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Reddit, if someone had to describe you to a stranger, how would you like them do to it?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sn6y/reddit_if_someone_had_to_describe_you_to_a/

They would be talking about you without your presence. What would you want them to say, thing you think others should mention about you?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sn6y/reddit_if_someone_had_to_describe_you_to_a/

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15sn6y

2013-01-01

23:59:40

What kind of car does the average Redditor drive?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sn6m/what_kind_of_car_does_the_average_redditor_drive/

I've always wanted to know what kind of car the average Redditor drives and if there's one that is most popular.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sn6m/what_kind_of_car_does_the_average_redditor_drive/

PaytonAdams

15sn6m

2013-01-01

23:59:31

What movies have made you go back to the theater to see them more than once?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sn6b/what_movies_have_made_you_go_back_to_the_theater/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sn6b/what_movies_have_made_you_go_back_to_the_theater/

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15sn6b

2013-01-01

23:59:20

Worst fear(s)?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sn4u/worst_fears/

So what is your worst fear, reddit?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sn4u/worst_fears/

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15sn4u

2013-01-01

23:58:37

If there was a type of ink that lasted only for a year or so, would you be more inclined to get a tattoo?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sn44/if_there_was_a_type_of_ink_that_lasted_only_for_a/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sn44/if_there_was_a_type_of_ink_that_lasted_only_for_a/

Honeybeard

15sn44

2013-01-01

23:58:15

Reddit, what are your favorite words to say aloud?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sn3j/reddit_what_are_your_favorite_words_to_say_aloud/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sn3j/reddit_what_are_your_favorite_words_to_say_aloud/

seattlyte

15sn3j

2013-01-01

23:57:55

When hanging out with a sibling, how do you subtly let prospective mates that it is not your significant other?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sn22/when_hanging_out_with_a_sibling_how_do_you_subtly/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sn22/when_hanging_out_with_a_sibling_how_do_you_subtly/

kingdarunia

15sn22

2013-01-01

23:57:13

Have you ever lost contact with a friend or family member due to them going into witness protection?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sn1s/have_you_ever_lost_contact_with_a_friend_or/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sn1s/have_you_ever_lost_contact_with_a_friend_or/

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15sn1s

2013-01-01

23:57:04

Let's start this new year on a more positive note. What makes you instantly like or respect someone?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sn1m/lets_start_this_new_year_on_a_more_positive_note/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sn1m/lets_start_this_new_year_on_a_more_positive_note/

StoneFawkes

15sn1m

2013-01-01

23:57:00

Has anyone ever won, or know someone that has won, the publishers clearing house sweepstakes?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sn14/has_anyone_ever_won_or_know_someone_that_has_won/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sn14/has_anyone_ever_won_or_know_someone_that_has_won/

jenryanrj

15sn14

2013-01-01

23:56:50

Why the fuck don't they show halftime performances on TV?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smxq/why_the_fuck_dont_they_show_halftime_performances/

Yeah yeah, advertising crap.. But COME ON! I can't be the only one that wants to watch them. YES I'm talking about sporting events.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smxq/why_the_fuck_dont_they_show_halftime_performances/

FSX7112

15smxq

2013-01-01

23:55:31

If you could have the ability to shrink down to the very small to observe the smallest things in the universe or grow big to observe the largest mysteries of the universe which would you choose?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smxf/if_you_could_have_the_ability_to_shrink_down_to/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smxf/if_you_could_have_the_ability_to_shrink_down_to/

Justforgeo

15smxf

2013-01-01

23:55:21

Reddit, what's your favorite color?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smxh/reddit_whats_your_favorite_color/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smxh/reddit_whats_your_favorite_color/

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15smxh

2013-01-01

23:55:21

Why doesn't comment karma contribute to your overall karma?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smx1/why_doesnt_comment_karma_contribute_to_your/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smx1/why_doesnt_comment_karma_contribute_to_your/

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15smx1

2013-01-01

23:55:10

Reddit, How do I Stop Emotions?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smwv/reddit_how_do_i_stop_emotions/

Kind of like Vulcans.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smwv/reddit_how_do_i_stop_emotions/

