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I'm a total noob. I've been watching this sub for a week and I might be too retarded to understand yet. But can you elaborate on what you did? Opened an option call on Spy and sold it for a 30% profit. That's all I can gather so far. I probably shouldn't know this crap because it will get me in trouble, but I am genuinely curious, if you were speaking to a complete retard, how and what you did. All these dates and strike prices are still confusing to me. If you could give me a run down I would love it. I'm trying... I really am, but I think I'm at the point where I have to ask.
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So if I put in a call for $1 and it's $.50 later I can just cancel the agreement? Or do I have to buy for $1. How does that work. I feel like if there is no penalty I would just buy a bunch of calls and work it if it's $2 and ???? If it's .50
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“The users in WSB are truly unsophisticated.” So damn true. The discord is even worse.
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This is so true the discord is like a database of bad information
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So many folks on there, albeit I don’t know how many of them carried it out, we’re talking about AMD calls with a strike of 30-35 prior to ER and then following ER when the stock price was about 17.87. I don’t understand that level of dumbassary.
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I'm going to be rethinking my strategy. Going back to my roots. Back to the drawing board. Just gotta tell myself it'll all be okay. I'm fucked lol
## Speaker_1: ##
... you’re far from alone right now.
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All in on Su Bae. This shit is on clearance.
You pussies know there are cycles to the market. The ending of this downward trend is during Q3 earnings time which the majority start occurring in a week or two
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I bought way too early before earnings. Regretting it but I know su bae will come back.
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I said the same thing about MU not long ago.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Ban poor people posts
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I'm 18 and in college srry I don't have $150k in a Fedility account.
## Speaker_0: ##
Then dont post your shitty portfolio
## Speaker_1: ##
So sorry I offended you. Let's work together to make WSB a safe place for all investors, even faggots like you.
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Ban 21 and under
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Coolguy, you're trying too hard, sit down.
## Speaker_0: ##
No your just a dirty 18 year old dummy.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I love how you replied to my comment not once but twice, both implying I was the OP and both really salty. I vote you should be a mod.
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How much longer until he beats Rockefeller?
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If you measure it in relative wealth (lets say net worth to GDP or total marketcap) probably never.
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Just Rockefeller's wealth adjusted for inflation and buying power.
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I think % of GDP is more impressive, personally. There's a lot more wealth to go around than there was 100 years ago.
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Actually, check this out. At his peak, Rockefeller's wealth would have been equal to 400B today, which was equal to 1.5% of America's GDP at the time. What confuses me is that when I plug that 1.5% into America's GDP today I get 270B. That figure should be much much higher because of American's GDP growth since that time. Not sure what I did wrong in my calculations/research.
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Nothing. This just shows that inflation is faster than GDP growth.
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AAPL is going down, I'd bet the last few 100k from my 2.5mil inheritance that it does.
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Then do it and post proof fag
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https://imgur.com/a/WhKblxw
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I'm drunk but this appears to be for the wrong year
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I cant imagine them kicking out Musk. That's be the number 1 anime betrayal in the top 10
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I mean doesn't he have controlling vote? If not by himself then through his brother, cousin, other musk dick suckers etc.
Even the 'independent' board members are iffy.
Musk isn't going anywhere in the near future.
## Speaker_0: ##
Then what happened to Steve Jobs? He got kicked out at one moment
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Jobs didn't really have enough stock and other allies got disillusioned over time. Can happen to Musk but there is no other power center at Tesla like Sculley at apple.
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Not to mention he was a literal shit that thrived on being an asshole.
I love his story, but jobs 16-30 was not a nice person. And by nice person I don't mean he hit 31 and magically stopped being a dick, rather he just started being more subtle about it.
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Jobs also died because he refused to get the proper treatment for his cancer. I think that sort of embodies just how big of an arrogant asshole he could be.
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He believed acupuncture sessions, drinking special fruit juices, visiting "spiritualists" and using other treatments he found on the internet would cure his cancer, so he avoided any sort of clinical treatment until 9 months AFTER he was diagnosed. It astounds me that someone so brilliant can be so fucking stupid at the same time.
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## Speaker_0: ##
What took you out?
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Mistimed puts. FDs. If I bought long puts I would’ve been rich, but I wanted to get rich quick...
Got GE puts that expired the week before they started tanking. Got TLRY puts that expired before they started tanking. Got SNAP puts before they tanked.
I was bearish before bearish was popular....
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Next time you should wait for it to start tanking and just hop on for the ride
## Speaker_1: ##
You know those drops that happen before a dead cat bounce. That’s where I bought and they expire at the peak of the bounce...
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Ah well you were on the right track, save up and start over. Your first few big losses should teach you some shit for the future
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So I should yolo on the peak of the deadcat bounce! Gotchu.
## Speaker_2: ##
Or buy puts 2-3 weeks out when you yolo?
## Speaker_1: ##
I typically by 2 weeks out. If I did a month out for each of my options I would’ve been very well off. Can’t time the market.
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Yeah bro you totally can. Just do what you normally do but the complete opposite.
Make sure you tip me some of that yacht.
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G F Y ?
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I don't know what that means
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It means get the fuck out of this sub Faggot
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Nothing wrong with being gay
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It's fine if you're gay just don't be a faggot about it
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A BILLIONAIRE DOING PETTY SHIT ON THE INTERNET.
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I mean I’m pretty sure that’s a proven strategy to become POTUS so can’t blame him lol
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Not a billionaire, need that tax return to prove otherwise
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The fact people think tax returns would show someone as a 'billionaire' in net worth is prima facie retarded.
## Walls1337bot: ##
your net worth is stated right next to line 4DZ on your 1040.
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Uh, u/jonesrr2 IS correct, my post was mostly being facetious. Net worth is impossible to determine on any tax return doc, so I'm really interested in what 1040 "4dz" refers to.
The media can do simple math for people like Jeff Bezos who have a known stake in their company, and the company has a known trading price.. but Bezos could have multi billion dollar debts with the Russians. I don't think Bezos does, but Drumpf could be in a different boat.
Making multi-millions every year is great.. owning assets in the multi millions or billions is great, but if underneath it all lies multiple liens, your net worth is significantly lower, possibly negative.
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>so I'm really interested in what 1040 "4dz" refers to.
4 DEEZ NUTS
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## Speaker_0: ##
I've literally never had this problem. How much do you have in this account?
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7k
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Get up to 25K and your problems are literally gone. Robinhood is fine; you're the one that blows donkey dick tbh
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I can lose 7k and not hang myself.
25k gone, now that would really suck.
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Don't lose it bro
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Are you fucking kidding me. -___-
After all the times we've discussed every reason *not* to go into bio, you fucking not only go in bio, but you try to call options on them.
Dude, I can't with you. You gotta learn somehow, I guess. But damn. What a waste. Put that $600 in a blue chip and just forget about it. Check back in a year and maybe, if you've learned your lesson, you can play the market again. I am disappoint.
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why not bio? i recently got into bio and its going well for now. am i missing something
## Speaker_1: ##
Mostly because the industry and the stocks within the industry are highly volatile and unpredictable... Typically, biotech is synonymous with penny stock. Everything is dependent upon phase results during testing trials, and there's absolutely no way to accurately predict those phase results. Biotech is also usually subjected to pumping and dumping by larger groups, which is rarely a good time for those not involved in the pump or dump.
Unless you're sitting pretty in a stable biotech company with balance sheets that properly reflect the stock's price (and its fluctuations), it's best to either stay away, or keep it on a short leash (i.e., stop limits and day trades).
Edit: forgot to add the best part about phase results-- many companies don't release the results on the day they say they will, and almost always will announce the results after the market closes. So unless you've got AH/PM access, you're usually fucked. See: MAST, NVAX (just the recent ones).
## Speaker_3: ##
Shrkeli said he pretty much only does options and pretty much only on bio.
But then he owns a pharma so
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Ever wonder why Shkreli is god? People follow his tips. He can manipulate stocks, especially the cheap ones. Didn't he tell everyone to go into NVAX once? Then everyone went into NVAX, the price went up, he sold, and then it plummeted when ph3 were released (failed) and everyone lost like ~70%?
Unless you are Shkreli himself, and if you are lmk so I can S that D, I probably wouldn't try to relate to his trading techniques or stock tips.
