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@someUSER congratulations on you celebrating british kid singers sophia grace's and rosie's 1st anniversary of a visit of your show . how

@some users congratulate you for celebrating British kid singers Sophia Grace's and Rosie's 1st anniversary visit of your show

@LoKarDi_RT uske liye toh bahot kuch karna padega ye pappiyon se kaam nahi chalega #ForTheSakeOfHumanity

@Lokardi_ rat we should a lot more for that, by this evi people nothing will happen #ForTheSakeOfHumanity

@slimswamy yehi to hum semjhane ki koshish kar rahe hain. Log to sab kuch ko issi mein tol dete hain. Context:http://www.opindia.com/2015/02/buzzfeed-editor-tries-to-make-political-tweets-you-wont-believe-what-happened-next/ …

@Slimswami ehi, this is what i'm expecting you to understand, people invest everything in this isnt it.

@DramebaazKudi cake kaha hai ??

@Where is Dramebajakudi where is the cake?

@someUSER i'm in hawaii at the moment . home next friday night . don't want to come home .

@some user Don't want to come home next friday because I am in the Hawai at the moment

Jeet ka jashn aur shubah ki shuruat — eating bread pakoda at Tandon's Cottage Vaishali Damoh https://t.co/ix2dB9b1Iv

the celebration of a victory and the start of the day. eating bread pakoda at tandon's cottage vaishali damoh https://t.co/ix2dB9b1lv

1 sookha puri aur dena bhaiyapic.twitter.com/FvLEv3onxZ

brother could you please give me one more dry puri.Twitter.com/ Favlave 3xx

Matlab tum Karishma nahin Raveena ho? Aur woh jo Karishma thi, woh ab kahan ravana hai? https://twitter.com/The_Karishma/status/499234729262997506?s=03 …

so that means you are karishma but not raveena? and where did the one with name of karishma go? Http: //twitter.com/the_karishma/states/499234729262997506? S = 03…

Sachai ki jeet hogayi *aankho mein aansoo*

truth won, and it lead to my happy tears.

@Vyomnaut sahi me yaar

@Vyomnaut right man

kaun hai ye zaleel insaan?

who is this sad guy?

Haan, uske khidki khuli thi jismein se baburao jhaank raha tha.

Yes, his window was open from which Baburao was peeping.

yaar confess karte ho ya torture . . . itna bada bada confession

Dude why are you trying to torture us by those big big confessions of yours.

@LoKarDi_RT Tujhe sign up kar ke 1000 rs mere account me daalne padenge, tab hi recharge ho payega.

@Locardi_rat you should first sign up and send 1000rs to my account, then and only the recharge is done.

Miss u msd " aadat ho gayi hai aapko captain dekhte hue .. #Dhoni

Miss you MSD "Got used to seeing you captain .. #Dhoni"

note ye application google playstore se download hogi , toh fake toh ho hi nahi sakti " . . .

Note this application will be downloaded from Google Playstore, it cannot be fake.

bas kabhi ghamand nahi kiya.

i did not ever show cased my ego.

Ye bhasha kahan se sikha hai?

Where did you learn this language?

@dhaval241086 sure bhai :)

@ dhaval241086 sure brother :)

@MohitParmarr ye kaun se channel par aur kab aata hai? Batao, zara hum bhi toh dekhe!

@MohitParamar on which channel and when does it appear? Tell me, let's see too!

agar ayesi he baat hai toh peechley 15 saalo se bjp waaley congress ke khilaf apna 'prattyashi' kyu khara kartey thein delhi vidhansabha election mein . . . ?

if it is the case why did the BJP candidates oppose the congress people for past 15 years in delhi legislative assembly elections.

@YouDontKnowWho_ kya hogaya aisa?

@Yodontaknowhow_What happened?

unhone pehle pic ni dkhi ti kya tmhari jo milne k baad hi ignore kia tmhe . . . ?

didnt he saw your pic before meeting then why did he ignore you.

mai to itne games me b bas ninja turtles , street fighter , car race and mario khel kar khush tha baki games par dhyan dene ka tym kiske pas tha :-d

I was happy to play Ninja Turtles, Street Fighter, Car Race and Mario among all other games, and not at all interested in remaining games: -D

@GhantaGuy is rishtewaad se azaadi

@Gantagay freedom from relations

Bahut log hai jo aapse baat karna chahte hai..plzzzzzz dn't brk thr hearts sir plzzzz

There are a lot of people who want to talk to you..Please Dont break their hearts sir please

ab voh bola jisne kisi bhi party ko support karne se mana kardiya tha . . a flop show annaji

Now say that he had a desire to support any party. . A flop show brother

@whycarewho kone wale plot me jagah zyada hoti hai :)

@Wickerho corner plot has more space :)

sala #olympics k game bhare rehte the isme . . . . dhokebaaz >_<

brother # Olympics games were full in this. . . . Cheater> _ <

cha cha ? ab seedha #Trump nazar aane laga ? Kasab se Trump tak ?

Now Trump appears straight away? From Kasab to Trump?