Hyalinemembrane

15smwv

2013-01-01

23:55:05

Parents who have lost a chikd, how do you answer when someone asks how many children you have?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smts/parents_who_have_lost_a_chikd_how_do_you_answer/

I'm not trying to be insensitive, I was just curious.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smts/parents_who_have_lost_a_chikd_how_do_you_answer/

batmanorphan

15smts

2013-01-01

23:53:57

Attractive, single people of Reddit, why are you single?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smsj/attractive_single_people_of_reddit_why_are_you/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smsj/attractive_single_people_of_reddit_why_are_you/

ABXD

15smsj

2013-01-01

23:53:15

Looking to prank my room mate in a fairly cheap way (George Clooney themed)

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sms6/looking_to_prank_my_room_mate_in_a_fairly_cheap/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sms6/looking_to_prank_my_room_mate_in_a_fairly_cheap/

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15sms6

2013-01-01

23:53:09

What is a funny/awkward childhood story of yours?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sms2/what_is_a_funnyawkward_childhood_story_of_yours/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sms2/what_is_a_funnyawkward_childhood_story_of_yours/

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15sms2

2013-01-01

23:53:07

If an artist were to draw you, how would they portray you?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smrw/if_an_artist_were_to_draw_you_how_would_they/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smrw/if_an_artist_were_to_draw_you_how_would_they/

meigs2

15smrw

2013-01-01

23:53:03

Tips/Advice on how to balance work and college?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smrf/tipsadvice_on_how_to_balance_work_and_college/

I start college next week and this semester I plan on getting on job. Any advice, fellow redditors on how you guys balanced the two out?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smrf/tipsadvice_on_how_to_balance_work_and_college/

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15smrf

2013-01-01

23:52:47

What kind of things would you do in every day life just for a good picture to post to reddit?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smql/what_kind_of_things_would_you_do_in_every_day/

I was discussing my lack of karma with some friends, and we were jokingly discussing things that we could have done on New Year's Eve that would make good pictures that we could post. But seriously, what kind of things would you do just to increase your karma?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smql/what_kind_of_things_would_you_do_in_every_day/

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15smql

2013-01-01

23:52:30

Reddit, what kind of fudging have you gotten away with on your company's expense reports?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smqf/reddit_what_kind_of_fudging_have_you_gotten_away/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smqf/reddit_what_kind_of_fudging_have_you_gotten_away/

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15smqf

2013-01-01

23:52:23

What is something you think everybody should keep in their car?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smpp/what_is_something_you_think_everybody_should_keep/

Obviously not a factory standard.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smpp/what_is_something_you_think_everybody_should_keep/

Randall444

15smpp

2013-01-01

23:52:06

What do you love about Reddit that everyone else seems to hate?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smp2/what_do_you_love_about_reddit_that_everyone_else/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smp2/what_do_you_love_about_reddit_that_everyone_else/

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15smp2

2013-01-01

23:51:43

What popular first names do you think will go out of style over the next generation?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smoj/what_popular_first_names_do_you_think_will_go_out/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smoj/what_popular_first_names_do_you_think_will_go_out/

BiffWhistler

15smoj

2013-01-01

23:51:28

Black guys of Reddit, do you have any white people jokes?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smo7/black_guys_of_reddit_do_you_have_any_white_people/

I grew up in bumfuck nowhere USA for many years of my life, so unfortunately for me I was surrounded by many intolerant jerks. With this comes an endless supply of racist jokes. So I was wondering if there are any good white people jokes or stereotypes.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smo7/black_guys_of_reddit_do_you_have_any_white_people/

kdpollock

15smo7

2013-01-01

23:51:21

How in the hell do you make choices? With all the information online, and all the different perspectives, how do you make choices in your life? Just go with the first thing that comes to mind?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smlx/how_in_the_hell_do_you_make_choices_with_all_the/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smlx/how_in_the_hell_do_you_make_choices_with_all_the/

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15smlx

2013-01-01

23:50:19

Gay guys of Reddit: In general guys are always horny. Does this mean you get to have sex constantly? [NSFW]

