 1 time it adds one when you didn't want it. r/suddenchaos.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah thats exactly it. Sometimes the error is caused by unmatching parenthesis. Whenever I see that happen Im like thank god it doesnt auto fill semicolons<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

ricohh

hw9duq8

<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Definitely a lot of people in this sub are not programmers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

Ayushmaan_Mishra

hw9b524

<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But when did we start using semi-colon in python?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>My 8 year old asked me why we can't embed an object in a function in python and I was amazed because I didn't know golden retrievers could talk let alone program.<|eor|><|sor|>What the dog doin?<|eor|><|sor|>Programming, apparently<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

_borisg

hw8z3wm

<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah I cant imagine how fun it would be having to code when the editor keeps changing stuff in the lines after each run. Good luck debugging that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

AgentE382

hwb7otd

<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Missing semicolons? Since when?<|eor|><|sor|>Since a guy wanted to make a programming joke but only knew of one language and one common error type<|eor|><|sor|>One HR guy at my previous company used to go behind you and say "you're missing a semicolon here". He didn't know anything about programming, he just knew that was a rookie error. That is literally exactly what you explain. Anyone else would have made this very boring but he had a way of delivering it when you looked desperate and that kinda lightened up the mood.<|eor|><|sor|>A coworker of mine told me his college roommate who had taken a single programming class would always ask him Have you tried a for loop yet? any time he had a problem.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

zMisir

hw9o4rj

<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Missing semicolons? Since when?<|eor|><|sor|>Since a guy wanted to make a programming joke but only knew of one language and one common error type<|eor|><|sor|>Most probably, just like the guy who asked for 5 years of experience on library created by himself 3 years ago. Edit: `.replace(who asked, who got asked)`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

0rionsEdge

hw8vbwc

<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But when did we start using semi-colon in python?<|eor|><|sor|>It's existed in the language since the old times, but it's pretty much only used in hacky use cases and it's usage should be discouraged.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

Xelaxander

hw8usm9

<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Smart, there are no mandatory semicolons in Python syntax, unless this 8y/o is writing C code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

GumBeats20

v6o4sl

<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

lma21

ibgnd88

<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computers and programming was always my first choice. Until i started getting paid<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

ICantBelieveItsNotEC

ibgpxxv

<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even if you have genuine interest in the field 90% of the time you're working on something you have no interest in.<|eor|><|sor|>You even end up paying a premium to work on things that you're interested in. Look at the depressed salaries in the games industry, for example: they know that there are tons of people who would literally do that job for free if it meant being credited in their favorite game, so they get away with low salaries and awful working conditions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

olssoneerz

ibgp7oc

<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Came in wanting to create video games. Left becoming a boring old web dev. Ill wipe my tears with these $$$<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

TheBrownMamba8

ibgs86x

<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computers and programming was always my first choice. Until i started getting paid<|eor|><|sor|>Then programming became my [0] choice<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

xenover

ibgskel

<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>50-50 I was on the computer all the time anyway and liked playing around with software and hardware as a teenager. Then I found out developers get paid well so it was an obvious win-win.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

HighOwl2

ibhi1ma

<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computers and programming was always my first choice. Until i started getting paid<|eor|><|sor|>I mean...I get that doing it professionally can suck the joy out of doing it for fun. I have been programming since I was 13. When I started doing it professionally in my 20s I pretty much abandoned all my personal projects and aside from contributing to open source projects (to fix them) I don't really code outside of work now. But...I do enjoy programming for work because I enjoy programming...I just don't want to do it more than 40 hours a week. That being said, I can't think of any other job I'd want to do for 40 hours a week. The extremely nice pay is just a nice to have...especially now with everyone struggling with inflation while I just get mildly annoyed at the register.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