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For someone ootl , fill me in?
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Moron was trying to get a credit card and use it to buy stocks because he thought he could guarantee 20% returns to pay off the debt.
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Thanks. Guy sounds like a solid investor. Damn what a player. He must have made it so big witj his scheme hes way too big fr WSB now
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He made so much karma points he went over the line of austist to geniu$.
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WSB needs to allow leverage for karma. 100x downvote or upvote leverage.
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The desktop client also freezes constantly, there's no way to scale it for high-density displays (i.e. all the text is tiny), and there's no mobile app (yet).
The lack of mobile app means I'm tied to my computer, which would be fine if my full-time job was to trade. But it's not, and if one of my positions makes a big movement while I'm in the car or at a lunch appointment, well, ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Seems like a rushed beta version, unfortunately. I'm going to put my money back into Fidelity until they've got their shit sorted.
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Mobile is our main resource hog at this time. Hence long fix times for things. We are growing.
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I didn't need a response or excuse, but since you offered one: I don't understand. How is there a "fix time" for something which does not yet exist? Or are you saying that you're focusing so much on mobile that you don't have time/resources to fix the desktop client?
As for the fact that tastyworks is growing: as a retail investor/consumer/trader, I couldn't give a fuck less. The only thing I give a shit about is whether or not your product is complete (it's not) and offers advantages over the dozens of other options out there. Thus far, your competitive advantages (e.g. charts and commission structure) are moot because I can't even use the fucking thing half the time.
Put out a finished product and I'll give it another shot. I'm not a VC investing in some start-up's shitty beta, so the status of your company's growth means fuck-all to me.
## Speaker_1: ##
Are you seriously writing more than a sentence about a beta/invite release ?
Lulz
You sound like a cuck
The kinda guy that buys me dinner and drinks all night and then gets disappointed I go home with an alpha and not a bitch
## Speaker_2: ##
Are you fucking serious? You run this company and you're spending time on WSB calling people cucks? Staying the fuck away from you, thanks.
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Uh oh
Found the sensitive millennial
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/RsI9t
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You do realise there are literally thousands, if not tens of thousands potential users and customers for your product here right?
I mean, do whatever you want, but don't be surprised if treating customer feedback like this turns people away from paying for your product.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Geez take one little Christmas vacation in Las Vegas and everyone looses their minds!
Seriously guys, I'm fine but thanks for the concern. BGMD cratered the day I started my vacation. I spent the last week not thinking about it at all and had an amazing time doing it. Seriously, the strip on new years eve blows away times square :)
For BGMD, I'm in fail safe mode. I'm divesting (very slowly) 200,000 shares over the course of the month if I see a decent bid. 200,000 (at least) will ride to earnings which we already know will be decent thanks to that recently announced 500k product fee. I may put some more back in shortly before the ER, or I may not. I figure there are enough good stocks to make the money back especially given the fire sale today!
Hope you guys all had an amazing holiday and are going to have a profitable new year :)
## Speaker_0: ##
he ain't ded!
## Walls1337bot: ##
Considering some of the stocks I got at bargain prices today (EIGI @ 10.35, AAPL @ 102, AVXL @ 5.35, NFLX @ 105, even my investment account should be resurrected by the middle of the month :)
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They're only a bargain if they go back up..
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True, true, but so far all are green :)
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Cornered the market on dancing hotdogs, can’t put a price tag on that
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Ah yes. Fuck
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Yes you fucking can, it's called 0, it's zero fucking dollars. Zero.
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Mark it 8, dude.
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Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
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Bears back on the menu boys!
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mash em
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fry em
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put em in a stew
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I get the reference...but it's not funny when you're the only one contributing lol
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Sometimes you just have to take that chance of being homeless
## Speaker_0: ##
I dig it. Positions?
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4700 1.95 ESEA buy/hold till 3.17?
Then I bought in again after selling that at 2.20 in the after market
## Speaker_1: ##
You yolo'd on a shitty pump and dump shipper? Wow nice
You could have at least chosen TOPS
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You feeble minded child
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Worlds longest downhill?
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Must’ve been on I-70 on the way back.
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I've been as far west as KC and as far east as Indy, although mostly in IL and 70 is flat as fuck. Maybe around the Ozarks but even then it's not that bad. Mostly cut into the hills instead following natural slope.
## Speaker_1: ##
Sooooo, you don’t know what the Rockies are?
I’m talking about the Rocky Mountains I-70
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I only ride planes over that. I don't give a fuck about the roads in that shithole part of the country.
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All the states you mention are shit holes too lol
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wait a minute... after all that you essentially only wiped out **one month** of gains? 185k loss and you are up 75% on a three month basis? TIL I am living on a different planet than some people on this sub
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Just think, he would’ve been at 480k make for the year if he didn’t do that last yolo. And there’s still 5months left in the year.
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if he had yolod the opposite way he would be retiring a multi-millionaire at 24
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Having a couple million probably isnt enough to retire on unless you live really frugally.
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We found the dude buying those converted sheds to 1br houses in California for 600k
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Buying / holding Nintendo has been the easiest call of my life. As soon as the uproar for the Switch started I bought some. As soon as I played the system and realized how nice it was to just pick up the system and play on the couch when my wife wants to watch something, I bought more.
Nintendo has started dabbling in the mobile marketplace. They have products at multiple price points that are going to be hot tickets (SNES classic at 89.99, New 2DS @ $149.99, Switch @ 299.99). The hype won't be as loud as it was for the Wii around the holidays, but the system is actually good this time. Granny may not buy it this time around, but with the huge attach rate for indies+quality 1st party products they are sitting even better.
The Switch is poised to be around for a long time. The form is brilliant. Making a Switch 2 is a no-brainer somewhere down the line. And it's not going to fail like the Wii-U. Because the logic is there this time. It's not a gimmick. Seriously, try the system out for a few months. It's not going to collect dust like everyone's Wii did.
Nintendo is NOT a yolo. And it's run up significantly over the past few months. I don't believe there is a lot of growth to be expected in the short term. But this is as solid a company as there is in gaming right now. Their outlook is so easy to predict.
I think the one thing holding them back a bit is that the Switch does eat into their handheld pie a bit. The 3DS era is pretty much finished in a year or so. How that swings profits is hard for me to calculate. But I'm optimistic.
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> And it's not going to fail like the Wii-U.
lol
## Speaker_0: ##
Can you explain what part of that is funny?
## Speaker_1: ##
Because nintendo loves trying to take low powered portables against androids and loses miserably.
I don't get why they won't partner with samsung or someone to make a smartphone gaming device.
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The Switch has already shown crazy sales numbers. It has surpassed the point of possible flop.
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I like to think you are some college kid sitting in a 9am finance class listening to some teacher rambling about how to place your money in mutual funds to gain an amazing 7% a year.
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You are actually correct! hahahahah. Macro economics class from 8:30 to 9:45 is a real pain.
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Who the hell takes Macro econ at 8:30? Bruh go to community college, take that shit at noon or 7pm.
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Why the hell would you switch to a fkn community college?
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I went to a CC. Now look at me. I moderate a subreddit.
:(
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So your saying that Dow will be at over 30,000 for tomorrow?
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W O K E
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Do coke!
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but we broke
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Enough for $ROPE
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Quick, buy calls for the pope
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Uhh dawg that's a nope
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## Speaker_0: ##
Naivety to the point of cringe, wrapped in smug self-righteousness and a core of bitter resentment.
I think the growing wealth inequality is a valid issue but that sub only adds retardation to the conversation.
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True. But they suggest the rich just pass their wealth to the poor. How do you feel about that?
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I'm no socialist, i just see the trend and it concerns me: [http://progresoweekly.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1.jpg](http://progresoweekly.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1.jpg)
Ideally theres a free market response to this, I don't think it's in anyones interest for the trend to continue beyond where it is or else (normal) people are gunna get upset.
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As in the past, if it isn't halted it'll just reach a point where so many people have so little, they'll revolt or similar. There's always a re-balance eventually.
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well from a purely economics perspective people are talking about another housing bubble, only a decade after the last. people arent buying extravagant homes, its just normal people cant afford normal homes anymore. that hurts the basics of economic growth. then you have (typically) right wing people being against education and infrastructure. its the short term profits mentality gone global. it shouldnt be a point for debate that quality, affordable transport links for goods and people, educational opportunities for those that want it and a roof over your head and food on your plate you can afford should be achievable for all.
these are the things that promote economic growth which helps everyone. you can even extend this logic to more "contentious" issues like healthcare, a healthy population works harder.
the problem seems to be in the west that a large portion of 'the elite' would rather be king of the shithole than merely the wealthiest of the wealthy. its not about gains anymore, its about putting distance between "us" and "them".
its frustrating for people like me who thinks that personal responsibility and a framework that allows people to work hard to earn more isnt the opposite of giving a shit about those less fortunate and making sure a rising tide lifts all ships. we know that investing in the greater good makes those at the top even wealthier, but like i said they arent interested in making everyone a little better off, because that makes them only 90x richer than us instead of 100x, even though the absolute gap is still larger.
when the housing bubble bursts again theres gonna be a lot of really fucked off people, and rightly so, and they are gonna suffer all over again while the orange idiots of the world dont even notice. and its gonna make all your faggy Ds expire worthless too, we will all lose in this current model eventually.
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Holy FUCK
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Where the hell is the money gonna come from, they don't have 71B lying around
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Rumor has it the Saudi Sovereign Wealth Fund
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This makes sense TBH... These dudes know they are wrecking the planet and their time is coming if they don't diversify.
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They are heavily investing in green/solar related technologies in house. They have been preparing for the end of oil for time and are not worried about it, they were even pumping up production to crash oil prices
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sources or no dice
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Do you google autist?
https://www.google.com/search?q=tesla+saudi+wealth+fund&source=lnms&tbm=nws&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiJmPGTh9zcAhVCWqwKHeKjBLAQ_AUICigB&biw=1920&bih=944
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I can't tell if this is fake or not, I really can't
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I can tell, by the pixels. Spend more time on the internet, my friend.
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Couldn't like somebody get the HTML and edit it or something.
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Inspect Element, yes
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[Takes like 20 secs at most](https://i.imgur.com/e0er61Z.png)
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/u/Violent_Blue says he can do it in ten, sorry but we’re going to have to give him the contract.
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Buying 500k usd worth of MTCH
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If this doesn't get you laid Idk what will.
## Speaker_0: ##
Dealing with women is not worth it unless one falls onto my lap by herself and leaves after the fact. Would women hit on me if I flashed them my brokerage account from afar?
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The autism is strong with this one.
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A pragmatic approach to life which means means I have more money at mid 20s than 90% of people on this sub will make over their entire working life. Bitches are worthless.
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what a sad existence a pussy free life would be.
let me translate what this guy is saying
"I am literally terrified of women and dont understand how to talk to them or act around them so I try to convince myself Im staying a pussyless fag on purpose"
You're really going to pretend a tinder match and a 2 hour date once a week to get laid would have "taken you away from your studies" so much that you couldnt be just as successful?
I bet you were pretty heartbroken when they banned your favorite sub r/incels
## Speaker_0: ##
> what a sad existence a pussy free life would be.
Dont miss what I never had. Seems to the other way around with you judging by how you get worked up over someone else's life and spend your worthless time trying your pathetic utmost to put me down.
> "I am literally terrified of women and dont understand how to talk to them or act around them so I try to convince myself Im staying a pussyless fag on purpose"
I'm above worrying about people who have little chance to add anything to my life. You sound much more of a faggot worrying about where my dick goes or doesnt go. Dont worry m8 ill slide my clean wiener straight into your inbox
> You're really going to pretend a tinder match and a 2 hour date once a week to get laid would have "taken you away from your studies" so much that you couldnt be just as successful?
Trash, its like you are incapable of reading. There was a time I was interested in female companionship, and this time is not 2018. They didnt like me then, I dont like them now. Putting them in my presence now would be doing them a favor. Vapid westernized cunts are not to my liking.
Perhaps ill go fuck some russians or ukrainins once I really end up with nothing better to do, but this is pretty far down my list. Whether I do or dont should be of very little interest to you.
> I bet you were pretty heartbroken when they banned your favorite sub r/incels
At least you have your r/povertyfinance. Isnt it bed time for you? Your slave overlord will whip you if you clock in late.
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Wow that was a long post for someone who doesn't care what I think.
Isn't that reply cutting into your studies like you claim is the reason for not trying to get laid?
How about all the time you spend posting in r/relationship_advice and r/MGTOW
You seem to have plenty of time for that. Keep pretending you are a pathetic virgin by choice.
## Speaker_0: ##
Some idiotic faggot obsessed with my dick gets intimidated by a reply made of copy and paste. Truly a shining example of success at wsb
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You are pathetic.
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Ban me from this sub if we have another red day on monday , ban the idiots raging against me if its green.
## Speaker_1: ##
You have laid the bet down. I'm going to use the S&P 500 as proxy for the bet, so it has to finish positive or even (you just said red day, not green so you can have even too).
## Speaker_2: ##
Please post update after closing bell tomorrow
## Speaker_0: ##
Give me tendies or give me $ROPE
## Walls1337bot: ##
You’ll get your $ROPE
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## Speaker_0: ##
[Here](http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_58c4a268e4b0d1078ca72c93?ncid=APPLENEWS00001) is the actual story
Edit: WARNING: Article will cause cancer. Apologies to those who already got cancer from reading
## Speaker_1: ##
That article gave me cancer
edit: update - now have full blown AIDS
Also, gold for this? Thanks you silly faggot!
## Speaker_2: ##
This article gave my dog cancer
## Speaker_3: ##
That article gave my cancer, cancer.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Two negatives make a positive.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I know this is a joke, but can we seriously look into doing a WSB version of seeking alpha? It'll be the same autistic trash as this subreddit but dressed up to look like a serious article and we can at least make some ad revenue off it.
## Speaker_1: ##
I was searching domains we could use and some mad man actually bought wallstreetbets.net and made it redirect to this sub
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Alright I grabbed http://www.WSBJournal.com and threw a fucking wix site on it
PM me if you wanna be part of my elite editorial staff
## Walls1337bot: ##
I like this, wallstreet.bet is available, but costs $300/yr *whew*
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah that's more than I have in my Robinhood account
## Walls1337bot: ##
*whew* it's the fact that's is the per year cost, it's about 10x more than what I'm willing to pay for spicy memes, if we crowdfunded it though, then I'm game
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## Speaker_0: ##
1) Enter casino
2) purchase chips
3) bet on a hand of blackjack
4) learn how to play blackjack
## Speaker_1: ##
You laugh but I don’t think there *is* another way to play craps.
## Speaker_2: ##
Yup. You basically play the pass line and then slowly move into the other bets as your understanding expands.
## Speaker_3: ##
- Play the pass line.
- Max your free odds.
- Place 6 or 8.
- Buy 4 or 10.
## Walls1337bot: ##
This is the right answer. And if you truly want to be a degenerate and the table has it, bet heavily on the bonus bets and cover those with horn bets.
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That's because people who actually achieve success typically aren't ardent Socialists. Obviously people can have success and still lean left, but very rarely are they the 'Seize the means of production' types.
## Speaker_1: ##
It’s kinda hard to say capitalism is evil and “oppressive” after you’ve gone from rags to riches in a capitalist society.
## Speaker_2: ##
We also have mechanisms by which anyone who is able to put away any amount of money is able to benefit from the economic growth perpetuated by those "wall street fat cats". Not to say that wall street is without it's problems, but if you have a bank account and an internet connection you can build wealth in a way that was never possible a few hundred years ago. It's an imperfect system and it obviously benefits those born with money, but you can change your situation if you're willing to grind it out.
## Speaker_3: ##
The thing is all system favor those born with power (money typically) and there’s nothing anyone can do about short of separating parents from their kids. What we have a is damn close to fair society.
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Any system that allows inheritance is "unfair"
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Inheritance is just someone choosing where their own money goes to after they die, are they not in their own right to do that?
## Walls1337bot: ##
They are in their right. But then their children starts life 100 miles ahead of everyone else. Compound that over several generations and that's why the 1% controls 60% of all wealth
## Speaker_4: ##
The 1% controls all that wealth because of the exponential capital gains they receive from saving or investing their money, very little of it actually has to do with inheritance, a look at the richest billionaires in America will show you that there are very few up there who are there because of any sort of inheritance, a notable exception being the Walton family of course.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Breh, if you inherit money at birth that grows for your entire life.