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smlf/gay_guys_of_reddit_in_general_guys_are_always/

I was talking to some friends and we were discussing the pros/coins of being gay. One consensus we came to is that as a gay guy you could pretty much score at will if you wanted whether it be with your SO or a random hookup. So do gay guys get all the sex they want? Lesbians of Reddit: How is the frequency of sex also?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smlf/gay_guys_of_reddit_in_general_guys_are_always/

rjohnson99

15smlf

2013-01-01

23:50:02

To balance out with the current top question on Askreddit: What makes you instantly feel more sympathetic with another person?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smk9/to_balance_out_with_the_current_top_question_on/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smk9/to_balance_out_with_the_current_top_question_on/

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15smk9

2013-01-01

23:49:26

Reddit, do you have any celebrity hookup stories?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smk5/reddit_do_you_have_any_celebrity_hookup_stories/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smk5/reddit_do_you_have_any_celebrity_hookup_stories/

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15smk5

2013-01-01

23:49:23

Where do you spend most of your time browsing Reddit?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smjw/where_do_you_spend_most_of_your_time_browsing/

Is it at work, home, the toilet?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smjw/where_do_you_spend_most_of_your_time_browsing/

Cornopolis

15smjw

2013-01-01

23:49:19

Reading vs Gaming?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smj5/reading_vs_gaming/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smj5/reading_vs_gaming/

ThaloBlue

15smj5

2013-01-01

23:49:01

Got accused of stealing inserts out of boxes today at GameStop and it pissed me off. What are some bad experiences you've had with GameStop (or any other store) employees?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smj2/got_accused_of_stealing_inserts_out_of_boxes/

I was browsing through my local GameStop and wanted to see if some game had inside cover art. The guy up front told me to put back whatever I took. This really made me angry. I don't plan on going back to any other GameStop locations.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smj2/got_accused_of_stealing_inserts_out_of_boxes/

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15smj2

2013-01-01

23:48:56

In your opinion, what makes for a good teacher?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smij/in_your_opinion_what_makes_for_a_good_teacher/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smij/in_your_opinion_what_makes_for_a_good_teacher/

siketeach

15smij

2013-01-01

23:48:42

Reddit, do you swipe your card, or let the cashier swipe for you?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smid/reddit_do_you_swipe_your_card_or_let_the_cashier/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smid/reddit_do_you_swipe_your_card_or_let_the_cashier/

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15smid

2013-01-01

23:48:38

I caught my my alcoholic mother drinking, what should I do?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smho/i_caught_my_my_alcoholic_mother_drinking_what/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smho/i_caught_my_my_alcoholic_mother_drinking_what/

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15smho

2013-01-01

23:48:24

What's on your bucket list?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smha/whats_on_your_bucket_list/

For me, I want to visit Europe sometime before I die.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smha/whats_on_your_bucket_list/

Psychohosebeast69

15smha

2013-01-01

23:48:15

I just watched "Starbuck" on my sister and her husband's recommendation and loved every minute of it. Reddit, have you ever done anything in secret you feel that would make the news if anyone found out?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smgx/i_just_watched_starbuck_on_my_sister_and_her/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smgx/i_just_watched_starbuck_on_my_sister_and_her/

jillianic

15smgx

2013-01-01

23:48:04

How much do you think that you have benefited from white privilege?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smfk/how_much_do_you_think_that_you_have_benefited/

It's not something that gets spoken about a lot around here. But, if you had to look at your life honestly, to what degree do you think you have benefited from white privilege, and in what ways? I know that I must have to some degree, but coming from a military family where both my parents retired at a low rank makes me think that I haven't benefited all that much, but I'm probably wrong.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smfk/how_much_do_you_think_that_you_have_benefited/

diemockingbirddie

15smfk

2013-01-01

23:47:18

So I've been building an app for 8 months at night time. It's a self updating contact list. Would you use this?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smdp/so_ive_been_building_an_app_for_8_months_at_night/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smdp/so_ive_been_building_an_app_for_8_months_at_night/

michaeldunworthsydne

15smdp

2013-01-01

23:46:17

Made one of those "If we're not in relationships by 2013" promises but forget with whom. Reddit, have you ever and what should I do?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smcz/made_one_of_those_if_were_not_in_relationships_by/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smcz/made_one_of_those_if_were_not_in_relationships_by/

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15smcz

2013-01-01

23:45:59

anyone good at making up acronyms?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smcl/anyone_good_at_making_up_acronyms/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smcl/anyone_good_at_making_up_acronyms/

jman17

15smcl

2013-01-01

23:45:46

What is the most racist thing you have seen someone do/say?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15smba/what_is_the_most_racist_thing_you_have_seen/

For me it was probably listening to my Asian friends grandmother constantly hating on black people, that old lady was fucking racist

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15smba/what_is_the_most_racist_thing_you_have_seen/

Morgneer

15smba

2013-01-01

23:45:05

I got terminated on New Year's Eve. What crappy things have employers done to you that made you wonder how they sleep at night?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sma5/i_got_terminated_on_new_years_eve_what_crappy/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sma5/i_got_terminated_on_new_years_eve_what_crappy/

very_nice_how_much

15sma5

2013-01-01

23:44:37

What do you think the greatest human flaw is?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm8x/what_do_you_think_the_greatest_human_flaw_is/

Gandhi said that the greatest human flaws were: wealth without work, pleasure without conscience, science without humanity, knowledge without character, politics without principle, commerce without morality, and worship without sacrifice. Which of these seven do you think is the most dangerous to humanity? Why? Or do you have a different one?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm8x/what_do_you_think_the_greatest_human_flaw_is/

muffinfuck

15sm8x

2013-01-01

23:44:07

What is the best way to punish an employee for calling my establishment a shithole?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm83/what_is_the_best_way_to_punish_an_employee_for/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm83/what_is_the_best_way_to_punish_an_employee_for/

FattiesGonnaFatItUp

15sm83

2013-01-01

23:43:52

Reddit, you're on your death bed, but have time to list to one more song. Which song would it be?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm6f/reddit_youre_on_your_death_bed_but_have_time_to/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm6f/reddit_youre_on_your_death_bed_but_have_time_to/

AnorexicFatman

15sm6f

2013-01-01

23:43:11

Reddit, who has the best New Years Eve story?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm65/reddit_who_has_the_best_new_years_eve_story/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm65/reddit_who_has_the_best_new_years_eve_story/

sharkey99

15sm65

2013-01-01

23:43:03

New Years Eve 2012. What is the dumbest thing you did or saw last night?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm4p/new_years_eve_2012_what_is_the_dumbest_thing_you/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm4p/new_years_eve_2012_what_is_the_dumbest_thing_you/

SilverTongie

15sm4p

2013-01-01

23:42:37

If everyone slept during the day and was productive at night, what would you do differently?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm4n/if_everyone_slept_during_the_day_and_was/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm4n/if_everyone_slept_during_the_day_and_was/

Lexipotimus

15sm4n

2013-01-01

23:42:35

Reddit, any advice on how to comfort a friend who lost another friend during the new years celebration?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm4g/reddit_any_advice_on_how_to_comfort_a_friend_who/

Ok, so a friend of mine (female) went to a new years party. One of her close friends died at this party. Without going into detail, basically there was alcohol at this party, and she had some heart problems. She passed out and died soon after this. She witnessed the whole thing and even moved the body. How can I comfort her? Rules/Tips/Advice/Suggestions/Personal Experiences.....please. anything would help. Thank you.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm4g/reddit_any_advice_on_how_to_comfort_a_friend_who/

D1G1TALAXE

15sm4g

2013-01-01

23:42:26

You wake up in the morning from a huge party at your house. You see on the news that you are a most wanted to the FBI and Police. What would you do?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm49/you_wake_up_in_the_morning_from_a_huge_party_at/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm49/you_wake_up_in_the_morning_from_a_huge_party_at/

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15sm49

2013-01-01

23:42:22

What are some WWII bomber names?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm46/what_are_some_wwii_bomber_names/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm46/what_are_some_wwii_bomber_names/

lcnm007

15sm46

2013-01-01

23:42:18

Is your current "life playlist" compatible with anyone else?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm40/is_your_current_life_playlist_compatible_with/

First, start off a post with three "life descriptors", followed by the name and artist of the matching song (if possible, provide song link). An example: "I have no idea what I'm doing with my life D:-(song)" If someone identifies with at least one "match", respond with the match and two extra songs and descriptors of your own.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm40/is_your_current_life_playlist_compatible_with/

aaotwm

15sm40

2013-01-01

23:42:14

Confusing love with math?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm2u/confusing_love_with_math/

Much more specifically, whenever I go in the same room with my crush I constantly think about numbers. For example, the first time this happened I thought about 9,81. The second time I was thinking about monitor aspect ratios like 5:4 and 16:10. Whenever I go for the kiss it is all fine however. Note however that it whenever I think about those numbers now, I don't think about them at all. Do I have something wrong while I was born so my brain confuses something with maths and love? I am very intelligent and am good at maths.Can anyone relate to this?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm2u/confusing_love_with_math/

Trppmdm

15sm2u

2013-01-01

23:41:43

What famous pop song makes you cringe at the fact that it became a successful pop song?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm1e/what_famous_pop_song_makes_you_cringe_at_the_fact/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm1e/what_famous_pop_song_makes_you_cringe_at_the_fact/

sdvega

15sm1e

2013-01-01

23:41:11

Mods of reddit, how do I add pictures to flair?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm08/mods_of_reddit_how_do_i_add_pictures_to_flair/

I see some subreddits with neat colors and pictures on flair. I was wondering how that's done. Help would be very much appreciated.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm08/mods_of_reddit_how_do_i_add_pictures_to_flair/

camb42

15sm08

2013-01-01

23:40:45

Reddit, what is the most uncomfortable conversation you've ever had with a complete stranger?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm07/reddit_what_is_the_most_uncomfortable/

For me, the most uncomfortable conversation I'd ever had was with a man at my last job. I worked in a grocery store, but my manager also owned the laundry mat next store so, from time to time, he would send me over there. I typically enjoyed working in the laundry mat because it was almost always empty when I was working so it would just be me, a mop, a few rags, a bucket and some music that should have been retired a decade ago. Well, as I was saying, one day my boss sends me over there and it isn't empty. There's one extremely heavy set man sitting in a chair next to a washing machine. No big deal, the people around here are usually very nice, so I greet him and then start my work. After about five minutes the man looks at me and says "hey, kid, are you one of the of those N-word loving democrats?"(he wasn't so kind as to sensor himself) Now I'd been raised my entire life as a republican and as such I shook off the shock of his foul tongue, and just said "No, I was raised as republican as a Bush" Thankfully the man didn't follow up and I got to continue my work for a few minutes, but then he decided to speak up again. "Yea that N-word Obama, he's trying to take away my guns." I thought about telling him that his language was foul, that there hadn't yet been any new regulations on gun control and that Obama was just one man when the blame falls on the entirety of the entire democrat party, but I didn't. I just said "yea, these are tough times for everyone." After that he felt comfortable enough to go on an entire fifteen minute rant about how he hated the gays, hated the jews, hated the blacks, hated the Mexicans, and hated Obama. Now, I'm none of the things this guy described, but that does't make it okay to tell me how much you hate them. Thankfully, I finished my work, went on my and never saw the guy again. He wasn't from around there, probably just vacationing in the area. So Reddit; now it's your turn. Lets hear your most uncomfortable conversation you've ever had with a complete stranger.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sm07/reddit_what_is_the_most_uncomfortable/

grimerphd

15sm07

2013-01-01

23:40:44

If you had the lifespan of a dog, what would you do with your life?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slzf/if_you_had_the_lifespan_of_a_dog_what_would_you/

