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Federal court in hawaii blocks donald trump's new travel ban nationwide | false |
Waiting for a miracle? perspectives from health care providers | false |
Someone copied the wrong person on an email, and it just might destroy uber | false |
Ellen page and girlfriend emma portner are married | false |
What has 9 arms and still sucks? def leppard | true |
What do you calls sushi in serbia? nishikori | true |
Social media is another canvas for millennial artists | false |
What happened when the easter bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? they lived hoppily ever after! | true |
What do vegetables watch when they're horny? corn | true |
These 10 breakup-themed comics are way better than therapy | false |
Bartender responds to investment manager's ass grab with powerful open letter | false |
Watch the top youtube videos of the week: a 100-pound chocolate bar, surprise shark and more | false |
Women in business: q&a with sarah merrion isaacs, ceo of conventus | false |
What do you call a gay paraplegic? rolaids. | true |
What's the difference between meat and chicken? if you beat your chicken it dies. | true |
An american beauty brand just released a line of nail polish for muslim women | false |
Barbara palvin: who is justin bieber's rumored model girlfriend? | false |
Protect your young ones with these 4 simple rules of sun protection | false |
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who plays the piano? clever dick. | true |
Cruz hits obama administration for pow release; rice defends move as 'sacred obligation' | false |
Wedding superstitions: weird dos and don'ts before the 'i dos' | false |
Senate democrats: keep immigration out of the dhs funding bill | false |
5 places to celebrate martin luther king, jr. | false |
Celebrity chefs art smith and duff goldman want to give your dream gay wedding | false |
1 million evacuated as typhoon slams into philippines | false |
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? she calls the flying squad ! | true |
Hillary clinton is the most sexually harassed woman in the country right now | false |
The guys of a great big world want a few more gay love songs | false |
Gina haspel confirmed as cia director with aid of democrats | false |
Lol i wanted to be funny, well, then i remembered i am not even funny.. | true |
What does a jew, in poland with a stomach ache have? the auschits | true |
Want to know how to annoy someone who has ocd? | true |
Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course? he got a hole in one. | true |
Don't cry because it's over, smile because they'll never find the body. | true |
I could juggle right now, but i don't have the balls to do it. | true |
'strong signal' from another world might not be aliens after all | false |
Watch chrissy teigen get physical for fries in barely there bodysuit | false |
You are no less of a man for having been assaulted | false |
Your inner nerd will love these photos of old-school america | false |
Since you've discovered the internet you don't pay any attention to me! who said that? | true |
Why matthew mcconaughey believes in the science of gratitude | false |
I'm trying to not be horny all the time but it's hard | true |
Sarah palin gave a very un-sarah palin speech at cpac | false |
Donald trump does not want to pivot: 'i am who i am' | false |
Bike commuting tips: bicycling magazine's 5 solutions for your cycling worries | false |
Help find james brown, jophrey cord and other missing people | false |
I win most of my staring contests... ... because my opponents usually don't know they're playing. | true |
Anna iwaniuk's gps guide for living in the moment | false |
Kate gosselin divorce: jon gosselin and kate have 'peaceful' relationship (video) | false |
'straight outta compton' director is 'very happy with the accuracy' of the film | false |
Watch: northern iowa beats texas on half-court buzzer beater | false |
Suit against hawaiian airlines argues that unpaid mandatory training is work | false |
Thanksgiving dinner prices to remain stable this year | false |
What do you get when philip glass breaks? john cage. | true |
Delta state university shooter left apology note before killings | false |
A recent study by un has found dexter to be the no 1 cause for ocean pollution | true |
Polls won't tell you who's going to win the alabama senate race | false |
Why can't a bike stand on it's own? because it is two tired. | true |
These classic tv episodes about school shootings are more relevant than ever | false |
Prosecutor faults judge after cop acquitted in death of 2 unarmed suspects | false |
Nearing death, beau biden told his dad to run for president: report | false |
How am i doing? i'll tell you how i'm doing volumes: 1-8 | true |
Taylor swift discovers best use for a smart phone: applying makeup | false |
A guy with a locked account just asked me why i never retweet him. stay in school kids. | true |
What do you call a clock you wear on your belt? a waist of time | true |
What is donald trump's favourite drink? a white russian. | true |
Gay syrian refugee kidnapped, raped, mutilated and beheaded in istanbul | false |
What do the catholic church and a bucket of shit have in common? neither supports gay marriage. | true |
Why did reddit's restaurant go our of business? all of its servers were busy | true |
Blinding hatred is a perfectly healthy response to everything that other people do. | true |
Where does darth vader go shopping? the darth mall! haha, funny joke. | true |
Traveling with kids: let them guide, a little | false |
It was a terrible summer for humpty dumpty. but he had a great fall. | true |
The secret to healthy, glowing skin is so simple you'll freak out | false |
How the inga dams are holding the congo's energy future hostage | false |
Abortion goes front and center in alabama senate race | false |
Don't get me started on trigonometry... i'll go on a tangent. | true |
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. stab in and thrust up. | true |
7 things i miss about love in the '90s | false |
Bad breakup: the 21 worst ways to get dumped | false |
Author nicholas sparks on the key to happiness (video) | false |
Kim kardashian responds to south west name rumors | false |
5 ways to plan the perfect marriage proposal | false |
Martin scorsese presides over the jury at the marrakech international film festival | false |
Obama won? that's it i am moving.... ..to usa! | true |
Meredith ballentine, bootleg market director, swears by lip pencils for good reason | false |
Recent data breaches spark debate over 'reasonable' notification rules | false |
Make no mistake, semi-automatic guns are very dangerous, no matter whose hands they're in | false |
What is it called when batman skips church? .....christian bale. | true |
James foley photo removed from nyc anti-islam ads | false |
Where do eskimos keep their money? in snowbanks. | true |
Meet the billionaire who controls your ketchup, beer | false |
North korea stages large-scale artillery drill as u.s. submarine docks in south | false |
What did the child with no arms get for christmas? gloves. just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet. | true |
Elizabeth taylor looked amazing even without diamonds (photo) | false |
Conor maynard seamlessly fits old-school r&b hits to drake's 'controller' | false |
How to you make holy water? you boil the hell out it | true |
How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one... or two? one... or two? | true |
Mcdonald's will officially kick off all-day breakfast on october 6 | false |
An irish man walks on the street and ignores a bar... muahahaha, like that's possible! | true |