P1r4nha

ibgsf9a

<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even if you have genuine interest in the field 90% of the time you're working on something you have no interest in.<|eor|><|sor|>You even end up paying a premium to work on things that you're interested in. Look at the depressed salaries in the games industry, for example: they know that there are tons of people who would literally do that job for free if it meant being credited in their favorite game, so they get away with low salaries and awful working conditions.<|eor|><|sor|>Game development is to a large part an artist's job, so I'm not surprised about that. The developers who work on the graphics engines themselves still get decent pay.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

mcquiggd

ibgxbl8

<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's actually frustrating to be genuinely interested in programming, but then working in the industry, It sucks the pleasure out of everything. It's typically reduced to morning Standups where everyone gives inaccurate status updates and then spends the day trying to do what they said they have already done. Agonisingly long Refinements where assorted Business people ramble on at each other, obviously incapable of articulating what it is that they actually want, and Developers are forced to attend instead of actually working. Usually they are followed by messages on Slack, with Business people asking the Developers if they have made any progress on coding... in the last 1.5 hours.... Sprint Planning - where the Business people ask Developers to agree to the badly defined and certainly impossible. Next we move on to actually looking at the code, which bears no resemblance to anything which has been discussed in meetings. There are no familiar terms used in the code; everything is named in some sort of long-dead language that nobody understands. Everything is called a Service, as if moving code into something called a Service makes it better. It doesn't do what the Business people think it does. It is written in many styles, with most of the code being attributed to people who left the company a year ago. The tests do not actually test business logic; they test that some code exists. Then we have Code Reviews - where developers are pitted against each other in a virtual Fight Club, over whether a line of code could be expressed with fewer characters and become more obtuse if they adopted the latest language features. The first rule of Code Review Fight Club: >Never validate that business rules or acceptence criteria have been implemented correctly. Only fight over syntax. We then spend two or three weeks attempting to hold on to our sanity, only to face the Sprint Review, where the Scrum Master desperately asks people to think of something positive, and glosses over the fact that nothing ever changes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

conquihare

ibguaay

<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Came in wanting to create video games. Left becoming a boring old web dev. Ill wipe my tears with these $$$<|eor|><|sor|>currently on the aspiring-game-dev to boring-old-webdev pipeline myself. college is absolute hell but i think about all the money i'll end up making in the future and it makes it juuuust a smidge bit better<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

rndmcmder

ibgu5sn

<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even if you have genuine interest in the field 90% of the time you're working on something you have no interest in.<|eor|><|sor|>True. I love coding and solving brainteasing challenges. My job as a software engineer consists about 5% of coding. The rest are boring maintainance tasks, cleaning up after idiots who carelessly break systems that millions of users rely on, jumping hoops to satisfy some corporate demands and attending useless meetings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

LOLBaltSS

ibgtr8e

<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even if you have genuine interest in the field 90% of the time you're working on something you have no interest in.<|eor|><|sor|>You even end up paying a premium to work on things that you're interested in. Look at the depressed salaries in the games industry, for example: they know that there are tons of people who would literally do that job for free if it meant being credited in their favorite game, so they get away with low salaries and awful working conditions.<|eor|><|sor|>Game development is to a large part an artist's job, so I'm not surprised about that. The developers who work on the graphics engines themselves still get decent pay.<|eor|><|sor|>Artists are a part, but someone still has to code the parts to make the game work. In DCS, RAZBAM has a logjam of aircraft with models; but their main hang up is systems coders to bring it all together. Polychop is in a similar state where their artists have things ready, but making all of the flight model and avionics are a bottleneck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

Cannacrohn

ibgp8bv

<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wanted to be a weed strain tester with some judging the skills of new porn actresses on the side when I was growing up, but IT just paid more and definitely had more openings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

ZBlackmore

ibh0mbj

<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even if you have genuine interest in the field 90% of the time you're working on something you have no interest in.<|eor|><|sor|>You even end up paying a premium to work on things that you're interested in. Look at the depressed salaries in the games industry, for example: they know that there are tons of people who would literally do that job for free if it meant being credited in their favorite game, so they get away with low salaries and awful working conditions.<|eor|><|sor|>You can also look at it like youre being paid a premium for working on things you arent interested in.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