If I inherit $10m at birth, I can just set aside $2.5m and live off $100k of capital gains bro at 4% withdraw rate. The rest of the money can just grow. I literally don't have to do anything in life. That's why inheritance is so powerful - because of compounding interest
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's called wallstreetBETS. It's speculation leaning towards gambling.
## Speaker_1: ##
I thought this was just a meme sub
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Wait it's not?!
## Speaker_2: ##
Legit my reaction. I come from popular and as I use relay I never actually saw the goddamned sidebar.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah idk what's going on any more. I know some people actually gamble on stocks, but I thought it was just a giant inside joke. I didn't realize anyone actually came to this subreddit for real financial advice.
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's because you stopped giving him blowjobs 5 years ago and now he forever hates you for it
## Speaker_1: ##
>projecting this hard
## Speaker_0: ##
Im not married yet so I probably have about 6 months of blowjobs left
## Speaker_2: ##
Marraige is the worst financial decision a man can make.
## Speaker_0: ##
You might be right, but I want to start a family and I dont believe in having kids without being married. And im not religious. Its about being a responsible human being and not bringing kids into the world unless you believe you can give them the best chance to succeed. Single motherhood is a cancer in our country.
## Speaker_3: ##
Over 50% of marriages end in divorce.
Over 80% of divorces are initiated by the woman.
Divorce courts overwhelmingly favor women when it comes to property ownership, assets, child custody & support, alimony, etc.
To each their own, follow your heart, and all that jazz. But please educate yourself & recognize marriage for what it is & not buy into the myth that popular culture teaches us to think it is.
## Speaker_4: ##
Will be married for 25 years in February. It isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be IF you choose the right mate.
## Walls1337bot: ##
You were married in a different time...before internet/social media/millenials
You don't know how terrible the quality of people are out there right now
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I'm going to be asleep when this posts so for all I know it could be really shitty. But do me a favor if you enjoyed the gif. I'm covering my puts on $GOD and hoping not to go to hell for this gif by asking that - if you enjoyed this post or any of my other ones - consider going to GoFundMe campaign "Tendies for Tots" with a pic of E-Holmes as the logo. All proceeds go to the Philadelphia Ronald McDonald House.
Where I've set up a fundraiser from you fags to the Philly Ronald McDonald House charity. It has a great score from [charity navigator](https://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=search.summary&orgid=8813)
And I've seen first hand the good work they do for kids with illnesses. Do that instead of giving gold or spending it on OTM $IQ calls like Tripp. The money goes straight to the charity's account, I don't touch a single shekel. Give like a dollar or something, stop being a dick today.
Edit: Thank you Bumpybutthole, Jack, and YoBoiStroink, **pez4lyfe**, **PAPA BEZOS** WWOWW $50 Foda keeds. **THX FOR THE MEMES** HOLY SHIT $100 for the chillens!!!, cbreault22 thank you!, **quack quackquack** damn bro nice tendycare package., So Go, **civicmon**, Kendall F., T Par thank you buddy,
We've raised ***$310*** for the kids you righteous fags. I love you all.
## Speaker_0: ##
If my 12.5 AMD puts turn around today I'll donate.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Good man. I won't count on it, but the fact you're willing to donate a percentage of your faggies is beautiful.
## Speaker_1: ##
In my whole life, I have never witnessed such blatant, unabashed faggotry.
Donated.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Thank you. I'll be sure to set up your charity fundraiser when the inevitable happens.
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## Speaker_0: ##
How do I give my money to you
## Speaker_1: ##
I'll meet you in person at a NYC restaurant. You're are paying for the meal though.
## Speaker_2: ##
Let me know if you are in SoCal. In-n-Out burger on me. The secret menu. I need a job in trading of some sort, my f* and passion.
## Speaker_1: ##
Id settle for an in-and-out burger.
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Can I buy that burger on margin?
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## Speaker_0: ##
RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
## Speaker_1: ##
HE ISN'T EVEN AWAKE YET LMAO
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In for a rude awakening
## Speaker_3: ##
I hope if someone is dumb enough to dump 100K in a meme stock merger they were at least smart enough to hedge their position with a few puts.
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Stop putting the word meme in front of everything you dumb faggot.
## Speaker_5: ##
Took a peek at your profile, you're just an all around awful person...
## Walls1337bot: ##
Confirmed
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm with you. It'll open above 13 tomorrow.
## Speaker_1: ##
Lmao why? Did you not see there horrible guidence
## Speaker_2: ##
What part of the guidance was the most horriblest in your opinion?
## Speaker_1: ##
I know I was gambling lol just sore after getting my ass gaped twice in one day. Hahaha amd was a solid beat but like u said ya cyclical and got sold off nasty. Didn’t expect it to top based on last year but it is what it is. Lesson learned I’m done gambling for now withdrawing all my funds hahahahaha
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You sound like an actual retard.
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## Speaker_0: ##
In at 28.50!
## Speaker_1: ##
Lol, maybe you bought my shares when I jumped out.
## Speaker_0: ##
I actually got in at 26.50, got out at 28.17, then got back in at 28.67, and finally cashed out at 24.50.
## Speaker_1: ##
WTF were you thinking?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Heres my October
https://imgur.com/gallery/q0kkQpP
I bottomed out at 4k and now im at 70k, You can turn around just follow the momentum
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm so sorry man. Not sure how you made so much only to lose that much.
## Speaker_0: ##
I started with 8k yolod calls on apple, amd and tilray mostly then went down lol, you win some you lose some
## Walls1337bot: ##
Wait you turned 8000 into 350,000 and you didn’t stop??
## Speaker_2: ##
Why would he? You could say the same thing about him reaching 100k and not stopping or 200k. Or 300k.
We all would've rode that up to 1 mil, spent 20k on a crazy vacation, and put the other 980k back in again until we lost it all.
## Walls1337bot: ##
If you just keep putting your money on red or black at the roulette table and I turn 8 grand ito 350,000 better fucking believe I’m walking away
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## Speaker_0: ##
https://old.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/ctpr1p/update_sister_took_250k_from_mother_with_dementia/
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## Speaker_1: ##
what the fuck?
## Speaker_2: ##
this nigga got murdered
## Speaker_3: ##
they did him dirty like jeffrey epstein
## Walls1337bot: ##
imagine killing someone over just 250k. Some real hillbilly shit going on here.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Safe space subs should not be able to make it to the front page. If I can't respectfully state an opposing opinion, it's just propaganda.
## Speaker_1: ##
Posting with their iphone x
## Speaker_2: ##
Participating in the system doesn't disqualify them from criticizing said system.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah, but that's like being a racist and chastising any potentially racists person everywhere you go. Kinda makes them look like gigantic hypocrites. Or just plain retarded....
## Speaker_2: ##
Maybe, but its not like you can separate yourself from the economic system of the country you live in. And generalizing anyone who speaks against the current economic system to discredit any argument and end any further discussion is equally as retarded/hypocritical.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Are you really saying that it's impossible avoid capitalism? You could not work for a corporation. You could work for a government. You could start your own trade without employees. Then spend the money on locally grown foods, and individually made personal possessions. Don't spend your money on corporate merchandise. Don't spend money on any company that uses employees, unless those employees are all made to be owners (avoiding "wage theft"). You can also go further into socialism by leeching off as much government as you possibly can. No one is saying that they can live 100% communist lives in the West, but they don't need to fund their enemies and live exactly like the people they criticize. Pick a side and stick with it as opposed to trying to enjoy the fruits of capitalism while simultaneously demonizing them.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hang in there.
No pun intended.
## Speaker_1: ##
You get to a point where the Rope fears you
## Speaker_2: ##
I’m taking this
## Speaker_1: ##
I lose everything and then you take my quotes... jk have at it
## Speaker_2: ##
making me laugh on the loser limo. Maybe you can be a comedian after this
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I wouldn’t bet on it.
## Walls1337bot: ##
How can I short this?
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## Walls1337bot: ##
That feature would be great. If used with a stop loss, it can completely automate the buy high sell low strategy.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I can't believe you fucks upvoted this comment. I just checked, not only does this type of order exist, it's also an option in Robinhood. We now look more retarded than the OP.
## Speaker_0: ##
BHSL is a good thing on WSB now?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Nah man, it's just that I'm sure everyone upvoted on the basis that you can't put in an order that does that.
## Speaker_1: ##
You don't realize what happened here?
* The OP joke is that RH people don't know about limit orders.
* Your comment looks like a joke about buy high sell low to anyone who knows about limit order
* You then find out about limit orders and accuse everyone who upvoted you of being "more retarded than OP"
>mfw OPs joke and **your own fucking joke** went over your head and you're calling people retards
## Walls1337bot: ##
This is exactly what happened. Do I get some sort of award for that?
## Speaker_1: ##
[sure why not](https://i.gyazo.com/a5cfc2d500ebe2953764ec4a2eaba722.png)
## Walls1337bot: ##
great
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## Speaker_0: ##
i'd be curious to see what she looks like without clothes. Your skin loses its elasticity at that point so she's most likely packing a lot - (that's an understatement) of loose, wrinkly skin that isn't going anywhere - and her nipples are probably somewhere closer to her belly button...
## Speaker_1: ##
Thanks for that horrible visual
## Speaker_0: ##
my pleasure. btw, here's her IG pic in a 2 piece. loose skin very much confirmed....
https://www.instagram.com/p/BoVVamplshC/
Good news! Surgery to remove excess skin is scheduled for October!
## Speaker_2: ##
THankfully surgeons are getting good at the loose skin surgery these days. should not be a huge issue.
## Speaker_3: ##
It seems like a very painful procedure. Probably worth it. But boy it must hurt like a motherfucker.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Depending on your insurance situation the most painful part might be the price tag.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Post of the year
## Speaker_1: ##
Omg, you guys are so fucking elitist, did you never have to learn anything? You just magically know it? That's why I'm asking, because it's confusing.
## Speaker_2: ##
You're in the wrong sub. You might want to try r/investing, r/stocks, or r/holdthemoan.
## Speaker_3: ##
I'm in class. What's the last one?
## Walls1337bot: ##
just open it
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## Speaker_0: ##
Know the room.
Study says buying an index is fucking boring.
Dude do you live in Morocco? Get the fuck out of here
## Speaker_1: ##
Why Morocco?
## Speaker_2: ##
Why not?
## Speaker_1: ##
Last week I read about a Moroccan drug dealer and he was investing in land and real estate
## Speaker_3: ##
Should invest in banana stands. Always money in those
## Walls1337bot: ##
Always
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## Speaker_0: ##
to not post screen shots of robinhood
## Speaker_1: ##
Not sure I'm privy to this one. Oh do you mean they roast your ass for being a RH fag?
## Speaker_2: ##
yes. robinhood is for the kids who want to trade with the 1000 dollars they have been saving up their entire life. real men use real platforms
## Speaker_3: ##
Real men aren't pathetic by making fun of college kids who want to learn about investing but don't have enough money to invest in order to justify trading fees. Go fuck yourself
## Walls1337bot: ##
Exactly. I only roast RH users I see posting 25k+ balances, because fuck them. They need a real platform. Robin Hood is perfect for the college kids
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## Speaker_0: ##
Sears has been nonstop diarrhea this week already I'd be careful about betting on more drops. Look what it did after it's recent drop to 8ish
## Walls1337bot: ##
I am sorry, but why would you be careful about this? Just buy up puts.
## Speaker_1: ##
What are up puts?
## Walls1337bot: ##
just buy puts you fuck
## Speaker_1: ##
Fuckable puts? That's even more absurd then an up put....
What goddamn brokerage are you using??
## Walls1337bot: ##
the one that lets you fuck puts instead of puts fucking you.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why does this matter though? Don't people crash in cars every day? Am I stupid for thinking this will hardly touch it?
## Speaker_1: ##
Because Tesla vehicles, and specifically this model, are inherently more dangerous than a non-luxury, non-electric vaehicle in this exact scenario. Any car can catch fire, any door can jam, but when you rely this heavily on electrical components to open doors you're bound to have an issue in an emergency. Go on YouTube and look up some first responder training for Tesla vehicles; it looks like they did the absolute minimum in terms of releases/cutoff switches etc.
Idgaf what happens with Tesla, but there's a reason this is slightly different from just another crash. A car should not turn into a coffin when power is lost.
## Speaker_2: ##
Aren't there no door handles or some shit? Sounds like classic Musk. Safety be damned, shits gotta look cool.
## Walls1337bot: ##
who gives a FUCK if you can't escape this car barring it catches on fire...you're mad trendy and eco conscious!
## Speaker_2: ##
(just don't look at the ecological consequences of battery production) REEEEEEEEEEE
## Walls1337bot: ##
i always find it funny when i talk to my \(stupid and smelly\) hipster friends and they're like.."electricity can just run everything" but they don't realize a large portion or electricity is generated through...you guessed..CLEAN ASS COAL
## Speaker_3: ##
Not sure if you're joking but using coal-fired electricity from a power plant to charge an EV is still more efficient and better for the environment than using an ICE.
https://electrek.co/2017/11/01/electric-cars-dirty-electricicty-coal-emission-cleaner-study/
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but coal fired power plants are used for much more than that.
## Walls1337bot: ##
and yes, those cars have better emissions lol..that should be obvious
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## Speaker_0: ##
How'd you end up with a mil?
Edit: Just a reminder that America is a meritocracy
## Speaker_1: ##
One of his earlier posts says he got a small loan of 300k from his parents.
## Speaker_2: ##
300k to 1M... that's still insane, but if someone's parents give them a loan of 300k means they're millionaires which makes this much less impressive.
## Speaker_3: ##
you guys don't want $100 plays and you dont want $1,000,000 plays
Make up ya damn minds
## Speaker_2: ##
LMAO , that is a valid point. It's not that i don't want 1 million dollar plays. I love seeing them i just lose all respect for the 1 Million play when its inheritance money.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I wanna see the "if this goes wrong I have to suck dick to pay my electric bill" kind of YOLOs, don't care if that's $100 for one dude or $1mil for another lol
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## Speaker_0: ##
I looked at the faqs, limit two mags per person.
But I wonder if stripped lower receivers count? The are legally considered a firearm and dirt cheap.
## Speaker_1: ##
PSA was doing a deal where you got 5 stripped lowers and ammo for like $200. With a $50FFL you’d get free ammo and a few hundred profit
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Would it count as full auto if you break out the drill?
## Speaker_2: ##
The GayTF wants to know your location
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hip deep in its mom
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## Speaker_0: ##
Sadly, getting rid of money during/prior to a divorce is considered dispersal of marital assets. Depends on how much of a bitch your SO is, they will search and discover the money transfers.
## Speaker_1: ##
Have a trusted friend hold/invest the money for you. Then go rack up 100,000 in debt. Divorce results in division of assets and debts.
## Speaker_2: ##
> Divorce results in division of assets and debts.
lol is this true? if so then OP's next steps are as follows
- open a brokerage account
- find a small cap biotech with upcoming trial
- short it with as much leverage as the brokerage will give you
- either you win and your 50k became 500k (or more!!), or you go millions in debt but at least you get to share it :D
## Speaker_3: ##
I apologize but I accidentally reported your comment. Yes, that required multiple clicks. I blame my phone but it might be the autism.
Anyways, that's one way to get his wife to commit suicide.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Fukkin snitch
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## Speaker_0: ##
Fucking hilarious that that news didn’t come out until after close. There’s people way above our pay grade making millions off of this information
## Speaker_1: ##
What..news?
## Speaker_2: ##
Trump says he expects to go ahead with the tariffs
## Speaker_3: ##
So...maybe I’m missing something. This wasn’t what he’s been saying the past 6 months?
## Walls1337bot: ##
/r/goldfish or /r/wsb
Find out tomorrow
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Congratulations guys! Well done.
## Speaker_0: ##
Thanks dude.
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You guys earned it.
## Speaker_1: ##
did they?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Do any of us?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Bloomberg gave a pretty wide estimate today when they were talking about it. 4b -40b. Wonder where it'll end up. I don't plan to have any position since I think it's just going to Twitter and eventually fade out of vogue.
## Speaker_1: ##
There was still money to be made in twtr after the ipo
## Speaker_2: ##
why do all you dumbass gen y investors think Snapchat is TWTR
## Speaker_3: ##
Comparing TWTR to Snap is dumb as fuck. It's so much easier for Snap to monetize and media companies are already ingrained in to the functionality. You can really waste a lot of time on Snapchat whereas TWTR is only good fast breaking news. I haven't used TWTR in years and don't know anyone that does. Most of my friends use Snapchat every day. Millennial checking in BTW.
## Speaker_4: ##
im 32 years old... i downloaded snapchat. I am extremely tech savy, and do a lot of marketing, and IT work. I can't find a use for snapchat. Maybe its my age range, but im a male with money and a nice demographic. I just don't see the potential with it.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Its for sending dick pics to underage girls, get with the times dude.
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## Speaker_0: ##
How is this not a violation of SEC rules, tweeting forward guidance?
Shouldn't this be filed with SEC first? SEC might as well bend down and blow Elon while he fucks them by violating all the rules.
## Speaker_1: ##
Lol, if releasing info publicly was illegal before filing, CEOs literally would not be able to get interviewed.
## Speaker_0: ##
CEOs don’t talk about unknown forward guidances in interviews, maybe you should watch more public CEO interviews
## Speaker_2: ##
How is this forward guidance? Forward means "in the future," or "hasn't happened yet but we think it will."
## Speaker_0: ##
It’s material information which will affect stock price
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## Speaker_0: ##
Love arguing with retarded investors, all car companies file with SEC first but that’s ok SEC doesn’t seem to care anyway if Ewon tweets them out because rules don’t matter to some companies
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Seriously, aren't you embarrassed to be **so** wrong about this? Why don't you just inform yourself.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I love that so many people are still selling stock. Did they buy stocks with their rent money and need to salvage it or some shit? Turn off the computer and come back later, you'll be fine.
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But also RIP call holders.
## Speaker_0: ##
Maybe they are planning to retire in a few years and need to de-risk while there are still buyers before the liquidity crisis hits
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I mean, first of all that massive dip was not caused by a bunch of 59-63 year olds.
Second, assuming you're correct and there is a liquidity crisis/recession that would affect their retirement planning (big assumptions), today/this moment still wouldn't be the best time to sell. It would be a costly panic button move.
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How do you know? You can see the future? Please let me know what calls to buy then.
It's also people who are rotating into bonds because they will likely outperform the stock market until the fed reverses course.
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The only prediction I made was the very bold claim that today at 3:30pm ET was not the best time to sell, even if you are retiring between now and 2021.
​
Ima gohead and stand by that one.
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>kindly
Scammer is an Indian dude 100%
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Is kindly Indian?
## Speaker_2: ##
As someone who works with Indians on a daily basis, yes. There are certain phrases they use that are common in their email language, and whenever they request some documentation from me, they always include the 'kindly' beforehand.
## Speaker_3: ##
Kindly send Bob.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Bob died last week. I'm sorry for you to hear this way. Kindly send me your home address and SSN and I will send you the funeral details.
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## Speaker_0: ##
As a frenchie from Montreal i'm pretty sure i got cancer from watching that stream
I understand if you have to quarantine us, that was one hell of a concentrated dose of autism, he was basically a bioweapon
## Speaker_1: ##
What stream? I'm lost.
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Tldr is canadian guy says he got 2.5 million inheritance.
blew all but 250k on Wall Street bets and other shit.
Says he will Yolo 250k on AAPL dropping a fuck ton. Streams today which is AAPL Q1 release day and accidentally showed his account ID which is demo account(Fake money).
It was fake all along.
## Speaker_1: ##
Thanks, reddit really needs to learn that 99/100 times you will get bamboozled.
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yeah but that one time though you have to call the police because it looks like legitimate suicide
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no
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care to elaborate on why?
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no
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no
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no
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no
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Wallstreetbets is one of the best communities on reddit. We’ve got people with $200 accounts, we’ve got people with $1mm accounts, we’ve even got faggots with $0 accounts. We diverse as fuck, equal opportunity subreddit with something for any level of wealth. We openly welcome people with disabilities into our midst, and show them that they can be successful and overcome their disabilities by making them rich. We’ve got one of the most LGBTQ ��️�� friendly subs out there, with the highest density of faggots of any sub that isn’t an actual sub focused on sexual orientation. We’re clearly open minded. We don’t censor speech, and we teach people when they are wrong. We encourage active discussion of people with disagreements so we can help people to grow (their accounts). We’ve got tons of real heroes that sort by new, that are eager to help curate content to the rest of us. Our memes are relevant to current events, and evolve further as memes evolve. WSB HAS THE BEST MEMES. And look around at WSBs rivals, r/investing: enjoy trading index funds ya cucks. No imagination at all over there. r/Robinhood ? Don’t know how to use google, and aren’t self starters, just looking for handouts and hope to someday be on our level. WSB frequently makes news in the real world, with our homies being known for our ballsy YOLOs, and for meme stocks that we built from the ground up. And last but certainly not least, we’ve got Martin Motherfucking Shkreli on our side. We know the real truth of Shkreli and his wisdom, and we comfort each other in this time of darkness without Shkreli, but our lord and savior will rise again, and he will bring us the tendies when he returns.
Bless WSB, and Bless the faggots.
Edit: it’s been pointed out that I was ignorant enough to forget about our homies in the red, the true wallstreetbetters that lost gainz for our community. They are the salt of the earth.
## Speaker_0: ##
257,949x sub $10k accounts
3x $1m+ accounts
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Mine is only sub $10K because of XIV... give me time homie
## Speaker_1: ##
Xiv has had a 300% return. It can still come back
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XIV is so delisted that Robinhood finally took it off my watch list.... ��
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"Looks like Winnie the Pooh", oh man I knew Xi looked familiar
## Speaker_1: ##
You've never seen this before?
https://ep01.epimg.net/cultura/imagenes/2017/07/17/actualidad/1500277856_223632_1500278079_noticia_normal.jpg
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This image is banned in China :D
## Speaker_3: ##
What do you mean banned? You get arrested or something if you have/share this pic?
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They take away your math homework for a week as punishment
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## Speaker_0: ##
then it goes up 10% next week
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That's when you buy.
## Speaker_0: ##
and the cycle of faggotry continues
## Speaker_2: ##
New cycle new gains
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>New cycle new pains
FTFY
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What is ftfy?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Ah, the President out for a stroll.
## Speaker_1: ##
I would love to see a Trump Dynasty but only if all the others don’t rule besides Baron or whatever his name is
He seems ok
## Speaker_0: ##
Barron is the President currently, he is the mastermind behind the campaign and White House.
## Speaker_2: ##
Haven't you heard of "Baron Trump's Marvelous underground Journey"? A book wrote in 1890 about "Baron Trump" traveling to the future to stop a rigged election with the help of his mentor "Don".
## Walls1337bot: ##
Trump = John Titor
...look into it.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Some say Buffet was an asshole for giving his son a shitload of money but no knowledge on how to manage it. Buffet was notorious for neglecting his kids to work instead
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"Neglecting"
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If getting $90,000 from your dad at 19 is being neglected, sign me up pls Warren senpai. I’ll fellate you weekly you wrinkly old sack of dong juice
Also Dad pls come home
## Walls1337bot: ##
Well imagine your dad was actually in the house parenting you, compared to buffet who you never see and who only comes home from work to sleep and be angry. Who could have raised you to be the next Warren Buffet. Instead of giving him investing advice from the richest investor in the world, he gives him some stocks and no advice on what to do with them.
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Buffet knew his kid was a cuck this explains why he doesn't want to give him much money . The 90k could of been a test trial to see if his son had the ambition to learn investing and start out , Instead he bought 90k worth of recording equipment and wanted to be a Hollywood star .
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And then he was a Hollywood star who won an emmy.
You decide if your kid is a cuck or not.
Unless you do what buffet did and pay someone else to raise them, which is makes you a quasi cuck.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Someone bought a ton of puts (230 to be specific, the 1000 is from 9am thursday) right before close, right before that asshat downgraded. That is some serious bullshit SEC violation right there.
ROMIT SHAH YOU SCUMBAG
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1000+ puts at $107? "Hedging" my ass
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$10.7 mil? Something smells fishy to me
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How the fuck do we blow this up???
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We have to revive the canadien. He is the only one who can save us now.
