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<START_QUESTION> two Indians are standing on a bridge one is the father of the other ones son. what is the relation between them? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they are husband and wife <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I give you a group of three. one is sitting down, and will never get up. the second eats as much as is given to him, yet is always hungry. the third goes away and never returns. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stove fire and smoke <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> arnold swarchanager has a long one jamie fox has a short one the pope can't use it maddona doesn't have done what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> last name duh <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a cool treat that we can eat in summer <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ice_cream <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you throw away the outside and spook the inside. then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. what did you eat? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> corn on the coaba chicken <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if your bedroom were pitch dark and you needed a pair of matching socks, how many socks would you need to take out the drawer if there are 10 white socks and 10 blue ones? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 3 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man hangs himself with a rope in a completely empty room. the room is 8 feet high but the man is only 6 feet high. the floor is covered with water. how did the man hang himself? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he stood on ice <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> who can type an email without a keyboard? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> chuck norris <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the more there is the less you see. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> what time is it darkness <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> they are different colors. you can buy them at a store. they erase sometimes. schools use them. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> clolred pencil <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is something blue flying through the air, something red is falling off the roof, and at the same moment the phone rings. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> coincidence <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> responsible for the toupee industry <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> baldspot <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the sharp slim blade, that cuts the wind. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> blade of grass <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> i wanna hold your handhandhandhandhandhandhandhand <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a plane crash yesterday and every single person died and two people survived. how could this happen? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> two people were married <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what time do the ducks wake up in the morning? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> at the quack of dawn <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which is correct, " the yolk of the egg are white " or " the yolk of the egg is white "? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> neitherthe yolk is yellow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> continue three consecutive days with out using Monday, weekdays, Wednesday, Thursday, weekdays. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> today tomorrow yesterday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> forward i am heavy, but backward i am not. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> word ton <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I turn polar bears white and i will make you cry. i make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. i make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. i turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. if you squeeze me, i'll pop. if you look at me, you'll pop. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> i dont canyoutell me <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if there was a duck and a pig. which one is heavier? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> work it out your self <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> no matter how smart you are, there is one thing you will always overlook, what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your own nose <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> glittering points that downward thrust sparkling spears that never trust what can i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> icicles <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you do if you see soup on your menu? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> wipe it off <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you can get it from doing nothing and everything. the wise and foolish both have it. the more and less you have of it the better and worst you are in life. time is only boundary that keeps us from obtaining it. most take this value for granted. there is no device to measure it. it governs all and can never be tamed. you gain it by solving this riddle. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> experience <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am the riddle of life. know me and you will know yourself. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dna <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a word that everyone says incorrectly but yet this word can be said correctly. what is this word? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> this word is incorrectly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does the " t " in " text " stand for? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tender <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a big rectangular box and you may come to me when a grumbling noise sounds <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im a fridge <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> submarine sandwich <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I had a car the car was read what was the cars name <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bluegood <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can be black or white. i can be cold or hot, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> chocolate <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> makes wooden boy noses grow <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fib <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> Mary's mom has four identical children which were all born within 7 - 8 o - clock on a leap year, each one fifteen minutes apart. she names the first one north, the second east, and the third south. what was the name of the fourth child? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mary <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there were 4 people that liked to set people's houses on fire. their names were mark, alex, anthony, and kevin. one day the police officers found about the fires but didn't know which person did it. mark, alex, anthony, and kevin's last name was priced. the police officer put up a sign that said this? price. which person set the fire? hint: the sign has a big hint <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mark <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am sneaky and pesky and when i seek for truth it often gets me in trouble. who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> curiosity <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i shine and i twinkle is good for the wear but beware my mark is green. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cheap ring <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you've got it, you want to share it. if you share it, you haven't got it. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> its a secret <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 2 eggs and 2 sticks? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> un glasses <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has a twin, is remembered by the the number 2001, but then destroyed and today people are scared of it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> twin towers and pentagon <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where do fish keep their money? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> in a riverbank <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am the most evil person in the world. i am impossible to see though many see me up above. light is one of my weaknesses. who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> devil <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of driver doesn't have a license? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> screwdriver <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can be light or dark, spelled in candy and use differently, and can be hard or liquid like what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> colorcolour <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what listens and sees, and then talks and shows the same amount? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> video recorder <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> black as night or pink, I will comfort you, but be wary for your horses on tire <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> coal <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which of santa's reindeer has bad manners? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> rudeolph <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if batman is going somewhere then what is it when it comes back? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> batmreturns <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> babies are born on the same day by the same mother at the same time but yet they are not twins how is this possible <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they are triplets <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. no matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. this drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. the man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it. what is his favorite drink? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> blood hes a vampire <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a wise man riding a camel came to a small town on payday, he stayed for two days and he left on friday. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> camels name is called friday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> is a hot chick cool or a cool chick hot <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you decide <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> that turns from red to black as soon as it touches water <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ember <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you in a grocery store with only a table and mirror. how do you get out? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> walk out the front door <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> raju's mother had four son's. if 1st son's name is 25paise, 2nd son's name is 50paise and 3rd son's name is 75paise. what is the name of the 4th son? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> raju <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> simon simpleton was born in london, england. his mother was wealthy and his father scottish. when simon was eight his mother died. when simon was then his father married an irish woman and suddenly simon had an irish sister. when simon was twenty four he graduated as a lawyer and took a job in edinburgh, scotland. he is now sixty six. why can he not be buried on the banks of loch lomond in his favourite village of luss, in bonnie scotland? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because he is still alive <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why didn't the skeleton cross the street? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he didnt have the guts <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you have but people use it more than you do? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> everybody has one your name <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> ok. imagine you was driving a bus, you had 10 passengers you dropped off 5 you picked up 100 you dropped off 15 then you picked up 10. what was the drivers name? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you your name lol <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you can put m3 in the oven but you can put it in the microwave at can i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> aluminum foil <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what short, skinny, and never been used? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> yo dick <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> had been long used for grazing herds, and the soils are fertilized <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> grasslands <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one in five one in just two in august <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> u <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there were three ants in a straight line. the one at the last said " there are two ants in front of me " the one at the middle said " there are two ants; one in front of me and one behind me. " the one at the front said " there are four ants two behind me two at front " how is it possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> last ant was telling lie <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man rode into a town with his horse on the 25th of june. he stayed in the town for 3 weeks, then left on june. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his horses name was june <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> umberella <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. i'm rarely still, but i never wonder. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tree or flower <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what makes a man bald - headed <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lack of hair <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a white ball a very white ball sometimes i go far and sometimes i go in <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> golfball <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where do you go to become an ice cream man? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sundae school <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do you kill a god? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> theyre immortal <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do you break into a car with all the doors closed, all the windows up and with no convertible top? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> unlock the door <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a woman proves in court that her husband was murdered by her sister, but the judge decides that the sister cannot be punished. why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sisters are siamese twins <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> after you go through a fall i will take over. all life will stall, or at least grow slower. what can i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> winter <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i am black and white and full of words. i know have been red. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> this riddle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> always opens and closes without making sound <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> eye lids <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it is sometimes white and sometimes black you turn it on and turn it off. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lightbulb <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am the only bowyoucannot tie. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> rainbow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> an explorer in antarctica is examining some of his ice samples and during this time, he finds two frozen people. as examines them more closely he realizes that these people are adam and even. how does he know this? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they have no belly button <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> that is big and hard and moves very fast <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> amtrak <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it brings the sky and the stars a lot closer <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> telescope <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a man in jail and his friends asked him who was his visitor. he said brothers and sisters have a none but this mans father is my fathers son. who is he <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> vistor was his son <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you get one if you miss one at golf <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stroke <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a kid plays outside for no reason. why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> i told you no reason <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a son and engineer go fishing. the boy was the engineer's son but the engineer wasn't the boy's dad. how was this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> engineer was boys mom <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the more holes you cover the lower i go what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> recorder <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can be told by some, written by one, i can have a twist or maybe a bend, i start from the beginning and go to the end. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> story <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> disgusting creatures that would survive a nuclear strike <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> roach <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how much did the pirates earnings cost? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> buck an ear <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I may be simple, i may be complex; i may have a name, but no gender or sex; i am often a question, or statements as a setup; i tend to have an answer,'til you find it i won't let up. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> riddle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what works on day and sleeps at night it stays inside and has no light? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> brain <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man is found murdered and the police find a set of tire tracks going to and from the body. they follow the tracks of the tires to a nearby farm. on the porch they find two men and a woman. they question them and find none of them can drive but immediately arrest the women. why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> women was in a wheelchair <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what color is the sky? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> blue <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> madrassa's mother has 7 kids. their names are midday, birthday, wednesday, birthday, birthday and saturday. what is the 7th kid's name? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> melissa <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you may not think i am what i am but i know i am what i am. the voices in my head tell i am what i am? what or who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> psycopath <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I went in the woods and got it. i sat down to find it. i left without it. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> splinter <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what are the worlds strongest animals? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> humans <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> b ( in ) are ( in ) a zigzagged s, myself, l ( I ) could you spell me? ( parenthesis, don't count ) <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> brazil <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> before mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on earth? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mount everest <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does man love more than life hate more than death that mans desire contin the poor have the rich require none want me but still have me what am it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nothing im nothing <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |