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I just upped my price
What?
A hundred bucks a date.
Forget it.
Forget her sister, then.
It's about time.
A deal's a deal.
How'd you do it?
Do what?
Get her to act like a human
I don't know, Dorsey. ..the limo.the flowers. Another hundred for the tux
Enough with the Barbie n' Ken shit. I know.
The vintage look is over, Kat. Haven't you been reading your Sassy?
Yeah, and I noticed the only part of you featured in your big Kmart spread was your elbow. Tough break.
They're running the rest of me next month.
Hey do you mind?
Not at all
Where ya goin?
Away.
Your sister here?
Leave my sister alone.
And why would I do that?
And he means that strictly in a non prisonmovie type of way.
Yeah we'll see.
What've you got for me?
I've retrieved certain pieces of information on Miss Katarina Stratford I think you'll find helpful.
Okay Likes: Thai food, feminist prose, and "angry, stinky girl music of the indierock persuasion".
So what does that give me? I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and sit around listening to chicks who can't play their instruments?
Gigglepuss is playing there tomorrow night.
Don't make me do it, man
Cameron, I'm a little busy
It's off. The whole thing.
What 're you talking about?
She's partial to Joey, not me
Cameron do you like the girl?
Sure
Then, go get her
What'd you do to her?
I don ' t know. I decided not to nail her when she was too drunk to remember it.
She hates you with the fire of a thousand suns . That's a direct quote
She just needs time to cool off I'll give it a day.
You makin' any headway?
She kissed me.
Where?
What's the worst?
You get the girl.
You the new guy?
So they tell me...
C'mon. I'm supposed to give you the tour.
So which Dakota you from?
North, actually. How'd you ?
I was kidding. People actually live there?
Yeah. A couple. We're outnumbered by the cows, though.
How many people were in your old school?
Thirtytwo.
Get out!
How many people go here?
Couple thousand. Most of them evil
That I'm used to.
Yeah, but these guys have never seen a horse. They just jack off to Clint Eastwood.
That girl I
You burn, you pine, you perish?
Who is she?
Bianca Stratford. Sophomore. Don't even think about it
Why not?
I could start with your haircut, but it doesn't matter. She's not allowed to date until her older sister does. And that's an impossibility.
Why do girls like that always like guys like that?
Because they're bred to. Their mothers liked guys like that, and their grandmothers before them. Their gene pool is rarely diluted.
He always have that shiteating grin?
Joey Dorsey? Permashitgrin. I wish I could say he's a moron, but he's number twelve in the class. And a model. Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumored to have a big tube sock ad coming out.
You know French?
Sure do ... my Mom's from Canada
Guess who just signed up for a tutor?
You mean I'd get a chance to talk to her?
You could consecrate with her, my friend.
Yeah, just a minor encounter with the shrew.
That's her? Bianca's sister?
The mewling, rampalian wretch herself.
I teach her French, get to know her, dazzle her with charm and she falls in love with me.
Unlikely, but even so, she still can't go out with you. So what's the point?
What about him?
You wanna go out with him?
What makes you think he'll do it?
He seems like he thrives on danger
No kidding. He's a criminal. I heard he lit a state trooper on fire. He just got out of Alcatraz...
They always let felons sit in on Honors Biology?
I'm serious, man, he's whacked. He sold his own liver on the black market so he could buy new speakers.
Forget his reputation. Do you think we've got a plan or not?
Did she actually say she'd go out with you?
That's what I just said
You know, if you do go out with Bianca, you'd be set. You'd outrank everyone. Strictly Alist. With me by your side.
I thought you hated those people.
Hey I've gotta have a few clients when I get to Wall Street.
You got him involved?
Like we had a choice? Besides when you let the enemy think he's orchestrating the battle, you're in a position of power. We let him pretend he's calling the shots, and while he's busy setting up the plan, you have time to woo Bianca.
This is it. A golden opportunity. Patrick can ask Katarina to the party.
In that case, we'll need to make it a schoolwide blow out.
Will Bogey get bent?
Are you kidding? He'll piss himself with joy. He's the ultimate kiss ass.
Number one. She hates smokers

I just upped my price

What?