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## Speaker_0: ##
The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lacking of apprenticeships, not internships, or the unwillingness of companies to outlay cash and lost productivity to train skilled replacements for their workforce. I'm not talking about breaking into heavily unionized industries like auto or utilities. Rather, I'm speaking about the skilled trades like plumbing, glazing, baking, butchery, heavy machinery, and trucking.
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Or people could just get an accounting degree and never be unemployed ever
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LOL you read my mind, mainly why I went for that. Almost no debt and got a good job right out the gates.
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Yeah, but you'd be an *accountant*. That's one rung below incel/MGTOW on the attractiveness ladder.
Every career has it's downsides.
## Speaker_2: ##
Hey I’ll take the job security and decent pay if it means being low on the attractiveness ladder
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Ain't worth it. Don't be accountingcel. Go into "data science" or "machine learning" or whatever trendy high-tech shit people are going for these days.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Lol I can tell you RAD guys are so fucked because your support group style DDs are getting more and more delusional.
## Speaker_1: ##
RemindMe! 6 months "RemindMe of death"
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Kill yourself, this my town, fucktardbot /u/RemindMeBot.
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Brutal.
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But they upgraded $GLW which is like the MU for special screens and fiber optics... we covered the guts of devices now it’s time to move into the exterior.
## Speaker_1: ##
Now that's funny, I have calls on $GLW.. I might make something out of those finally, bought like 180 day out calls on that. But it never goes anywhere.
## Speaker_2: ##
Hey, GrapeJelly33, just a quick heads-up:
**finaly** is actually spelled **finally**. You can remember it by **two ls**.
Have a nice day!
^^^^The ^^^^parent ^^^^commenter ^^^^can ^^^^reply ^^^^with ^^^^'delete' ^^^^to ^^^^delete ^^^^this ^^^^comment.
## Speaker_3: ##
you can remember it by **not being retarded**
## Walls1337bot: ##
He finaly got the help he needed.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Race riot in DC? What'd I miss?
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Unite the Right rally in DC tonight. Antifa and BLM counter protests planned as well.
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The Unitetheright rally is like 20 people. Ain’t shit gonna happen.
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Angry ass lefties errywhere tho.
## Speaker_3: ##
Will take this over Nazi fucks any day, week, month, or year.
## Speaker_4: ##
Meh if you think the right is a bunch of Nazis you're a part of the problem
## Walls1337bot: ##
Unite the right is mostly Nazis though. "Jews will not replace us", marching with torches, swastikas etc. They're not even hiding it.
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MFW holding AMD since 13.4
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Dude you're not even close to true wsb until you ride AMD from 14$ to 12$ a couple of times with averaging down involved if you're kinky
## Walls1337bot: ##
> averaging ~~down~~ up
## Speaker_1: ##
There's no up with amd.
Only pain and suffering and some more pain.
Also shitposts
## Walls1337bot: ##
i thought getting mod here would be cool and all. all i really do is get flamed by other mods and clean up mu and amd shitposts.
feelsbadman. i thought they would at least mail me a bloomberg
## Speaker_1: ##
It's a dirty dirty job, but someone's gotta do the mod job so I guess...thanks Obama!
Also, how many kilometers of dick did you have to suck to be modded? Asking for a friend
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kilometers? it was more like feet. idk maybe 3 feet of dicks. it was the whole 400 man mod team.
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Ask her if she'll exercise your naked put.
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Mods will you give me a flair if I do?
## Speaker_2: ##
Pics or it didn't happen (and you should be forced to eat a shoe)
## Speaker_1: ##
[She doesn’t get it](http://imgur.com/JihXQFS)
OP fumbles delivery, goes over broker girls head
## Speaker_0: ##
Try this: tell her you'll pay a hefty premium if she'll straddle your uncovered iron condor.
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wait how would a covered iron condor work? Is that a thing?
## Speaker_0: ##
Whether or not you own the underlying for the calls you sell.
More importantly, this chick needs to figure out that OP is trying to give her the raw D
## Speaker_1: ##
Implying I haven’t already... I know this is the internet and people lie but I actually have porked her
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Nobody who uses the word porked has ever had sex.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Everyone wants to be rich and at the same time don’t want other people to be rich. “hE’S nOT rIcH ENoUgH”
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They don't want people to get rich off their tax paid money.
## Speaker_0: ##
Except no one digs into the details of the expense. Let’s just ignore the benefits of a trillion dollar company having it’s headquarters in a city. Surely no tax revenues would be generated from the jobs nor would anyone spend money in the city who works at the company. The media likes to take a very elementrary look at this and focus on someone making a lot of money.
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If the average salary is $125k, that $12.5B will pay for 25k employees for four years. After that, it's all tax money, which will break even in ~25-50 years, depending on how many jobs get automated into oblivion.
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I honestly can’t believe that NY is this desperate to have Amazon HQ.
## Speaker_4: ##
NYC metro is 20 million fucking people. 25k jobs, even paying $125k+, is not going to have a noticeable impact. Yes this is a good thing for the economy over the next 10-20 years but it's not huge. NYC will definitely get back more than $2.5 billion in payroll taxes alone, though.
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Luckily they will completely ignore the 25k influx of Subway riders on what is an already dilapidated and run down Yellow line. What could go wrong? It barley runs on time 3 days a week.
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## Speaker_0: ##
If someone has stock options at Amazon they can afford their mortgage.
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Are they not engineers? Or how does a FANG employee not earn enough for mortgage payments on a 1.5million house? Certainly they don’t make less than I do at a tiny startup?
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Total comp? I make under 200k and my options are worth nothing. But I could afford a mortgage.
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Not in the Bay Area, you can't.
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## Speaker_0: ##
As a lefty I just want to say how much of a loser Clinton is for not being able to beat trump. Like holy shit. Anyone else would’ve easily beaten this guy. Stupid bitch
## Speaker_1: ##
All the Dems had to do was send somebody to the election who wasn't one of the most hated people in america. I'm not even convinced that she had a better chance to win than Bernie did. And no way was that dude getting in
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The polling showed sanders was more favorable vs trump than clinton was.
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Idk if he won the primary I’m sure Fox News would’ve scared enough people into thinking he was a communist
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He is a communist
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I don't think you know what a communist is.
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I dont think you do
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Easiest example to prove you're an ass: he believes in private property. Communists don't believe in private property.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Pray that my Apple Feb calls [go to the moon](http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3631162/i-wanna-go-to-the-moon-o.gif)
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What's the strike..
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$130
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Oh... Oh...
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I'm joking. Isn't one guy's flair here "AAPL to $130 before 1/30 or ban" ?
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Hmm.. wonder who gave him that flair.
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Probably same cunt who gave me mine
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## Speaker_0: ##
I’m genuinely curious if she survived that
EDIT: Apparently that is a dude.
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Shoes came off. He's dead.
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Is this a legit measure
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Yes
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DD in comments
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## Speaker_0: ##
this meme made me realize that i follow all the autistic versions of real people subs.
am i autistic?
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What other autistic subs?
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r/2007scape
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Lol, to be a fly on the wall in the home of one of the adults who obsess over that game...
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You'd just hear a lot of left clicking
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followed by some heavy breathing.
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Followed by the beeps of microwave
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Followed by the frenzied eating of pizza rolls.
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Buy a Tesla with it!
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Not enough after tax unless he is ok with preowned or super base model.
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I'm a day 0 model 3 pre order, and I've already been invited to configure, so it's enough, but I'm waiting for the dual motor model 3.
Also, after today I'm just above break even for the year, so not too much tax yet.
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> 85k in one day
> "just above breakeven for the year"
Damn dude. Can you touch the doll where the bad man hurt you?
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AMD Puts
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## Speaker_0: ##
Saw the shitpost, looked at the poster, and didn't expect it to be coming from you.
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That’s when you know it’s bad
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MU was down a full 1.5%
hey marty what's your leverage rn?
## Speaker_3: ##
I bought a 66 6/15 call for .16 break even 66.16
Sold my soul for Mary's gains
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>Mary's
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Hope he goes to jail lol
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Fuck you
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Oh I'm sorry I didn't know this was *swearers anonymous*
## Speaker_1: ##
You must be new here
## Speaker_0: ##
You must be *rude* here if your first response is to swear at me! ��
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Faggot
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Thanks.. I feel like I just gave you access to my account though.
