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Micheal Bateman | Do what ? Get married. Have a wedding. |
Micheal Bateman | No. I can't take the time off work. |
Micheal Bateman | Your father practically owns the company. You can do anything you like, silly. |
Micheal Bateman | - I don't want to talk about it. - I hate that job anyway. |
Micheal Bateman | I don't see why you just don't quit. |
Micheal Bateman | Because I want to fit in. |
Micheal Bateman | Williams party. |
Micheal Bateman | I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, |
Micheal Bateman | since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. |
Micheal Bateman | But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave. |
Micheal Bateman | Patrick, this is my cousin Vanden and her boyfriend Stash. |
Micheal Bateman | They're both artists. The menu's in braille. |
Micheal Bateman | I see you've met everyone. You look awful. |
Micheal Bateman | Okay. Allright. |
Micheal Bateman | I'm fairly certain that... |
Micheal Bateman | Timothy Bryce and Evelyn are having an affair. |
Micheal Bateman | Timothy is the only interesting person I know. |
Micheal Bateman | I'm almost completely indifferent as to whether Evelyn knows... |
Micheal Bateman | I'm having an affair with Courtney Rawlinson, her closest friend. |
Micheal Bateman | Courtney is almost perfect looking. |
Micheal Bateman | She's usually operating on one or more psychiatric drugs. |
Micheal Bateman | Tonight, I believe, it's Xanax. Mmm. Oh. |
Micheal Bateman | More disturbing than her drug use, though, is the fact that she's engaged... |
Micheal Bateman | to Luis Carruthers, the biggest doofus in the business. |
Micheal Bateman | Tell me, Stash. |
Micheal Bateman | Do you think Soho is becoming too... commercial ? |
Micheal Bateman | - Yes. I read that. - Oh, who gives a rat's ass ? |
Micheal Bateman | Hey, that affects us. |
Micheal Bateman | Well, what about the massacres in Sri Lanka, honey ? Doesn't that affect us too ? |
Micheal Bateman | Do you know anything about Sri Lanka ? |
Micheal Bateman | How, like, the Sikhs are killing tons of Israelis over there ? |
Micheal Bateman | Come on, Bryce. |
Micheal Bateman | There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about. |
Micheal Bateman | - Like what ? - Well, we have to end apartheid, for one, |
Micheal Bateman | slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. |
Micheal Bateman | We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless... |
Micheal Bateman | and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, |
Micheal Bateman | while also promoting equal rights for women. |
Micheal Bateman | We have to encourage a return... |
Micheal Bateman | to traditional moral values. |
Micheal Bateman | Most importantly, |
Micheal Bateman | we have to promote general social concern... |
Micheal Bateman | and less materialism in young people. |
Micheal Bateman | Patrick, how thought provoking. |
Micheal Bateman | Hello. |
Micheal Bateman | Hello. |
Micheal Bateman | Bleaching ? Are you trying to say "bleaching" ? |
Micheal Bateman | Oh, my God. Two things. |
Micheal Bateman | One: You can't bleach a Cerruti. Out of the question. |
Micheal Bateman | Two: I can only get these sheets in Santa Fe. |
Micheal Bateman | These are very expensive sheets, and I really need them cleaned. |
Micheal Bateman | Lady, if you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you. |
Micheal Bateman | Now, listen. |
Micheal Bateman | I have a lunch meeting at Hubert's in 20 minutes with Ronald Harrison. |
Micheal Bateman | I need those sheets cleaned by this afternoon. |
Micheal Bateman | Listen, I can't understand you ! This is crazy ! You're a fool. |
Micheal Bateman | I can't cope with this stupid "bitchee" ! |
Micheal Bateman | Understand ? Christ. Patrick ? |
Micheal Bateman | Hi, Patrick. |
Micheal Bateman | I thought that was you. Hello. This is-- |
Micheal Bateman | Isn't it ridiculous, coming all the way up here ? They really are the best. |
Micheal Bateman | Then why can't they get these stains out ? |
Micheal Bateman | I mean, can you talk to these people or something ? I'm not getting anywhere. |
Micheal Bateman | - Oh, what are those ? - Well, it's-- |
Micheal Bateman | - Cranberry juice. Cranapple. - Really ? |
Micheal Bateman | Listen, if you could talk to them, I would really appreciate it. |
Micheal Bateman | I'm really late. I have a lunch appointment at Hubert's in 15 minutes. |
Micheal Bateman | Hubert's ? That moved uptown, right ? Oh, boy. |
Micheal Bateman | Listen, I've gotta go. Thank you, Victoria. |
Micheal Bateman | Maybe we could do lunch one day next week. |
Micheal Bateman | I'm downtown quite often. What about a Saturday ? I'm at work all the time. |
Micheal Bateman | Next Saturday ? Can't, I'm afraid. Sure. |
Micheal Bateman | At a matinee of LesMis. Listen, I really gotta go. |
Micheal Bateman | Oh, Christ. I'll call you. Okay. Do. |
Micheal Bateman | Listen, you're dating Lewis, he's in Arizona. |
Micheal Bateman | You're fucking me, and we haven't made plans. |
Micheal Bateman | What could you possibly be up to tonight ? |
Micheal Bateman | Stop it. I'm-- On a lot of lithium ? |
Micheal Bateman | Waiting for Luis to call me. He said he'd call tonight. |
Micheal Bateman | Pumpkin ? Pumpkin, you're dating an asshole. |
Micheal Bateman | Mm-hmm. Pumpkin, you're dating the biggest dickweed in New York. |
Micheal Bateman | Pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed. |
Micheal Bateman | Patrick, stop calling me pumpkin, okay ? |
Micheal Bateman | I have to go. Courtney ? |
Micheal Bateman | Hmm ? Dinner. |
Micheal Bateman | I can't. I'm thinking Dorsia. |
Micheal Bateman | Dorsia's nice. Wear something fabulous. |
Micheal Bateman | Oh,yeah ! |
Micheal Bateman | Dorsia. |
Micheal Bateman | Um, yes, I know it's a little late, |
Micheal Bateman | but is it possible to reserve a table for two at 8:00 or 8:30, perhaps ? |
Micheal Bateman | ...a facialat Elizabeth Arden, which was really relaxing. |
Micheal Bateman | And then, to the Pottery Barn, |
Micheal Bateman | where I got this little... |
Micheal Bateman | silver muffin dish. Is that Donald Trump's car ? |
Micheal Bateman | God, Patrick. Shut up. |
Micheal Bateman | You know, Courtney, you should take some more lithium or have a Diet Coke. |
Micheal Bateman | Some caffeine might get you out of this slump. |
Micheal Bateman | I just want a child. |
Micheal Bateman | Just two... |