Say all humans suddenly only had the lifespan of a dog, but also mature at the same time as well, so you would be pretty much fully mature at 1, then middle age at around 8, and fairly old by your teens. What would you do? Edit: Probably should have specified productive things. Like try to build things much quicker, scientific discoveries much sooner than it would be, etc. But I must say, not really surprised at the answers. Good job, everyone. Edit2: For the record, I'm not saying that you become a dog, I'm suggesting that humans and dogs switch lifespans, but we still act and do everything else the same way, just in a different amount of time.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slzf/if_you_had_the_lifespan_of_a_dog_what_would_you/

aladdin003

15slzf

2013-01-01

23:40:21

Alternatively, what makes you instantly love someone?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slz3/alternatively_what_makes_you_instantly_love/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slz3/alternatively_what_makes_you_instantly_love/

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15slz3

2013-01-01

23:40:16

Fast food employees of Reddit, do workers really jizz in our burgers and pee on our nachos as much as the internet tells us they do?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slz2/fast_food_employees_of_reddit_do_workers_really/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slz2/fast_food_employees_of_reddit_do_workers_really/

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15slz2

2013-01-01

23:40:15

Reddit what is your new years resolution? One that you will actually keep!

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slyf/reddit_what_is_your_new_years_resolution_one_that/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slyf/reddit_what_is_your_new_years_resolution_one_that/

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15slyf

2013-01-01

23:40:02

How hard is it to move to another country?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slyb/how_hard_is_it_to_move_to_another_country/

Maybe another country wouldn't be better than here (USA), but could it really hurt to try another place? I'm just looking for some advice, tips, caveats, etc about moving to a different country (European, more than likely). Thanks all!

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slyb/how_hard_is_it_to_move_to_another_country/

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15slyb

2013-01-01

23:40:00

Does snorting human ash make you a cannibal?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sly3/does_snorting_human_ash_make_you_a_cannibal/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sly3/does_snorting_human_ash_make_you_a_cannibal/

ademu5

15sly3

2013-01-01

23:39:54

I think a guy was trying to take pictures of me

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slxm/i_think_a_guy_was_trying_to_take_pictures_of_me/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slxm/i_think_a_guy_was_trying_to_take_pictures_of_me/

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15slxm

2013-01-01

23:39:40

Reddit, how do you stick it to the man?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slwx/reddit_how_do_you_stick_it_to_the_man/

One of my favorite ways of sticking it to the man is by pooping on the clock.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slwx/reddit_how_do_you_stick_it_to_the_man/

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15slwx

2013-01-01

23:39:24

I realized today I am a tech expert to my coworkers. Reddit, when/where/to whom do you have situational based credentials?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slws/i_realized_today_i_am_a_tech_expert_to_my/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slws/i_realized_today_i_am_a_tech_expert_to_my/

OVRnight

15slws

2013-01-01

23:39:23

Reddit, why was your year the best year to be born in?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slwa/reddit_why_was_your_year_the_best_year_to_be_born/

Pretty much every person ever thinks that their birth year is the best of all birth years (unless they're an edgy hipster 'born in the wrong decade'). So what exactly makes your birth year the best of them all?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slwa/reddit_why_was_your_year_the_best_year_to_be_born/

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15slwa

2013-01-01

23:39:11

What should be on any mid-20-something's to-do list for 2013?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slvu/what_should_be_on_any_mid20somethings_todo_list/

My friend Nikki and I are trying to create a fun to do list of things we want to do when I get back from working in France this past year. Any suggestions?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slvu/what_should_be_on_any_mid20somethings_todo_list/

epml21

15slvu

2013-01-01

23:38:57

Retail Workers of Reddit, What is one piece of advice you have that you think all your customers should know?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slvg/retail_workers_of_reddit_what_is_one_piece_of/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slvg/retail_workers_of_reddit_what_is_one_piece_of/

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15slvg

2013-01-01

23:38:47

Girl and I got drunk she offered me a ride home, found later today she got arrested last night for driving under the influence. Am I in trouble too ?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slut/girl_and_i_got_drunk_she_offered_me_a_ride_home/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slut/girl_and_i_got_drunk_she_offered_me_a_ride_home/

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15slut

2013-01-01

23:38:28

Reddit, what is your favorite warning label you've ever seen on a product?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sltu/reddit_what_is_your_favorite_warning_label_youve/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sltu/reddit_what_is_your_favorite_warning_label_youve/

arksien

15sltu

2013-01-01

23:37:56

What are the big picture "outside the box" ideas for fixing the US Federal Government?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slss/what_are_the_big_picture_outside_the_box_ideas/