XDreadedmikeX

ibhr30m

<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computers and programming was always my first choice. Until i started getting paid<|eor|><|sor|>I mean...I get that doing it professionally can suck the joy out of doing it for fun. I have been programming since I was 13. When I started doing it professionally in my 20s I pretty much abandoned all my personal projects and aside from contributing to open source projects (to fix them) I don't really code outside of work now. But...I do enjoy programming for work because I enjoy programming...I just don't want to do it more than 40 hours a week. That being said, I can't think of any other job I'd want to do for 40 hours a week. The extremely nice pay is just a nice to have...especially now with everyone struggling with inflation while I just get mildly annoyed at the register.<|eor|><|sor|>Close to 3 years of working hard, got 3 promotions and went from 60k to almost 80k (if you count yearly bonus) Inflation wiped all of those out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

HighOwl2

ibhrsu6

<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computers and programming was always my first choice. Until i started getting paid<|eor|><|sor|>I mean...I get that doing it professionally can suck the joy out of doing it for fun. I have been programming since I was 13. When I started doing it professionally in my 20s I pretty much abandoned all my personal projects and aside from contributing to open source projects (to fix them) I don't really code outside of work now. But...I do enjoy programming for work because I enjoy programming...I just don't want to do it more than 40 hours a week. That being said, I can't think of any other job I'd want to do for 40 hours a week. The extremely nice pay is just a nice to have...especially now with everyone struggling with inflation while I just get mildly annoyed at the register.<|eor|><|sor|>Close to 3 years of working hard, got 3 promotions and went from 60k to almost 80k (if you count yearly bonus) Inflation wiped all of those out<|eor|><|sor|>Well the markets pretty hot right now and the quickest way to higher salary is switching jobs. You're at your 3 year mark, put on your big boy pants and start interviewing. I guarantee you can easily find a job with a base pay over $80k. Shit I get recruitment offers all the time for $200k+ and I only entertain fully remote offers....and my LinkedIn says I'm not looking for jobs right now....I still get multiple interview requests a week.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

dirtfork

ibgx13r

<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even if you have genuine interest in the field 90% of the time you're working on something you have no interest in.<|eor|><|sor|>True. I love coding and solving brainteasing challenges. My job as a software engineer consists about 5% of coding. The rest are boring maintainance tasks, cleaning up after idiots who carelessly break systems that millions of users rely on, jumping hoops to satisfy some corporate demands and attending useless meetings.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm giving up the secret sauce here, but if you like doing small programs to solve discrete problems rather than maintaining a large codebase for a single big program .. look into network engineering. I spent a miserable decade being a developer (because I chose a job to make money when I was 18 and liked coding in high school.) Had a random fortuitous lateral move into networking and found heaven. I get to write small automation programs that make me look like some kind of God to my non-dev-background peers, do command line puzzle solving all day long (well... As long as I'm not being interrupted for support tickets) and my hackiest hackjob pales in comparison to the cluster fuckery I've seen in the field (did I mention I get paid to travel to random places to plug cords in, do a handful of cli commands then turn around and go home?)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

dashid

ibgmcbf

<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computing wasn't my first choice, but it was the stable career choice. Add in the fact that I loved tinkering with computers, it wasn't a tough call to make. Get paid well for doing what I enjoy? Sure!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

