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Fun fact: not everyone is a guy, although you may not have any contact with women personally | Sadness |
Wow you’re “like 13” in March then bro welcome to the teenage years (soon) | Affection |
Almost all cars go through auctions at some point. It's nothing to worry about. | Affection |
I'd look up some gameplay of Warriors games, and see if the hack and slash nature of them appeals to you. | Neutral |
I read fuck and not tuck. Was wondering how the hell it wasn't creepy.... | Surprise |
Clean it up | Neutral |
I’m a HR professional and deal with this all the time. You’d be surprised how ignorant most people are about their paychecks. | Anger |
Yea that 3rd period was pretty bad tho, [NAME] | Neutral |
I’m actually excited to see how [NAME] turns out. | Neutral |
[NAME] was actually cool this episode though. | Neutral |
Yea that 3rd period was pretty bad tho, [NAME] | Sadness |
Alright now you're intentionally misinterpreting what I say. Whatever. | Neutral |
Your spine is so shiny! Good for you! | Affection |
good thing i never called him a journalist and wrote multiple sentences about how his comedian instincts make his interview show bad. | Surprise |
And guided by a universe determined to teach that kid a lesson. | Neutral |
Attention Bajoran Workers: Your videos our now ours. | Neutral |
I'm glad I decided to watch this. Intense, entertaining football with an expert demonstration of how-not-to-use-VAR thrown in for free. | Happiness |
There is a bud superhighway called Interstate 80 that connects PA to CO. | Neutral |
This is the most fucking sensible comment I have seen in the this subbredit. Have the exact same opinion. | Affection |
I hope mcd's charged extra for the sauce. | Fear |
Look up normal in a dictionary and stop being offended over a word like the speech police. | Neutral |
Usually i am getting games back to back so no standing time for me 😒 | Sadness |
You and everybody else is free to contribute though. Unlike r/bitcoin where all of us once came from. | Neutral |
Calm down kid jeez | Affection |
I love the concept but if they release another kpop skin line they should recosnider giving the group a different name to rival KDA | Surprise |
Thank you so much! I love Germany! I was in Berlin 2 years ago for research work. | Affection |
Where can you watch community? I can’t find it anywhere and it looks great. | Affection |
Teachers, do not diddle these kids! | Anger |
There’s really no rationalizing their train of thought. | Neutral |
Man, fuck that shit. He lost us the Sonics, he has no business running for public office. | Anger |
If they are [NAME] supporters who are now reaping what they sowed, the laughing is appropriate. | Happiness |
I bet there is an army of married couples who did the same exact thing. | Neutral |
Oh no.... | Anger |
That's just reckless. He's lucky he didn't get permanently disfigured or killed. | Affection |
Oh certainly this winter has been mild. It just started taking a dump on us the last week or so | Neutral |
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard and Beach House are my two favourite bands. | Affection |
As a guess: Didn't want to exit, but wasn't about to stay put after hitting another truck. | Desire |
Thanks, I sort of bought myself the leadership role with that little stunt I pulled. I will do my best. | Affection |
Wow. Never knew there were so many here. | Surprise |
The amount of overreaction on this thread is too damn high! | Neutral |
Which Ottawa should have done with him 2 seasons ago. | Neutral |
Great night in the Midwest 200 in three hours. I hope all my fellow uber drivers did good. Happy new year I wish you the best in2019. | Affection |
Italy would be so awesome - I think it's one of those countries you'll just instantly fall in love with. | Affection |
These are the signs I'm getting old... Wtf is a weed cartridge?? | Surprise |
If she's making inapropriate claims thats a problem too, Im not exactly sure what your point is? | Fear |
Loved it. Can't wait to see more. | Surprise |
[NAME] is so rational, I’d just cry really hard if my parents spent all my college money 💰 | Affection |
I personally am very proud to be a vegetable. Corn, to be exact. Corn pride y'all | Affection |