Do any of these have any chance of happening?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slss/what_are_the_big_picture_outside_the_box_ideas/

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15slss

2013-01-01

23:37:29

What would be the plot synopsis of your favorite, non-present movie if it took place in present day?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slsq/what_would_be_the_plot_synopsis_of_your_favorite/

As times change, so do the stories we tell! How would you think films like The Godfather, Shawshank, or even recent ones like Django would play out in today's soceity?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slsq/what_would_be_the_plot_synopsis_of_your_favorite/

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15slsq

2013-01-01

23:37:28

What is the worst theme song to a TV show you've ever heard?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slr9/what_is_the_worst_theme_song_to_a_tv_show_youve/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slr9/what_is_the_worst_theme_song_to_a_tv_show_youve/

Theswaz12

15slr9

2013-01-01

23:36:46

Sorry if this has been asked, but where are some of the best places to visit for scenery?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slqk/sorry_if_this_has_been_asked_but_where_are_some/

I'm not into the city life, but I would love to see the few untainted parts of the world. p.s. i will be 17 for the trip this summer, if it means anything. EDIT: I'm looking to go international. It doesn't have to be tainted, like it could be the Colosseum or Arenal in Costa Rica (that's fantastic)

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slqk/sorry_if_this_has_been_asked_but_where_are_some/

DGtheAlmighty

15slqk

2013-01-01

23:36:26

Reddit, what fictional romance would you most like to see occur (that didn't in the source material) ?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slqh/reddit_what_fictional_romance_would_you_most_like/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slqh/reddit_what_fictional_romance_would_you_most_like/

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15slqh

2013-01-01

23:36:21

In contrast, What makes you instantly like someone?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slon/in_contrast_what_makes_you_instantly_like_someone/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slon/in_contrast_what_makes_you_instantly_like_someone/

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15slon

2013-01-01

23:35:38

I know I'm kind of old because I can't say the word hella with a straight face. What makes you feel old?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slof/i_know_im_kind_of_old_because_i_cant_say_the_word/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slof/i_know_im_kind_of_old_because_i_cant_say_the_word/

lemursandrainbows

15slof

2013-01-01

23:35:32

Can anyone reccomend a good driver finder program?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sln6/can_anyone_reccomend_a_good_driver_finder_program/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sln6/can_anyone_reccomend_a_good_driver_finder_program/

WallaceGrover

15sln6

2013-01-01

23:35:01

Reddit, what New Year's Day traditions do you have?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slmr/reddit_what_new_years_day_traditions_do_you_have/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slmr/reddit_what_new_years_day_traditions_do_you_have/

Legonerd93

15slmr

2013-01-01

23:34:48

What's your new years resolution?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slmj/whats_your_new_years_resolution/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slmj/whats_your_new_years_resolution/

bustyLaserCannon

15slmj

2013-01-01

23:34:43

What are some good New years Resolutions that you've actually kept?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sllm/what_are_some_good_new_years_resolutions_that/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sllm/what_are_some_good_new_years_resolutions_that/

Upvotesplease

15sllm

2013-01-01

23:34:12

What has been your worst new years eve experience?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sllj/what_has_been_your_worst_new_years_eve_experience/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sllj/what_has_been_your_worst_new_years_eve_experience/

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15sllj

2013-01-01

23:34:10

When was the first time you masturbated? (Possibly nsfw)

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sllc/when_was_the_first_time_you_masturbated_possibly/

Pretty simple title, folks. When did you first touch on your latent sexuality?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sllc/when_was_the_first_time_you_masturbated_possibly/

literaryghost

15sllc

2013-01-01

23:34:00

Reddit Scientists: Do onions actually help someone with the cold or flu or a bad cough?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sll7/reddit_scientists_do_onions_actually_help_someone/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sll7/reddit_scientists_do_onions_actually_help_someone/

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15sll7

2013-01-01

23:33:56

AskReddit why do you get out of bed each day

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slko/askreddit_why_do_you_get_out_of_bed_each_day/

i am most happy when in bed or shower for way too long. reddit, how and why are you able to leave solitude