## Speaker_0: ##
Lol it's just thinkscript, created by TOS developers. That would be literally impossible, they wouldn't want that on their hands. Going to upload a pastebin of it since people seem to understandably nervous about a file.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I already downloaded it. At this point, you can pretty much have my account. No time to load it right meow, but I'll check it out tonight. Good looks.
## Speaker_0: ##
No one is taking your account Skitzo lol :)
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Please?
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## Speaker_0: ##
I think there also needs to be a minimum trade size to use the term YOLO, sick of reading YOLO posts on some shitty RH account with $250.
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A true yolo of $30k is just plain stupid. Unless your account is >$1M. If you're making $30k bets, you better be capping your risk with spreads or something. I don't want to see people losing their shirts around here any more than we already do.
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im here for the blood. am i in the wrong place?
## Speaker_2: ##
You're home now bb.
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i dont use protection
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yahoo for sure would've run Google into the ground if they were in charge. The only dumb thing they did was not sell out in 2008.
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This is why tech companies should hire only top talent. Google, Nvidia, and SpaceX are examples of that. Companies like Raytheon, Snap, and Twitter hire anyone and their products are good but never great.
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I get Snapchat and Twitter, but why Raytheon?
## Speaker_1: ##
They don't have a high hiring bar and it shows. Sure they make good missiles but I wouldn't call them an innovator, at least when it comes to applying software to defense. Their interview process is a fucking joke. Their "super duper hard problem" that "no one gets" was "What is interrupt latency". Like gtfo.
## Speaker_3: ##
It's the same across a lot of the old defense and aerospace companies. When the way you do business is controlled by the government, the entire place turns into the government.
## Speaker_4: ##
I think that is the case, and also just a general lack of qualified engineers out on the job market.
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This can seriously kill a company, because lack of new talent leads to lack of competition internally, which leads to people getting promotions because of length of time of service instead of critical thinking, problem solving, and intrapersonal (soft) skill sets. Suddenly the guy that was on the ground 17 years ago is at the helm, and they always know the best way to steer because they've been here longest. Yawn.
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Down 4k usd rip
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's going to pop after ER and the puts guy will panic sell. The calls guy will think 'haha i'm gucci now strong hands baby we goin to da moon' and then it will tank back to 170 a month from now and ruin him too
## Speaker_1: ##
Have you been a WSB user for 20 years or so? That’s a level of wisdom we don’t see around here.
## Speaker_0: ##
I'm a fast learner when I'm getting railed up the ass
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You’d do well in prison or West Hollywood.
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He shur du hav er purdy mauf boi
## Speaker_1: ##
Omg people don’t understand how amazing this comment is
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Then what are the upvotes for?
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Lube
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## Speaker_0: ##
When is it fraud? Anyone know for sure? I don't have a stake either way I can't stomach the TSLA ride. It's fun watching Musk dance around some very savvy shorts.
I would be bummed to see him get ruined by some securities probe.
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Seems like it is fraud if he doesn’t have funding or isn’t close to having funding to go private. “Funding secured.” can get him in trouble
## Speaker_2: ##
I don't have much confidence in him to think through his tweets ahead of time but I have a real hard time seeing a tweet getting him in trouble. Very curious to see how this plays out
## Speaker_3: ##
Does anyone remember the pedo who was totally going to sue and get Musk in trouble?
No, nobody remembers.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Probably because Elon was totally right and that dude fucks young ladybois in-between daring cave rescues.
## Speaker_4: ##
Is that true? I haven't been paying attention to the Muskcoaster.
## Walls1337bot: ##
That guy definitely dropped off the face of the earth so who actually knows.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Oh yeah like NYC wasn’t a fucking shit hole with the worst people before AMZN
## Speaker_1: ##
lol why is every $$$ location with high $$$ paying jobs (and equally absurd high COL) a shithole to WSB
## Speaker_2: ##
Whats the point of high paying salary, when everything else costs more and taxes are higher?
For the average WSB user, it may be more advantageous to live in a lower tax area.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Or you just like to spend $25 on mozzball soup. Sucker
## Speaker_2: ##
Hey now, just because I am Jewish you think I eat Matzo Ball Soup?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Oh, you are Jewish..$45 mozzball soup
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## Speaker_0: ##
Space mining will be our only future if we wish to keep being rich in metals on Earth. I dont even know of space mining company yet.
## Speaker_1: ##
Do we actually need Silver? Which industries - besides jewelry - need silver?
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What else?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Maybe use Bing to search and find out
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## Speaker_0: ##
Their ticker is going to be listed as $SHIT because the Spotify IPO is a cashout scheme for a company that's best hope is being bought by alphabet
## Speaker_1: ##
So... All in and then wait for the buyout, right?
## Speaker_2: ##
Yes.
Step 1: Buy Spotify stock at face value or a premium.
Step 2: Watch stock drop 60% because Google starts offering free 6 months premium subscription for everyone on Google play music.
Step 3: Spotify starts seeing double digit % loss in paying userbase.
Step 4: Spotify goes aggressive on ads to make money. Pissing off remaining free users.
Step 5: Spotify loses even more users. Earnings drop each quarter.
Step 6: Spotify stock drops some more.
Step 7: Google steps in and buys Spotify for 75% discount from original valuation.
Step 8: Now your stocks sold to Google.
Step 9: You report this on your tax returns for next few years, saving on taxes.
Step 10: Profit?
PS: Hey Google, hit me up if you want to hire me.
## Speaker_3: ##
You get add free YouTube with google play music. That alone makes the subscription worth it. I just found out last week there are adds you can't skip now. It's horrible.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hey, wanna hear a secret Youtube doesnt wnat you to know?
Adblockers work..
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## Speaker_0: ##
Careful bro. MU famously crashed in '58. Now it's over 58 pre-market.
Could happen again.
Edit: No one got my sweet joke about Manchester United (MU) being wiped out in a plane crash in 1958.
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Bro, why are you dressed like a day laborer? Is this who we’re trading investment advice with.
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I’m a union dump truck driver in NYC. Do you know what our pay scale is?? I left a business operations gig for this.
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No.
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$42 an hour, time and a half OT (did 17 last week), 100% paid benefits by my company for top tier, and 100% company funded pension. All I pay is $89 per month for union dues. 4 weeks vacation, 6 sick, 5 personal. Plus I work gigs on the side for cash $30 an hour and I get scrap metal which is tax free. So far this year I pocketed $3200 in scrap.
When you see a trucker, know most those dudes are taking home over $120k a year + side hustle money.
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That’s what most people hear and disregard it. When people see me, they don’t know I have a BS in business management and I walked out of a cushy corporate job. They don’t realize I own a home in NYC, travel the world, and have a nice life. They see what they think they know, but they have it all wrong.
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Odd. You can't find news. I can't seem to escape it:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/politics/articles/2017-04-21/trump-confident-government-to-avoid-shutdown-as-agencies-prepare
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Wtf, both houses and the WH are controlled by the GOP and they might manage to have a budget fight shutdown? That's a bit more cartoonish than usual.
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To be fair...you can't pass a spending bill with that majority. They'll need Dem support.
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They can if it's revenue neutral, they only need Dem support if their bill raises the budget. You would think that wouldn't be a problem for the party of fiscal responsibility, but rumors are the WH is insisting the wall be fully funded and a 10% increase in the military budget, and some Republicans are pushing back against entitlement cuts that will affect their districts, so...
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ORANGE B O Y E does a heckin blameshift
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It’s pretty symbolic: As soon as my daily ritual is prohibited MSFT goes down 2% and I’m down 5k, call me king cuck.
Anyway I put 19k more into calls, let’s see them fly please. Pretty hopeful, saw someone put 1.5 million in Jan 115 C’s.
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You're gonna be rich bro. Nothing holds the beast down.
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Let’s get rich together
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The only way that's happening is if you straight up give me money. Because I sure as fuck ain't doing it alone.
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i've really enjoyed following your descent into pessimism over the past few months on this sub
you used to be so bright and full of hope, it was awful
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i searched 'inverse time option' and didn't find much. Do you care to elaborate or provide me with something I can read.
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I think you could set up a situation in the options market where you are short theta and hedge every other factor to be constant, but in the stock market how would I implement that strategy
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robinhood haha. idk if they have customer support ...
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They're very versed in inverse time options.
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