I'm shocked. You mean to say the economic model adopted by every single financially successful country on the planet actually works? /S | Surprise |
This is probably the clearest and most concise explanation I've ever encountered for why authoritarian religions seem to focus on trivial behaviors. Thank you. | Affection |
That’s how it be | Neutral |
Love the cheese! | Affection |
Lmao quality. | Happiness |
Trying to read that made me feel like I just huffed formaldehyde amd mercury | Neutral |
We don't know for certain but every public comment has stated they are amenable to an extension | Neutral |
Shes awful and its all about her. Try again. And when the show has awful ratings thatll be confirmed. | Anger |
“You okay? I’ll call 9-1-1 for you guys.” -guy in the van that was running | Neutral |
To be fair, I will also continue to jerk off to pictures of [NAME] in shorts He looks so good in them | Affection |
[NAME] is a damn fool. No wonder his ex-wife is his boss and his babysitter. | Neutral |
That last sentence pains me | Sadness |
I like to think it rhymes with wasabi but I have no idea | Fear |
Your market sucks | Anger |
This is so sweet 🖤 | Affection |
Apparently, he can't just have sex with anyone because he needed to rape someone. | Neutral |
There are a number of cases where throws are unbreakable, usually relative to grounded position or rage drives. Not including those cuz they are very specific. | Neutral |
I'd let him destroy me with facts and knowledge 😩😩😩 | Neutral |
My goodness I didn't even know this existed. This is my first time seeing something like this. Pretty cool stuff. | Affection |
You haven't responded as to how its not just a parallel analogy, all said was he did | Neutral |
Let her contact you if she wants. Don’t bug her. Time to move onward and upward! | Neutral |
Condolences. Take comfort in your cats and breathe. Consider a grief counselor. | Neutral |
TLDR; we get many drizzle days and our summers are amazing. | Affection |
Hell yeah buddy things are looking up. | Neutral |
the whole thing, it was just hard to describe/express given how it all happened and everything. | Fear |
Big if true | Neutral |
Yeah because streaming services don’t pay their artists well enough | Anger |
My father needs to read this! ...I may be wrong tho | Surprise |
You and [NAME] guy should be friends | Neutral |
Let him walk away from the town just far enough that you can lasso him and drag him into the fields. Worked for me | Anger |
It's common knowledge that offering to feed yourselves to wolves makes them leave you alone out of boredom. | Neutral |
I always thought of the sound of lakes freezing on cold nights. It's pretty surreal in itself. | Affection |
Insurance covers stupidity, so maybe they'd cover it? | Anger |
Like I said previously I realise they weren't commonly called asylum seekers until recently. However that doesn't mean that previously they weren't asylum seekers | Surprise |
Describe these demographic changes plz. If you own the shops you decide what people eat. | Neutral |
It's been pretty mild in New England but we got a massive storm coming to change that at the end of the week | Fear |
No real man would allow his woman to be even looked at by someone else, let alone allow another man to have sex with her | Neutral |
Not really... I haven't lived anywhere where trains are common. | Neutral |
Boys this team is 🔥🚒 | Neutral |
oof ok. shawn is pretty hot but I'm still tom dude imo | Neutral |
I chuckled, sue me | Anger |
Oh my [NAME]. | Surprise |
Now I can’t unhear it... | Anger |
Stop laughing at me. | Anger |
I'm with you. I'd like one too. | Neutral |
That place must be a gold mine of good stories. | Affection |
On the plus side, at least you don’t waste alcohol and wake up hungover as hell at the Lions expense. | Optimism |
I think that happens equally with people that are or aren't interested, it's like a reflex to move on. | Affection |
That is disgusting. And not one parent thought that was a *bit* inappropriate? smh | Disgust |
no. Queef is vaginal period. I call it mumbles, when the lips move but you can't understand what they are saying. | Neutral |
The only way I can make people laugh | Affection |
No problem at all! If you ever want to talk to some internet random again, feel free to talk to me. | Affection |