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slko/askreddit_why_do_you_get_out_of_bed_each_day/

trigalow

15slko

2013-01-01

23:33:41

Have you cut ties with or been cut off by anyone in your family? Why?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slk9/have_you_cut_ties_with_or_been_cut_off_by_anyone/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slk9/have_you_cut_ties_with_or_been_cut_off_by_anyone/

MuffSaid

15slk9

2013-01-01

23:33:30

What is the best way to punish an employee for calling my establishment a shithole?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sljm/what_is_the_best_way_to_punish_an_employee_for/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sljm/what_is_the_best_way_to_punish_an_employee_for/

FattiesGonnaFatItUp

15sljm

2013-01-01

23:33:10

nutritionists of Reddit, what food do people eat thinking that it is healthy for them, but in reality it is not

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slhz/nutritionists_of_reddit_what_food_do_people_eat/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slhz/nutritionists_of_reddit_what_food_do_people_eat/

LONGuyLAND

15slhz

2013-01-01

23:32:25

What kind of watch is this? Bulova, rectangle, gold

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slhw/what_kind_of_watch_is_this_bulova_rectangle_gold/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slhw/what_kind_of_watch_is_this_bulova_rectangle_gold/

cheungster

15slhw

2013-01-01

23:32:25

What makes you instantly like someone?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slhj/what_makes_you_instantly_like_someone/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slhj/what_makes_you_instantly_like_someone/

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15slhj

2013-01-01

23:32:14

What is your worst road trip experience!?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slfa/what_is_your_worst_road_trip_experience/

I'm currently on my way to the Fiesta Bowl in Arizona all the way from Wichita, Kansas. I made the smart decision to make out with a bottle of vodka at a New Years party last night till 7 A.M. I have 2 hours of sleep, 13 hours left to drive, and am hungover on a scale of epic proportions. I think I'm going to puke in my lap. This is HELL.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slfa/what_is_your_worst_road_trip_experience/

K-State

15slfa

2013-01-01

23:31:16

Reddit, what is the craziest thing you've ever seen happen in a restaurant?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slf9/reddit_what_is_the_craziest_thing_youve_ever_seen/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slf9/reddit_what_is_the_craziest_thing_youve_ever_seen/

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15slf9

2013-01-01

23:31:14

Social Work/Marijuana

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slep/social_workmarijuana/

As marijuana becomes more acceptable and starting to become legalized in some areas slowly but surely, it does create more fine lines/grey areas in the career industry. Many would think it isn't acceptable if your doctor goes home and lights up for a little bit to relax though he/she isn't truly hurting anyone. It isn't any different from going home and having a glass of wine. A career I've been wondering about is Social work though. Do any social workers smoke weed? I'm not asking for people to come clean, but just any ideas on it or if they do get randomized drug tests as well.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slep/social_workmarijuana/

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15slep

2013-01-01

23:31:02

Has anyone ever hooked up with someone from Gonewild? Or have any stories related?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15sle8/has_anyone_ever_hooked_up_with_someone_from/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15sle8/has_anyone_ever_hooked_up_with_someone_from/

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15sle8

2013-01-01

23:30:53

Why are brand names so much more expensive than their generic counterparts?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slc6/why_are_brand_names_so_much_more_expensive_than/

I understand if the stuff that they use to make the product is more expensive, but sometimes it is not! Why do people pay for these expensive name brands when they don't do anything more than that cheap product you bought?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slc6/why_are_brand_names_so_much_more_expensive_than/

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15slc6

2013-01-01

23:29:54

Reddit, what is your favorite image of natural beauty that you've found on the internet?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slbz/reddit_what_is_your_favorite_image_of_natural/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slbz/reddit_what_is_your_favorite_image_of_natural/

Rivenyst

15slbz

2013-01-01

23:29:49

What political hypocrisy do you believe in?

/r/AskReddit/comments/15slbs/what_political_hypocrisy_do_you_believe_in/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15slbs/what_political_hypocrisy_do_you_believe_in/

[deleted]

15slbs

2013-01-01

23:29:44