FVMAzalea

ibh4szz

<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's actually frustrating to be genuinely interested in programming, but then working in the industry, It sucks the pleasure out of everything. It's typically reduced to morning Standups where everyone gives inaccurate status updates and then spends the day trying to do what they said they have already done. Agonisingly long Refinements where assorted Business people ramble on at each other, obviously incapable of articulating what it is that they actually want, and Developers are forced to attend instead of actually working. Usually they are followed by messages on Slack, with Business people asking the Developers if they have made any progress on coding... in the last 1.5 hours.... Sprint Planning - where the Business people ask Developers to agree to the badly defined and certainly impossible. Next we move on to actually looking at the code, which bears no resemblance to anything which has been discussed in meetings. There are no familiar terms used in the code; everything is named in some sort of long-dead language that nobody understands. Everything is called a Service, as if moving code into something called a Service makes it better. It doesn't do what the Business people think it does. It is written in many styles, with most of the code being attributed to people who left the company a year ago. The tests do not actually test business logic; they test that some code exists. Then we have Code Reviews - where developers are pitted against each other in a virtual Fight Club, over whether a line of code could be expressed with fewer characters and become more obtuse if they adopted the latest language features. The first rule of Code Review Fight Club: >Never validate that business rules or acceptence criteria have been implemented correctly. Only fight over syntax. We then spend two or three weeks attempting to hold on to our sanity, only to face the Sprint Review, where the Scrum Master desperately asks people to think of something positive, and glosses over the fact that nothing ever changes.<|eor|><|sor|>That sounds very dysfunctional and also very much like my last job. But thats not all jobs! My current job is very developer-driven and basically the number one rule told to all the business people is leave the developers alone. We get to make almost all the major decisions about things (except high level prioritization of what projects were going to work on, and we have input into that). Our meeting culture is that meetings are only held unless absolutely necessary, always have an agenda sent in advance with pre-work items so that attendees are prepared to discuss them in the meeting, and that meetings start precisely on time, even if not all attendees are present, and never go late (most end early). We are empowered to spend some time making our code better and getting rid of legacy stuff, and our code reviews are substantive, not syntax fights. Its really great.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

Wisdom_is_Contraband

ibgy57z

<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even if you have genuine interest in the field 90% of the time you're working on something you have no interest in.<|eor|><|sor|>You even end up paying a premium to work on things that you're interested in. Look at the depressed salaries in the games industry, for example: they know that there are tons of people who would literally do that job for free if it meant being credited in their favorite game, so they get away with low salaries and awful working conditions.<|eor|><|sor|>Game development is to a large part an artist's job, so I'm not surprised about that. The developers who work on the graphics engines themselves still get decent pay.<|eor|><|sor|>Artists are a part, but someone still has to code the parts to make the game work. In DCS, RAZBAM has a logjam of aircraft with models; but their main hang up is systems coders to bring it all together. Polychop is in a similar state where their artists have things ready, but making all of the flight model and avionics are a bottleneck.<|eor|><|sor|>These bottlenecks are common *both ways* actually. There are lots of coders who desperately need artists, and lots of artists who desperately need coders, but they rarely meet in the middle (The artists want to be paid, and the coders don't find artist projects interesting)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

Gentlegiant2

l5gg3t

<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

TheJenkinsComic

gkucxks

<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey all, Im the guy who made this comic. You can read more of my comics on [Instagram](https://instagram.com/thejenkinscomic) or r/TheJenkins.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

Carters04

gku2wtu

<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>*LocalStorage & IndexedDB have entered the chat.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

VoodooMaster7

gku7no2

<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is a genuinely smart joke, good stuff<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

is_it_controversial

gkuuq45

<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey all, Im the guy who made this comic. You can read more of my comics on [Instagram](https://instagram.com/thejenkinscomic) or r/TheJenkins.<|eor|><|sor|>Followed! <|eor|><|sor|>Unfollowed for the balance.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

IcyDefiance

gkufvrx

<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>*LocalStorage & IndexedDB have entered the chat.*<|eor|><|sor|>LocalStorage seems really similar to a cookie...it's data stored clientside, no?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but it's not sent to the server with every request like a cookie is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

woffle-kat

gkudv2n

<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey all, Im the guy who made this comic. You can read more of my comics on [Instagram](https://instagram.com/thejenkinscomic) or r/TheJenkins.<|eor|><|sor|>Followed! <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