Bahot time baad suna ye! Achha laga

Heard this after a long time! It was nice

kuch nahi samjha kabhi, itne saare cheezon se deal karna aata toh shayad life mein succesfull hota.

Never understood anything, if I know how to deal with all these stuff then i would be sucessful already

@iamGunjanGrunge Tharak saale har ladki ko mention karna hai tujhe @brawling_virago @Atheist_Krishna

@TimGunjanGarungay pervert brat you are the one to mention all the girls@ brawling_virgo @atheist_krishna

@thisisAparajita sahi hai :(

@ Thesisparjita is correct :(

@Alllahdin Aaj match hai na? Ki kal?

@Allahdin is there a match today or is it postponed to tommorow?

yaar tum ladke inne senti krne wale kaam kyu krte ho ? ? ? :'(

Dude, why do you boys mdo those things that makes her sentimental? : '(

@Annu__k text karo phr dekhtay hain

@ annu__k first of all text it then we will figure out later

@mamtan14 didi abhi apni me time hai

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Abe Congressiyon, Nigerians bhi insaan hote hain, bandar nahin. Kyon itna bura maan gaye.

hello Mr congressians, nigerians are also humans, not monkeys. Why did you feel so bad?

oct 30 its goin down at the congress theater i will be performing along wit machine gun kelly ! ! ! ! http/URL

oct 30 it's going down at the congress theater i will be performing along with machine gun kelly ! ! ! ! http/URL

kitne dukh ki baat hai na :(

How sad it is:(

#TripleTalaq ho ya Divorce usshme koi matvate /Rajnetic Na hona chahiye. Mahilayo ke ke liye sharaph ke saman hi hai. Triple Talaq ko roke.

whether it might be triple talaq or anything there should not be a political side in the divorce of a women.Triple Talaq is like a bane for women,so stop the triple talaq bill.

tum ye karoge mere saath? Maine aaj tak tumhe kuch ulta bhi kahan hai? Hadh hoti hai

Will you do this to me? did i say anything that hurts you till now? there is a limit for everything

w…ise tu boli nai ki hai kaha se

you didn't tell me where you are from.

luncher paaji pehle chai k saath biscuit kha rahe the . .

Luncher uncle was earlier eating biscuits with tea...

@aanchalator toh phir theek hai, aise kisi Ladki ke T-shirt mein kuch bhi kaise daal sakta hai koi?

@Chonchlor ok then, how can anyone put anything in such a girl's t-shirt?

@twinitisha phir to twitter walon ki khush-naseebi hai :)

@Twyneetisha ohh then the people who use twitter are the happiest :)

Happy Birthday Dhoni & Hello to Sakshi bhabhi. Aur baaki sab khairiyat?

Happy Birthday Dhoni & Hello To Sakshi sister in law. And is everyone fine over there.

LOL, phenk deta to bechare ka phir kat jaata bill, isiliye lauta diya chup chaap. #EkBhaiKeLiye

Lol, if you threw it, he would had a breakup once again so i returned it to him silently .#Forabrother

Did Arun Lal say, "Ye dekhiye Bangladeshi player khushi se apne andkosh takra rahe hain"

Did Arun Lal Se, "See Bangladeshi Players Happily Banging Their Testicles ""

Sab kuch sahi chal raha tha life mai .. par Achanak Sony TV Dilwale movie ka telecast karne vali hai aaj raat ... why .. why ??

Everything was going well in life .. but suddenly Sony TV is going to telecast the movie Dilwale tonight ... why .. why ??

@Atheist_Krishna bhai bas kya hamesha Sunny Leone dikhau..

@Atheist_krishna brother should i just show sunny leone always..

@narendramodi kuch pata hai students ke mehenge din agaye hai?? #gst laga diya hai bas kuch socha tha pehle?

@Narendramodi, do you know the students are having the costliest days?? every thing has #gst did he think about it before?

@Gott_Partikel aankh band karte hi shruti hassan nazar aati hai :(

@Got_Particle Shruti Haasan appears as soon as I closes my eyes :(

@pandyas0599 Gud mrng sir aapko Mahashivratri ki hardik mangalkamnaye :)

@panyas0599 good morning sir greetings for mahashivaratri.

amazing day today . i can't wait for tomorrow

i get my braces then movie night at my bf's house with rosa &amp

Sorry, mujhe laga raat ke 11.30 baje hai.

sorry, I thought it was 11:30 night

Phone ka wallpaper dekhte dekhte zindagi kat rahi hai.

Im spending my life seeing my phones wallpaper

@sayshardik @pintubaba_ Ye baatli chahiye mujhe :(

@sayshardik @pintubaba_ I want this bucket

#NoteBandi mein Temporary Ban to lag Chuka hai 0 Koi baat nahin hai !

#NoteBandi got a temperary ban. So, its not a problem!

Toh phir toh achhi baat hai nahi, mitthaiyan khilao!

So, it is good news. Feed sweet.