A hundred bucks a date.

Forget it.

Forget her sister, then.

It's about time.

A deal's a deal.

How'd you do it?

Do what?

Get her to act like a human

I don't know, Dorsey. ..the limo.the flowers. Another hundred for the tux

Enough with the Barbie n' Ken shit. I know.

The vintage look is over, Kat. Haven't you been reading your Sassy?

Yeah, and I noticed the only part of you featured in your big Kmart spread was your elbow. Tough break.

They're running the rest of me next month.

Hey do you mind?

Not at all

Where ya goin?

Away.

Your sister here?

Leave my sister alone.

And why would I do that?

And he means that strictly in a non prisonmovie type of way.

Yeah we'll see.

What've you got for me?

I've retrieved certain pieces of information on Miss Katarina Stratford I think you'll find helpful.

Okay Likes: Thai food, feminist prose, and "angry, stinky girl music of the indierock persuasion".

So what does that give me? I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and sit around listening to chicks who can't play their instruments?

Gigglepuss is playing there tomorrow night.

Don't make me do it, man

Cameron, I'm a little busy

It's off. The whole thing.

What 're you talking about?

She's partial to Joey, not me

Cameron do you like the girl?

Sure

Then, go get her

What'd you do to her?

I don ' t know. I decided not to nail her when she was too drunk to remember it.

She hates you with the fire of a thousand suns . That's a direct quote

She just needs time to cool off I'll give it a day.

You makin' any headway?

She kissed me.

Where?

What's the worst?

You get the girl.

You the new guy?

So they tell me...

C'mon. I'm supposed to give you the tour.

So which Dakota you from?

North, actually. How'd you ?

I was kidding. People actually live there?

Yeah. A couple. We're outnumbered by the cows, though.

How many people were in your old school?

Thirtytwo.

Get out!

How many people go here?

Couple thousand. Most of them evil

That I'm used to.

Yeah, but these guys have never seen a horse. They just jack off to Clint Eastwood.

That girl I

You burn, you pine, you perish?

Who is she?

Bianca Stratford. Sophomore. Don't even think about it

Why not?

I could start with your haircut, but it doesn't matter. She's not allowed to date until her older sister does. And that's an impossibility.

Why do girls like that always like guys like that?

Because they're bred to. Their mothers liked guys like that, and their grandmothers before them. Their gene pool is rarely diluted.

He always have that shiteating grin?

Joey Dorsey? Permashitgrin. I wish I could say he's a moron, but he's number twelve in the class. And a model. Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumored to have a big tube sock ad coming out.

You know French?

Sure do ... my Mom's from Canada

Guess who just signed up for a tutor?

You mean I'd get a chance to talk to her?

You could consecrate with her, my friend.

Yeah, just a minor encounter with the shrew.

That's her? Bianca's sister?

The mewling, rampalian wretch herself.

I teach her French, get to know her, dazzle her with charm and she falls in love with me.

Unlikely, but even so, she still can't go out with you. So what's the point?

What about him?

You wanna go out with him?

What makes you think he'll do it?

He seems like he thrives on danger

No kidding. He's a criminal. I heard he lit a state trooper on fire. He just got out of Alcatraz...

They always let felons sit in on Honors Biology?

I'm serious, man, he's whacked. He sold his own liver on the black market so he could buy new speakers.

Forget his reputation. Do you think we've got a plan or not?

Did she actually say she'd go out with you?

That's what I just said

You know, if you do go out with Bianca, you'd be set. You'd outrank everyone. Strictly Alist. With me by your side.

I thought you hated those people.

Hey I've gotta have a few clients when I get to Wall Street.

You got him involved?

Like we had a choice? Besides when you let the enemy think he's orchestrating the battle, you're in a position of power. We let him pretend he's calling the shots, and while he's busy setting up the plan, you have time to woo Bianca.

This is it. A golden opportunity. Patrick can ask Katarina to the party.

In that case, we'll need to make it a schoolwide blow out.

Will Bogey get bent?

Are you kidding? He'll piss himself with joy. He's the ultimate kiss ass.

Number one. She hates smokers