Tsu_Dho_Namh

gkuffcu

<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>*LocalStorage & IndexedDB have entered the chat.*<|eor|><|sor|>LocalStorage seems really similar to a cookie...it's data stored clientside, no?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

elee0228

gkucnoi

<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is a genuinely smart joke, good stuff<|eor|><|sor|>I lol'ed. One of the downsides of browsing in incognito mode is the incessant cookie warnings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

Gentlegiant2

gktzt4l

<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Originally posted by u/theJenkinsComics ! Thought you guys would appreciate it :)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

JinSantosAndria

gkula3y

<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>*LocalStorage & IndexedDB have entered the chat.*<|eor|><|sor|>LocalStorage seems really similar to a cookie...it's data stored clientside, no?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but it's not sent to the server with every request like a cookie is.<|eor|><|sor|>Couldn't you manually package all the key values into every json request? (As devil's advocate)<|eor|><|sor|>yes you could, just some javascript and it basically becomes a cookie<|eor|><|sor|>but not illegal in Europe<|eor|><|sor|>If you use localStorage to track a user, it falls under the same so-called cookie law. It's about tracking the user, not about the tech. If you store something to track the user, it becomes a cookie, because that bit of information makes him trackable. It is not limited to rfc 6265.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

eanat

gkuaidy

<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>statelessness is the best state.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

reddit_xeno

gku80p5

<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>*LocalStorage & IndexedDB have entered the chat.*<|eor|><|sor|>Sticky sessions have also entered chat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

iontardose

gkug3xc

<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sorry to be dense, but shouldn't he be smiling in the last panel? The website didn't remember his click.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, that is the joke. A popup with a useless button every time you visit a site wouldn't make me smile.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

riskyClick420

gkugrp3

<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>*LocalStorage & IndexedDB have entered the chat.*<|eor|><|sor|>LocalStorage seems really similar to a cookie...it's data stored clientside, no?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but it's not sent to the server with every request like a cookie is.<|eor|><|sor|>Couldn't you manually package all the key values into every json request? (As devil's advocate)<|eor|><|sor|>yes you could, just some javascript and it basically becomes a cookie<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

Gentlegiant2

gkuhfl5

<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey all, Im the guy who made this comic. You can read more of my comics on [Instagram](https://instagram.com/thejenkinscomic) or r/TheJenkins.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm glad to see that the poster didn't crop your name off of the comic.<|eor|><|soopr|>Posted his name in the comments too, he deserves his praise!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

SavageHenimania

gkuv0ca

<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey all, Im the guy who made this comic. You can read more of my comics on [Instagram](https://instagram.com/thejenkinscomic) or r/TheJenkins.<|eor|><|sor|>Followed! <|eor|><|sor|>Unfollowed for the balance.<|eor|><|sor|>r/UnexpectedThanos<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

sunlightFTW

gkue7sn

<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sorry to be dense, but shouldn't he be smiling in the last panel? The website didn't remember his click.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

Hellball911

gkuge14

<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>*LocalStorage & IndexedDB have entered the chat.*<|eor|><|sor|>LocalStorage seems really similar to a cookie...it's data stored clientside, no?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but it's not sent to the server with every request like a cookie is.<|eor|><|sor|>Couldn't you manually package all the key values into every json request? (As devil's advocate)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

TheJenkinsComic

gkud4qy

<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Originally posted by u/theJenkinsComics ! Thought you guys would appreciate it :)<|eoopr|><|sor|>Thanks for sharing my comic!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>

programmerhumor

prajken2000

gkuvr7i

<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey all, Im the guy who made this comic. You can read more of my comics on [Instagram](https://instagram.com/thejenkinscomic) or r/TheJenkins.<|eor|><|sor|>Followed! <|eor|><|sor|>Unfollowed for the balance.<|eor|><|sor|>r/UnexpectedThanos<|eor|><|sor|>r/ExpectedThanos for balance<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>