OMG kisi ne RT spree diya saalo baad.. Thanks @SahiDisha *khushi ke aansu*pic.twitter.com/P75DZ5jPkk

OMG someone spreed RT after years... Thanks @SahiDisha *tears of happiness*pic.twitter.com/P75DZ5jPkk

Brilliant Answer By Boy Friend on Break Up … . Girl

Tumhe Mere Jaisi Ladki Nahi Milegi . . . . . Boy

.@RanaAyyub ye Amit bhai ne nahi Muhammad Ali ne kaha tha pagli

.@RanaAyyub It was said by Muhammad Ali not Amit.

Please follow @SaleemChikna & @sayshardik, ye log free mein daaru pilaate hai. #AaiShappath

Please follow @SaleemChikna & @sayshardik, These people give free drinks. #AaiShappath

@Perrignrr ye kya hai?

@Perrignrr What is this?

Haar aur Jeet to khel ka hissa hai. Ye wala bahut din taklif dega wo kissa hai.

winning or losing is a part of game. This story gives longterm stress

@Kahaanify hamari kashti wahan doobi jahan paani kam tha

@Kahaanify Our ship will sink where the water is less

@sagarcasm abhi bhi hu

'(

@BeingMSD mera motive kuch aur tha

@BeingMSD my motive was different.

err @DefucktiveHumor ye le ek aur.

@BeingMSD here take another.

@RoflGandhi_ @infinite_aMy Guru ji ko pehchanne se inkar karne wale logon ko Pakistani visa ke sath passport muft diya jaaye. Pranam.

@RoflGandhi_ @infinite_aMy the people who cant recognize Guruji will get a pakistani visa and a free passport.

Yaar, koi ye bata do ke yeh ladki hai kaun?https://twitter.com/Sarcaism_/status/733178336147562496 …

somebody tell me who this girl is?https://twitter.com/Sarcaism_/status/733178336147562496 …

.@sagarikaghose haan khush ho jaa Pakistani @IndianExpress

.@sagarikaghose go be happy Pakistani @IndianExpress

_/\_ SIR. Rulaoge kya?

_/\_ Are you making us cry?

@MildlyClassic India aur Sri lanka ek hi hai sir

@MildlyClassic India and Sri Lanka both are same.

ultimate yarrr . . . . just love it

ultimate my friend,i just loved it.

@narendramodi ISI ko bulao vote dene ke liye

@narendramodi call ISI to give their votes.

Bas aise hi reviews ki zaroorat hai, kaafi protsahan milta hai in baaton se.

I just need reviews like these,this motivates me a lot

@akshaykanitkar Sahi hai, bada aadmi hai tu. Kya chal raha hai? Kab milna?

@akshaykanitkar u have become a famous person,whats going on? when do we meet?

ye bohot pehle ho chuka hai https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/595267739297587200 … @Dukhi_Engineer

This happened long back. https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/595267739297587200 … @Dukhi_Engineer

Salmannnnn aaa intezaar idhar ? tere liye ?

salman come here, I am waiting

@PratMitt @GabbbarSingh @c_aashish arey kabhi kabhi toh aap dhang ki baat karte ho :P

@PratMitt @GabbbarSingh @c_aashish you rarely talk about sensible things. :P

@BUnlimted hahaha.. Bhai @Champ_Nikk shave kar lena

@BUnlimted hahaha.. brother@Champ_Nikk shave

@huh_watnow mujhe to bas ek tera sahara hai..

@huh_watnow you are the only one for me.

@nickhunterr hahaa.. Matlab ab date yaad dilaoge @twinitisha

@nickhunterr hahaa.. Now you will make me remember the date @twinitisha

@Bihar_ke_lala khusi hui tumhara janamdin aaya

@Bihar_ke_lala Iam happy that your birthday has come.

use to gate se bahar hote hi utarna compulsory tha . . .

) :d

kahi rajnikant to nhi tha . .

was he Rajnikant by any chnace.

@sureshnakhua maan hi nahi rahe hai

@sureshnakhua isnt agreeing at all

Keerthi ! lets open a NGO together ! toote dil ke marezon ke liyea

Keerthi ! lets open a NGO together ! for the heartbroken patients.

india kbhi bhi china ko peeeche nhi kr paaega.....

india can never go past china

That Spin ! Ravi Ashwin . Kuch nai ho sakta bhai Africa ka World Cups mei .. #Mauka #IndvsSA #cwc15

That Spin ! Ravi Ashwin . nothing can happen for africa in the world cups.. #Mauka #IndvsSA #cwc15

t . v . off guddu: mummy . . . . . khane me kya hai .

t.v off guddu: mummy whats there to eat?

chalk churane ka bhi apna maza tha . . :)

stealing chalks was also some kind of fun

ji bilkul, iss baat ka toh inkaar nahi kar sakte.

yeah sure, we cant deny this .

Sabko bacha kaho,sirf mere ilawa ok

call everyone a kid except me ,ok

@sahilmjain ek nahi mili ab tak </3

@sahilmjain didnt find atleast one till now </3

@Babu_Bhaiyaa mujhe bhi dena zara 5 rs ke.. Bhookh lagi hai

@Babu_Bhaiyaa I am hungry too ,give me something for 5rs.

bahut badiya , bahut hi undaa , kya baat , kya baat . dil jit liya tune toh . . . :d

very good,amazing,you have won my heart.